Thursday, 29 May 2008

Sisters are still alive and well!!!

Bless me Oh (Time) Lord for I have sinned. It has been 3 weeks since my last blog.

I have been having lots of wicked thoughts about the Lord Tenninch. These thoughts have come to me during my waking hours as well as in my sleep. MOre later in the Blog.

Firstly I need to confess that Sister Virtue and I met with our Aussie cousins almost two weeks ago. We went to a exhibition dedicated to our Time Lord in his 9th and 10th incarnation. There was much hilarity as well as some serious worshipping at the craven images of the 10th Lord. We "touched" some areas which should not have been "touched" and we laughed at the Daleks scaring some young 'uns.

The Sisters were well represented within the exhibition by both the feline sisters (they misspelled Pervitude as Plenitude!) and the Shakespearean Carrionites. Sadly the Sisters from Pompeii had yet to arrive!!

After the Exhibition we perused the goods on offer in the Ann Summers shop. Sister Virtue was maligned by the security officer. She was only closely examining the goods mate - not nicking 'em!

Although we were on the lookout for Toymota Penis's, we failed to see the Lord himself at the wheel of the Devil's Space Hopper! Will have better luck I'm sure in November in Stratford!

After all the excitement of London, I have continued to have bad thoughts of the (time) Lord including thoughts about what I could get up to in his bedroom, inspired by the above photographs scavvied by Sister Virtue. I think I may need to put pen to paper and write some fic about it!

And Finally. or c or 4 or whatever.... DW is back this Saturday - Yay!! Looking forward to the new Steven Moffat eppy. "Stay out of the shadows". OK mate! That is unless David is going to hold my hand (or something else).

Until Saturday Sisters

Tennant xxxx

Saturday, 10 May 2008

What a week this is going to be!!

"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry" I shall use the words uttered by the timeLord himself to apologise for lack of blogging this week. Things have been a bit "complicated" at one of the houses of the sisterhood and one of our sisters is currently converting the peoples of an small island in the Balearics.

So, this week is a BIG week for the Sisterhood.

Firstly, tonight we have the Lord coming face-to-face with his daughter (Sisters, is there something you want to confess?) This should be an emotional rollercoaster of an episode and may need to be watched with a glass or two of the communal wine in hand. Check back tomorrow for an update.

On Friday, two of the sisters are travelling to Londinium to marvel at our Lord's work in an exhibition dedicated to the Time Lord, his companions and enemies. Given enough time and with enough communal wine having been consumed, a side trip to northern London may be in order to play a game of hide and seek the Toymota Penis.

Friday night will also see Channel 4 transmitting the Lord's encounter with the trickster Derren Brown. According to insider sources, Derren has done something that all good Sisters aspire to - namely make David scream! This is something that will need to be closely and repeatedly studied by the Sisters.

So i bid thee farewell until after the eppy tonight. I leave thee all with the vision of gorgeousness that will be our Lord later tonight with his ?daughter?

Tennant Sisters
May the Lord be with you and in you.

Friday, 2 May 2008

The Lord giveth great gifts


I feel the time has come to celebrate some of our Lord's great works.

The following extract from one of his recent sermons certainly fires my passion and desire for our Lord's mind, body and soul (but not necessarily in that order)

I recommend not wearing any bloomers to watch the following to save the environment and possibly you may need to have your Sonic or, (if you are lucky enough to own one) laser to hand. Even better would be to have the 10" to minister to your needs when you have watched the following!!!

Tennant sisters xxx