Thursday, 31 July 2008
In other news, yesterday I observed the new flick The Dark Knight for almost 3 hours. High body count, rubber suit with wings and the trashing of a beautiful Lamborghini aside, it wasn't a bad film actually! I understand that the casting for the next installment is going on at the moment. I feel an email to the casting director with a picture of the Lad as the troubled Prince might sway them in his favour. Who better to play a rich playboy with a bevy of beauties at his beck and call and who has a tortured Dark Side which manifests itself in a fondness for dressing in rubber suits, driving fast cars and chasing bad guys across the rooftops?
I propose of course that the Sisters play the Bevy of Beauties! I think we could spare David for a few months to Hollywood in return for 3 hours of his arse in that suit on a big screen!
Tennant sisters x
As part of thy initiation into the Holy Order, there will be some tasks that will be given unto thee in due course to test thy faithfulness to the Lord. In the meantime, please make thyself comfortable at his feet and learn the 10" commandments by rote:
1. You shall have no other Gods but the 10". (This includes those 'liofe boys!)
Wednesday, 30 July 2008
Friday, 25 July 2008
I am handcuffed to the taplop as I scour T'interweb and T'other site in particular for accounts of last night's magnificence on the stage at the Courtyard Theatre in Shakeyland.
I have changed my bloomers several times this morning after words of such power have been uttered through the ether. Words like: "Barefoot", "Tuxedo" and "appendectomy scar" have had my frail frame all of a quiver with excitement. I now read that he rests his head in my lap and I wrestle with him on a bed and grab a kiss... No sorry that was Ophelia and Gertrude the damn lucky wenches. Chant with me sisters..."a pox on both the bitches!"
I have yet to find any visions of his pulchritudinous, I swear on the Lord's 10" that should I find any, I will post them here for all to worship!
Now I return to my task, gruelling though it is.
Added later... I have discovered more wondrousness...
Hamlet gets tied to a chair and gagged OMFG!! Our Lord bound and gagged is almost too much for a mere mortal female to take.
I am also led to understand that the actors use all the stage including the walkways that thrust forward into the Stalls. I think I shall be "coming" in the Stalls if the Lord steps to the end of the left hand walkway!
I shall be on the lookout for the glimpse of "tummy" that has also been forecast.
Monday, 21 July 2008
Talking of new bloomers, a new signed pic arrived at work for us last week. Such was the excitment that the picture drew, i had to escape the building almost immediately in order to preserve the holiness of the image - women were queuing up to drool over it. The pic is above in all its glory.
Friday, 4 July 2008
Our (time) Lord has bestowed his gorgeousness on us in the form of a signed S T U B B L E pic which landed on my doorstep during this week. On opening the envelope the vision left me breathless for a considerable period of time and in need of several pairs of new bloomers!
I have shown the expected level of respect for the pic, and after rubbing against my skin for hours on end, it has now been carefully stored alongside my other most prized possessions!
This week has been very interesting...
Saturday night Doctor Who - Stolen Earth - OMFG! Wondering what will happen this week - will the Lord regenerate into himself (yes, yes, yes) or will we be looking for an alternative place of worship?
Sunday - 2 Sisters joined together in pervitude in Londoom! A wonderful time was had. We first went to the natural history museum in search of the 8th wonder of the world (the ten-inch). Sadly we were informed that it was currently residing in a Shakespearean theatre in Stratford.
From there we raided the Doctor Who floor in Hamleys on Regent Street. A Sonic was purchased along with other memorabilia.
Finally a diversion into Ann Summers and we are now the proud owners of matching sets of luminous ten-inch earrings for our excursion in November.
Tuesday Along with the vision that is S T U B B L E, my doormat was also graced with 4 rather special tickets. A further outing for the Sisters to theatreland in Londoom on 10 January to see our Lord the Prince of Darkness in his last performance as the troubled Dane. I feel sure that the Lord will have a "special performance" in mind for the Sisters as this is his last night!
Wednesday. My week is now complete. Tesco.com kindly sent me a copy of Takin' ove the Asylum which i have been watching every night so far. The young Lord is a wonderful sight and his singing and dancing have once again set fire to my heart. I am truly devoted to this wonderful man!
Thank the Lord for my wonderful week so far....
Tennant sisters, Tennant