Sunday, 27 April 2008
Friday, 25 April 2008
Tuesday, 22 April 2008
We are truly blessed that we have found salvation on a Saturday evening. Worship of the Great Lord of Time *Praise be on his name* in front of the 40" altar is a joy to behold. The Holy (Ma)Donna is attentive to our (Time) Lord,*Praise be on his name*. And thus far the sermons delivered from thy great mount of Cardiff have been favourably received by criticdoom. There is new life in thy words and visions.
My heart doth swell that our (Time) Lord, *Praise be on his name* has recently celebrated the most holiest 37th anniversary of his birth in great style. I have heard rumour that in the great land of Scot they are considering a national day of celebration in our (Time) Lord's name. Should this become statute I think that I may have to return to my land of birth to work with the great unwashed of Glasgow. I would urge my sisters to join me so we may carry out our work to reach many more troubled souls.
However, I am concerned that our beloved is involving himself more and more with the female of the species on thy Beeb Welsh Wales pay roll. Great stories are being told that no female in the service of DW-Dom is safe from the 10". Indeed reports are that thousands are applying for positions at Beeb Welsh Wales in the hope of attending to the 10" , and that our beloved has gotten through a few letters of the alphabet; to date he has reached F. This could be bad if this behaviour were to continue. I urge you to pray, dear sisters, that soon he will see the error of his ways and practice abstinence.
Until Saturday.... May the 10" be constantly on your mind.
Friday, 18 April 2008
We would like, on this holiest day of days, to give thanks and praise for our Lord's birth into the Land of Scots on 18 April 1971.
May he enjoy being 37 as much, if not more than, being 36 [but maybe he could rest the ten-inch now and again - just a suggestion :-) ]
Sisters, we will gather this evening in front of the altar with gifts of wine, chocolate and cake and praise the Lord as he has never been praised before.
Sunday, 13 April 2008
Wednesday, 9 April 2008
Tuesday, 8 April 2008
Sunday, 6 April 2008
Good Sisters - I have not yet recovered from the ceaseless worship of our (Time)Lord this weekend. I have had the most depraved thoughts about the (Time)Lord after witnessing his bountiful talents in DW yesterday - I must ask for your forgiveness in this matter.
I have confessed my sins at the 40" altar and hoped that our (Time)Lord heard my prayers - and Hallelujua! The (Time)Lord has answered - because, as you know, he has been cleansed of his Welsh companion and is now free to go forth and perve!
Praise be! This is indeed a miracle! He has listened to our prayers dear Sisters and will (hopefully) keep himself in his abstenance of companionship until November, when the Sisters of Pervitude shall descend upon Stratford and worship him as a (Time)Lord deserves.
David, you know where we are.....
Saturday, 5 April 2008
Friday, 4 April 2008
Thursday, 3 April 2008
Wednesday, 2 April 2008
Ah Sisters.....the countdown to ComeAgain-don has arrived! Praise be to the 10"! Only 2 more days til our (Time)Lord appears on Wossy - hopefully to flash his undercrackers at us again - and then the following day he graces our screens in DW. This series looks quite exciting - and by the sounds of things even we - the Sisters of Pervitude make an appearance! For in the 2nd eppy - our (Time)Lord and his companion (jammy bitch) visit Pompeii where they meet a sisterhood (with an albeit evil High Priestess).
We shall worship on this night with the communal wine and do penance of many lashes with the sonic in apologetic subservance to our (Time)Lord for the behaviour of the sisters in the Pompeii sect.
May the 10" be with you