Thursday 24 December 2009

Merry Christmas to all Sisters, Acolytes and Followers




MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! click on the last pic for an extra special Xmas pressie! :)

THE LORD *PRAISE BE HIS NAME AND TENINCH* IS BORN AGAIN!

Tennant xxx

Sunday 13 December 2009

The Twelve Days of Tennantmas





Dear Sisters, Acolytes and followers

As we approach the season of goodwill to all men and trolls, Sister Shagwell and I felt a Christmas song was in order. We have adapted a well known verse in honour of our Lord *praise be his name and ten-inch*

On the First day of Tennantmas, my true Lord gave to me
A Ten-inch in a Tardis

On the Second day of Tennantmas, my true Lord gave to me
Two Blackpools
and a Ten-inch in a Tardis

On the Third day of Tennantmas, my true Lord gave to me
Three Casanovas
Two Blackpools
and a Ten-inch in a Tardis

On the Fourth day of Tennantmas, my true Lord gave to me
Four Secret Smiles
Three Casanovas
Two Blackpools
and a Ten-inch in a Tardis

On the Fifth day of Tennantmas, my true Lord gave to me
Five Sonic Screwdrivers
Four Secret Smiles
Three Casanovas
Two Blackpools
and a Ten-inch in a Tardis

On the Sixth day of Tennantmas, my true Lord gave to me
Six kilted Scotsmen
Five Sonic Screwdrivers
Four Secret Smiles
Three Casanovas
Two Blackpools
and a Ten-inch in a Tardis

On the Seventh day of Tennantmas, my true Lord gave to me
Seven Lads with Stubble
Six kilted Scotsmen
Five Sonic Screwdrivers
Four Secret Smiles
Three Casanovas
Two Blackpools
and a Ten-inch in a Tardis

On the Eighth day of Tennantmas, my true Lord gave to me
Eight Fans a-fainting
Seven Lads with stubble
Six kilted Scotsmen
Five Sonic Screwdrivers
Four Secret Smiles
Three Casanovas
Two Blackpools
and a Ten-inch in a Tardis

On the Ninth day of Tennantmas, my true Lord gave to me
Nine DI's dancing
Eight Fans a-fainting
Seven Lads with Stubble
Six kilted Scotsmen
Five Sonic Screwdrivers
Four Secret Smiles
Three Casanovas
Two Blackpools
and a Ten-inch in a Tardis

On the Tenth day of Tennantmas, my true Lord gave to me
Ten (Time)Lords Leaving
Nine DI's dancing
Eight Fans a-fainting
Seven Lads with Stubble
Six kilted Scotsmen
Five Sonic Screwdrivers
Four Secret Smiles
Three Casanovas
Two Blackpools
and a Ten-inch in a Tardis

On the Eleventh day of Tennantmas, my true Lord gave to me
Eleven Jeans a-bulging
Ten (Time)Lords Leaving
Nine DI's dancing
Eight Fans a-fainting
Seven Lads with Stubble
Six kilted Scotsmen
Five Sonic Screwdrivers
Four Secret Smiles
Three Casanovas
Two Blackpools
and a Ten-inch in a Tardis

On the Twelfth day of Tennantmas, my true Lord gave to me
Twelve Bastard Faces
Eleven Jeans a-bulging
Ten (Time)Lords Leaving
Nine DI's dancing
Eight Fans a-fainting
Seven Lads with Stubble
Six kilted Scotsmen
Five Sonic Screwdrivers
Four Secret Smiles
Three Casanovas
Two Blackpools
and a Ten-inch in a Tardis

Happy Tennantmas to all Sisters, Acolytes and worshippers of our Lord Teninch everywhere! xxx