Monday, 24 March 2008

Lord of all Sexiness


I feel we need a hymn for this most holy Monday. I have chosen one of my favourites and i hope to hear your voices praising the 10" on high this evening.

(Time) Lord of sexiness, (Time) Lord, greatest lover,

Whose body, ever skinny, we would like to uncover,

Be there at our waking, and give us, we pray,

Your kiss on our lips, (Time) Lord, at the break of the day.

(Time) Lord of all eagerness, (Time) Lord of the swiveling hips,

Whose long hands are skilled on the buttons and zips,

Be there in our daydreams, and give us, we pray,

Your tongue in our mouths, (Time) Lord, at the noon of the day.

(Time) Lord of all Scottishness, (Time) Lord of all grace,

Your hands swift to finger, your arms to embrace,

Be there at our coming, and give us, we pray,

Your mouth on our breasts, (Time) Lord, at the eve of the day.

(Time) Lord of all gutterness, (Time) Lord of all charm,

Whose voice is most heavenly, with the 10” in our palm,

Be there at our sleeping, and give us, we pray,

Your dick in our pussy, (Time) Lord, anytime of the day.


Sister Bernaholeinmyknickers said...

(Lmao) Sister!! I have rejoiced and sung your hymn with great feeling to praise this holy Monday. I too shall be adding a new hymn for us to praise his (Time)Lordship with later. But for now i must go forth and fic.

DT blessings upon you my Sister


Sister Virtue said...

Amen to hymn 69 Sister.

I stood before the (Time)Lord *Praise be upon his name* in Tesco this afternoon and pondered his greatness. It was some five minutes before my breathing returned to normal.

I will attempt to find another suitable hymn, along with Sister Bernaholeinmyknickers, for us to rejoice to.

May an abundance of sonics be forever at your disposal.