Sisters et al,
The Lord has chosen to test my faith this week. I hope that I did well in my dealing with the series of trials and tribulations that he sent to me over the last days. If more trials continue into next week, I will know that I am not yet the complete Sister of Pervitude that the Lord wants of me. On the other hand, if the trials cease and my world returns to some semblance of normality, I will know that I have passed and lived up to his high expectations of the Sisterhood. I will be several steps nearer to having the Lord reward me in person for my faithfulness and fortitude. In celebration, I swear that I shall be a faithful sister and perve the Lord for 2 hours every evening and all day Saturdays and Sundays.
I must confess that there were times in the last week that I wondered if the Lord *praise be his name and 10"* had abandoned me. Perhaps in his sojourn in Dubai he had become distracted by the sight of the deadender in a bikini and could no longer hear my worship... maybe he was too busy building sandcastles with the Child... Whatever the cause, i am hoping that he returns his attention back to the Sisterhood with all indecent haste and eases my current troubles.
Until next week sisters.... may all your troubles be 10" ones...