Thursday, 29 January 2009

The Lord our 10" is making an appearance on comic relief!

It is with great pleasure I can inform the Sisterhood that our saviour will be hosting his own slot on Comic Relief on the day of the Red Nose. This takes place on the 13th March from 7pm. No news yet on what time He will be appearing, but have spare bloomers at the ready. On discussion of what attire Our Lord should wear, after a discussion with one of my fellow Sisters- Sister Shagwell- we decided just a Red Nose and a smile would be highly acceptable.

Adieu, Sisters. (P.S go to this link for more of the Tennanty Goodness...unable to scav...holy jihad uopn Simon Ridgway! )


Monday, 26 January 2009

Wonderous visions...

I was happily doing my duty to the Sisterhood last eve when I came across these rare and sensuous sights... Our Lord the 10" (praise be) in a play he starred in back in the year of our 10" 2005- Look back in anger. I had to share my finds with the Sisterhood...and what finds they are! (Apologies in advance for any Wet Bloomerage.)
Enjoy and worship, Sisters.

Sunday, 25 January 2009

We Are Not Worthy


As you can see the blog has a new pic for 2009 showing a Sister bowing down before the greatness that is the Lord *praise be his name and 10"*

The picture was scavvied by Sister Toblerone and i am assured that she will post other rare and beautiful objects from the same precious collection shortly.

Onward and upwards Sisters

Tennant x

Friday, 23 January 2009

Is our Lord the 10" playing with The Deadender?

New pictures have come to light of Our Lord with a new companion...or as my Sisters and I have come to call her... The Deadender. After the article in the scriptures today made by Time Lord number 5 depicting the Child to be a love sick teenager I'm not surprised Our Lord has run into the arms of another whore..., whore is about right. A modern day Mary Magdalene. From the pictures I have had the unfortunate luck to have seen, and unconfirmed reports from Sky...I have no doubts in my mind that Our Lord and The Deadender are at it like the proverbial rabbit, and I would like to share my dismay and disgust at these developments. The sooner the 10" is brought in for confession and subsequent punishment... the better. I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news.. but I hope we all unite in our grief. Our day will come, sisters.

Holy Jihad upon The Deadender!

Tennant. x

A week is a long time in Tennant Land.....

Sisters, Acolytes and members of the great unwashed.

It has been a long week. The wheels of industry have ground to a halt for the weekend break and the Sisters return to the WWW,(World Wide Weirdness). Many things have happend over these last five days that the Sisters feel should be commented on:

The return to Welsh Wales

The Sisters were glad that our Lord has indeed returned to Cardiff to save the planet and has been seen travelling on public transport.

Road Tax

Our Lord of Time (Praise be upon his name and 10") was out and about in Londoom for the celebration of Radio Times covers. They even gave him a framed cover. The Sisters were light of heart as it appeared our beloved was partayyying alone, which would probably explain the choice of outfit for the evening, (see above). Velety goodness is always welcome - like American Express!

Outside on the streets, assorted gentlemen of her Majesty's gutter press swooped upon our love as he made his escape in the devil's chariot, aka the penismobile, or for those of you who are still dazed and confused, a Toymota Prius. Our Lord, being very safety aware, had put the seatbelt across the heavenly hairy chest - however the paps managed to capture the tax disc, informing the world that ourLord of Time had neglected to pay his car tax for 2009! Tsk Tsk!!! Maybe the wee thing thought that the hybrid, being exempt from congestion charge was also excused road tax. We hope out beloved made a quick dart to the People's Post Office and purchased tax the following day - although the thought of having the penismobile crushed is very appealing!!!! And no, you are not allowed to buy another one.

The Outlaw speaks out...

The Sisters were rather concerned at an article of drivel in the Male of Daily this week. Time Lord number 5 decided that he needed some inches in the press so decided to lift the lid on how marvellous he and his offspring are - and the fact that his child is dating our Lord. Really? Well, who knew????

Tis the usual luvvie article of drivel, but if I was daddy's little princess I'd be a bit pissed off with him telling the press about my private life. And as for our lord... I don't think he'll be too pleased having the "outlaw" speaking about him in his personal life. He even went as far to proclaim that our love thinks of him as his favourite time lord! I think the man has lost the plot as I am almost certain that our love has quoted that Tom of the Baker was his favourite.

The Exes have mentioned him in interviews of past and their relationships didn't last very long after that, so all I can say is THANK YOU, Lord of Time 5, cos you may have done womankind a favour. By the sounds of it the only normal person sitting at the table on a Sunday is our Love. Run for you life, and keep on running as the Sisters do not wish to think that 10 yrs down the line our beloved will be acting as plastic as this family.

May the good graces of the Lord of Time bless you all . Please pray that He will now wake up and smell the coffee.

Tennant x

Sunday, 18 January 2009

Back to Work


Let's just pause and give the Time Lord *praise be his name and ten-inch* our thoughts this evening as he sits alone in his flat in Cardiff preparing for his first day back on set tomorrow.

All our thoughts are with you Lord as you don the stripy suit and converses for the last time *sighs*.

Here's hoping there are lots of Set Pics and that You record your thoughts on the last 4 specials to handycam for posterity and the titilation of the Sisters!

Tennant xxx

Sunday, 11 January 2009



The Lord of Time *praise be his name and ten-inch* needs the Sisters assistance against a monster of such ugliness and unworthiness as to be an affront to everything the Lord stands for.

Please help the Lord David Tennant achieve his rightful place as *most attractive man of 2008* (and every other time and place) by casting you vote EVERY 10 Minutes at the following link

To the taplops Sisters ... RSI will be your reward!

Tennant xxx

Friday, 9 January 2009

The Pilgrimage


The pilgrimage to Londoom went ahead on Tuesday and the Lord did indeed hear our prayers and grace us with an audience at the stage door. However, I am getting ahead of myself and need to start at the very beginning.

On hearing that the Lord was returning to the role of the moody Prince of Denmark on Saturday, gladdened the Sisters hearts. Travel plans were hastily formed and tickets booked on the Virginal train from the frozen North.
Sunday and Monday passed slowly, the excitement building to fever pitch. Finally Tuesday arrived and the Sisters hopped on their various forms of transportation to take them to the Big City. Despite power lines being destroyed, trains cancelled and traversing most of the Midlands, Sister Shagwell landed in London and was met by Sister Chastity, who had been mooching about Oxford Street looking for the devil's chariot or a lad in a Disney Hat.
The afternoon was productively spent perusing the many shops in central london looking for signs of the Lord *praise be his name and 10"* We found evidence of him in Zavvi and Ann Summers but sadly could not find the Lord himself.

After meeting up with two close sisterly friends we wended our way through the garden of the Convent and up to the Novello Theatre. The young Pretender Ed was outside having a fag so we annoyed him for a while. It was satisfying to see him dodge inside and clearly told the Lord that the Sisters had arrived and to make this performance special!!
Sustenance for the performance was provided by the Marquis of Anglesey and then 7.15 was upon us. The lights dimmed, the soldiers appeared and we were off!!!!

The lad walked to front of the stage, champagne in hand, hair brylcreemed down. He looked moody and magnificent. The sound of bloomers being destroyed all around the auditorium could be heard. He spoke.... and i needed to remind myself to breathe!!

The three and a half hours of the play passed in a quick succession of bloomer destroying moments. The Act of the red T shirt which showed ample stomach, tummy button, appendectomy scar and beautiful lower back was over far too quickly. It is the Sisters' vain hope that the Lord will retain that T shirt as a momento and wear it often to proudly show off his assets.

The Magnificent Ten-inch was in attendance almost throughout the entire performance. The Lord was obviously as excited as we were that the Sisters were in the audience. Indeed during the 2nd curtain call, it did appear that the Lord was searching for his faithful followers amongst the great unwashed in the audience. He had little to fear... he would see and hear us within minutes at the Stage Door.

The standing ovation and whooping and hollering over for the final time we legged it to the stage door only to be thwarted to be close to our beloved Lord by the damned ebayers. Holy Jihad to be called down upon those who only scavvy the Lord's signature for profit. So standing behind the ebayers, we endeavoured to attract the Lord's attention. The camera captured his glory... the sidies...the stubble...the sheer wonderousness that is the Lord's visage, before he sped off to destination unknown in a Ford people carrier.

Following our audience with the Lord *praise be his name and Ten-inch*, the Sisters proclaimed to the entire population of unwashed of the West End that *we saw the la-ad, and he was gorgeous* all the way to Square Leicester, picadilly line, district line and finally ending up at Richmond to pick up Sister Chastity's wheels.

The night did not end for another 2 hours, but the journey time was livened up with a stirring rendition of Viva Las Vegas et al from Blackpool!

And now the pilgrimage has been completed and the Sisters are closeted in contemplation of the words and visions bestowed upon them. We will need some time to fully recover from our audience with the Lord... bloomers need replacing and memories need to be more deeply explored and revisited.
We shall return to the Blog refreshed and rejuvenated from our experience and ready to take on all that the Lord will bestow upon us in 2009.

Tennant sisters x

Friday, 2 January 2009

Novice Strumpet becomes Sister Toblerone...

I would like to say thanks to my fellow sisters for finally promoting me to full sisterhood. I will perve and worship the 10" and make you proud.