Sister Berny is unable to join the pilgrimage despite every effort being made to find a carer for those poor unfortunates that rely on the Sister on a daily basis. We hope that once the Summer Sun returns to the land, she will journey across the Irish Sea to join us on the beach instead.
Novice Strumpet finds herself short of funding for her pilgrimage despite Gordon's generosity in reducing the VAT on those items necessary for the Sisters - spatulas, DVDs and new bloomers from Marks and Spencer.
Sisters Shagwell and Chastity were prepared to make the pilgrimage on their own, until news that the Lord may not be fit to perve for several months was discussed in that most moderate of papers, the Daily Mail. We hope that the Specialists they have spoken to are found wanting in their understanding of the Lord's miraculous powers of recovery.
We will await the news post the festive season and make our final decisions at that time.
In the meantime we urge all the females on the T'Interweb to think healing thoughts over the coming weeks. If we all pray together, I am sure the Lord will grant our prayer.
All together Sisters