Sisters, Acolytes and members of the great unwashed.
It has been a long week. The wheels of industry have ground to a halt for the weekend break and the Sisters return to the WWW,(World Wide Weirdness). Many things have happend over these last five days that the Sisters feel should be commented on:
The return to Welsh Wales
The Sisters were glad that our Lord has indeed returned to Cardiff to save the planet and has been seen travelling on public transport.
Our Lord of Time (Praise be upon his name and 10") was out and about in Londoom for the celebration of Radio Times covers. They even gave him a framed cover. The Sisters were light of heart as it appeared our beloved was partayyying alone, which would probably explain the choice of outfit for the evening, (see above). Velety goodness is always welcome - like American Express!
Outside on the streets, assorted gentlemen of her Majesty's gutter press swooped upon our love as he made his escape in the devil's chariot, aka the penismobile, or for those of you who are still dazed and confused, a Toymota Prius. Our Lord, being very safety aware, had put the seatbelt across the heavenly hairy chest - however the paps managed to capture the tax disc, informing the world that ourLord of Time had neglected to pay his car tax for 2009! Tsk Tsk!!! Maybe the wee thing thought that the hybrid, being exempt from congestion charge was also excused road tax. We hope out beloved made a quick dart to the People's Post Office and purchased tax the following day - although the thought of having the penismobile crushed is very appealing!!!! And no, you are not allowed to buy another one.
The Outlaw speaks out...
The Sisters were rather concerned at an article of drivel in the Male of Daily this week. Time Lord number 5 decided that he needed some inches in the press so decided to lift the lid on how marvellous he and his offspring are - and the fact that his child is dating our Lord. Really? Well, who knew????
Tis the usual luvvie article of drivel, but if I was daddy's little princess I'd be a bit pissed off with him telling the press about my private life. And as for our lord... I don't think he'll be too pleased having the "outlaw" speaking about him in his personal life. He even went as far to proclaim that our love thinks of him as his favourite time lord! I think the man has lost the plot as I am almost certain that our love has quoted that Tom of the Baker was his favourite.
The Exes have mentioned him in interviews of past and their relationships didn't last very long after that, so all I can say is THANK YOU, Lord of Time 5, cos you may have done womankind a favour. By the sounds of it the only normal person sitting at the table on a Sunday is our Love. Run for you life, and keep on running as the Sisters do not wish to think that 10 yrs down the line our beloved will be acting as plastic as this family.
May the good graces of the Lord of Time bless you all . Please pray that He will now wake up and smell the coffee.