It seems that the Lord has gone into hiding this week as there have been no sightings of Him *praise be his name and ten-inch* since the Sisters commented on his freeloading and frequent attendance at Premieres on a school night.
There is talk that He may be in LALAland once again - racking up those debits against his carbon credits for driving a Toymota Penis.
There has also been a rumour that he will be starring with the Editor, Simon Pegg as a Victorian BodySnatcher. Leaves room for plenty of double entendres n'est-ce pas? I will make the most obvious comment - he can snatch my body (or body my snatch) anytime he likes!
So this is a short Blog this week as we await His return - maybe he will join the Scousers at the showing of the SJA adventures? Sister S - perhaps you can enlighten us?
On a final note, I would like to thank the Anonymous Troll - Not only am I its favourite apparantly (and you have NO idea of the talent that I truly possess) but since it chose to spew its bile on our pages we have increased our followers. As they say in The Business - all publicity is good publicity!!!