I feel, as a Novice that I must prove myself to you, Sisters and show that I am worthy to be part of the Unholy Order.
The Lad has been a part of my life now for 4 years and each day my innocence has wiltered away and I've succumbed to a life of Guttering and Pervitude.
I eat, sleep and breathe the 10" and not a day goes by when I am not perving- be it in the Gutter, our spiritual home or on t'other side- scavving pics and trying to keep my unholy thoughts in order.
As a very learned Novice with a lot of knowledge about The Lad, I was wondering if perhaps it is time for me to take my unholy communion and become a fully-fledged sister? I am more than ready to devote my life to perving and no other will ever enter my mind (including the 'loife devil-men.) So, what do you say?