Saturday, 22 March 2008

Saturday Sermon

Greetings my fellow sisters. I have just partaken in my private saturday sermon of the Lord 10". And good Lord - it was good. I have also bein musing on what the Lords sermon will be in Stratford upon Avon when we descend upon it in November - methinks a fic may be forthcoming!

Alas i will not be available for tonights worship - I must welcome some weary travellers to my abode and will do my utmost to convert the masses into the Cult of Tennantism.

The Communal Wine we had last night is also playing havoc with my worshipping skills at present so i shall now give myself 10 lashes of the sonic for penance. (I quite look forward to that actually!)

So farewell for now and I shall join you both in service to the Lord tomorrow - Sunday mass should be good this week!!

Praise be to the 10"!!

1 comment:

Sister Chastity said...

Ah Sister. Sad I am to hear that you will be unable to join the worship tonight. I agree that 10 lashes of the Sonic is a fitting penance.

I did see a vision this evening of our great Lord *praise be his name* via the magic of the BBC TV channel1. He looked magnificent in his suits of Blue and Brown...

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I bow down to the 10"