Sunday 13 December 2009

The Twelve Days of Tennantmas





Dear Sisters, Acolytes and followers

As we approach the season of goodwill to all men and trolls, Sister Shagwell and I felt a Christmas song was in order. We have adapted a well known verse in honour of our Lord *praise be his name and ten-inch*

On the First day of Tennantmas, my true Lord gave to me
A Ten-inch in a Tardis

On the Second day of Tennantmas, my true Lord gave to me
Two Blackpools
and a Ten-inch in a Tardis

On the Third day of Tennantmas, my true Lord gave to me
Three Casanovas
Two Blackpools
and a Ten-inch in a Tardis

On the Fourth day of Tennantmas, my true Lord gave to me
Four Secret Smiles
Three Casanovas
Two Blackpools
and a Ten-inch in a Tardis

On the Fifth day of Tennantmas, my true Lord gave to me
Five Sonic Screwdrivers
Four Secret Smiles
Three Casanovas
Two Blackpools
and a Ten-inch in a Tardis

On the Sixth day of Tennantmas, my true Lord gave to me
Six kilted Scotsmen
Five Sonic Screwdrivers
Four Secret Smiles
Three Casanovas
Two Blackpools
and a Ten-inch in a Tardis

On the Seventh day of Tennantmas, my true Lord gave to me
Seven Lads with Stubble
Six kilted Scotsmen
Five Sonic Screwdrivers
Four Secret Smiles
Three Casanovas
Two Blackpools
and a Ten-inch in a Tardis

On the Eighth day of Tennantmas, my true Lord gave to me
Eight Fans a-fainting
Seven Lads with stubble
Six kilted Scotsmen
Five Sonic Screwdrivers
Four Secret Smiles
Three Casanovas
Two Blackpools
and a Ten-inch in a Tardis

On the Ninth day of Tennantmas, my true Lord gave to me
Nine DI's dancing
Eight Fans a-fainting
Seven Lads with Stubble
Six kilted Scotsmen
Five Sonic Screwdrivers
Four Secret Smiles
Three Casanovas
Two Blackpools
and a Ten-inch in a Tardis

On the Tenth day of Tennantmas, my true Lord gave to me
Ten (Time)Lords Leaving
Nine DI's dancing
Eight Fans a-fainting
Seven Lads with Stubble
Six kilted Scotsmen
Five Sonic Screwdrivers
Four Secret Smiles
Three Casanovas
Two Blackpools
and a Ten-inch in a Tardis

On the Eleventh day of Tennantmas, my true Lord gave to me
Eleven Jeans a-bulging
Ten (Time)Lords Leaving
Nine DI's dancing
Eight Fans a-fainting
Seven Lads with Stubble
Six kilted Scotsmen
Five Sonic Screwdrivers
Four Secret Smiles
Three Casanovas
Two Blackpools
and a Ten-inch in a Tardis

On the Twelfth day of Tennantmas, my true Lord gave to me
Twelve Bastard Faces
Eleven Jeans a-bulging
Ten (Time)Lords Leaving
Nine DI's dancing
Eight Fans a-fainting
Seven Lads with Stubble
Six kilted Scotsmen
Five Sonic Screwdrivers
Four Secret Smiles
Three Casanovas
Two Blackpools
and a Ten-inch in a Tardis

Happy Tennantmas to all Sisters, Acolytes and worshippers of our Lord Teninch everywhere! xxx

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bravo! Bravo! Very well done Sisters! May I post this at a private DT site for other ladies to enjoy?

Sallee

Acolyte Mia said...

Sisters Shagwell and Chastity are to be commended for their fine adaptation of this traditional tune [though "six kilted Scotsmen" is a bit of a tongue-twister...as is our (Time) Lord (praise be his 10"), so likely appropriate]. I shall be at practice with this diddy until Saturday next when the drip, drip, drip from the red planet shall land on the shores across the pond and I may worship at the alter of the new 50" HD (very excited and extra bloomerage already stocked).

Sister Chastity said...

Sallee

The Sister's philosophy is that anything posted on T'interweb is fair game for liberation and re-posting. Please take our little ditty and spread far and wide to the great unwashed so that our Lord's name can be praised to the heavens!

jessie taylor said...

hi sister shagwell and sister c. i went for my first treatment today and i don,t feel well at all, i love your christmas song it cheered me up alot when i was feeling down just b4. am ok just feel weak i,ll fight this thing if its the last thing that i do its not getting the better of me thats for sure.i get so tired and i try to fight my sleep and i can,t i give in but am not given up fighting this thing cos this cancer is not having the last word.take care.(jessie) merry christmas to you both..the sisters rule

Anonymous said...

Brilliant

Juliet x

Juicy3675 said...

that just made my evening!!!

Turly brilliant. I love it. x

Sister Shagwell said...

Indeed, the Sisters do like to praise the Lord during Tennantmas.

During this time do think of those who are not as fortunate as you and I, for they do not have the Lord of Time in their hearts and perverted minds.

The 10" will certainly be commanding the airways of her majesty's broadcasting schedule during Tennantmas. The Lord begins his assault upon UK bloomerage tomorrow eve with Buzzcocks. M&S you need to be on standby with masses of bloomers for womankind.

Acolyte Mia, we hope you enjoy the Lord upon your 50" HD.

Jessie - Keep smliling. The Sisters believe that positive thinking will get you through. That and sacred visions of the Lord!

Anonymous said...

Sisters the childs 'mighty'friend has been saying she has sent presents for the child, child of child and 'D' - wonder who D can be? has she sent mummy bear daddy bear and baby bear tee shirts. The child wont care of course she will be only interested in the LOrd's gift. She must be giddy with excitement. I hope the Lord hasnt forgotten that he has in fact got a family in that most bonnie of the land of Scots and will make some time to share cheer with them which would be far more fun than the phoney child and her phoney folks

Juliet x

Anonymous said...

Ladies have you all seen the trailer for hammy? Red tee shirt is back .....what a sight for sore eyes
Julietx

Anita Marie said...

And a Happy New Year to you too
Sisters!

Anonymous said...

I wish a very Merry Tennantmas to the Sisters, Acolytes, and visitors!

Sallee :-)

Anonymous said...

Happy Xmas sisters may the new year bring lots more wonderful Tennant goodness. I look forward to reading many more of the wonderful blogs
Juliet xx

Sister Chastity said...

Hi Jessie,

Merry Xmas to you too.

Regarding "L" - everyone is entitled to their view - dont let it bother you, the Sisters dont let it bother us!

May 2010 bring you good news, fortune and happiness.

Rest assured Acolytes that there will be plenty of blogs in the New Year.

Tennant x