Wednesday 21 October 2009

I am what I am


Sisters and Acolytes


This blog post started as a response to a comment on the previous post, but actually developed into a bit of a rant so I decided to make it a full post. It follows on from the anonymous comments we have been getting lately and a question posed to us.


Firstly to deal with the Anon posters, it seems we need to find a way to distinguish between our various "anonymous" readers (unless of course, we are dealing with a psychotic schizophrenic Troll addicted to blogging, who is clearly beyond the help of any Doctor!) I suggest we use the Cat in the Hat methodology that our enamoured Lord has shown he is so fond of. In this way the anonymous Troll becomes Thing 1 and the other anonymous poster becomes Thing 2. Sallee remains as Anon Sallee as she identified herself!


So in answer to Thing 2, I have been pondering your question whilst trying to restore peace to LAlaland today and I can truthfully say that I don't actually hate the Child. Certainly not in the way that I HATE the BNP for example, or sprouts for that matter.


My feelings for the Child, such as they are, are somewhat more complex than that. I have listed below some of the things that I find disturbing, annoying, disappointing etc to the degree that I feel the need to write about it here:


1) Her "talent" is over-rated and a cynic might think that she has seized an opportunity to use the Lord as a career boost and meal ticket.


2) The apparant ease by which she can leave her young son in the care of others while she jets off to enjoy a week playing in a family-oriented theme park with said Lord is abhorrent to me. I have a son the same age as hers and do not share her ideas about the responsibility of parenthood


3) Since the start of this relationship the Lord seems to have regressed from a man aged in his mid thirties to a teenager ruled by his nether regions rather than his brain. His career has suffered - one only has to look at the awards he has won since the relationship began compared to the previous 2 years...


4) The Lord's future career is suffering from his association with children. His peers do not seem to see him as serious dramatic actor (despite his previous roles in Recovery, Secret Smile and Hammy) his new offerings being St Trinians 2 and a Simon Pegg comic/drama. He is soooo much better than this.


With regards to why I write about her at all, well all i can say is that this IS a Blog. It is specifically a Blog about David Tennant, his lusciousness, his stubble, his predilictions, his foibles and his faults. The Child is very much a part of His life as much as his dog would be if he had one. We comment on his clothes, his chosen mode of transport and his choice of eating establishments. It is a stream of consciousness from the Sisters - the type of conversation we would have in a pub over a bottle or two of Pinot Grigio if we lived nearer to each other. To find Acolytes who want to be part of this conversation has increased the fun of the blog, but if we never had any followers we would still post.


I apologise to all for the seriousness of this blog post. I felt the need to commit all of the above to the esoteric T'interweb and get it out of my own personal headspace. I then have room for more perving with the imminent return of our Lord from across the Pond and the prospect of SJA in half-term which rather conveniently I have booked as leave!


Expect a more Sister-like Blogpost at the weekend.


Tennant for now


Sister C xxx

41 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ah look my favourite blogger! I just have a couple of things to say in regards to your latest meagre offering;
1. whether or not you think 'the child' has talent the fact that she has worked solidly for over 10 years proves this to be a moot point.
2. your comment of saying she has left her child for x amount of time whilst to enjoy a non work related jaunt is based on a photograph from TWITTER! I mean you may be thick but I know you aren't so thick to just jump to that far gone conclusion without any shred of evidence! Or god forbid maybe you are!...No what you have done here is taken 12 and 12 and ended up with 50 in yet another boring attempt at making her the bad guy...oh and failing again! oh whilst we are on the matter of bad parenting sweetheart. who the hell are you to judge her as a mother when you your self spend more time on the internet, twittering garbage and the suchlike than you do with your child...bad mummy. thats all for now but i will be back ladies! Kissez and hugz to all ;) xtrollx

Annabelle said...

Oh fuck off you freak, nobody is irritated or cares, you're just a loopy cock brain who can't spell. So whatever your little wank-fest is providing, go ahead .... flick away to your hearts content. No-one's interested whether you post on here or not.I think you'll find everyone will just ignore whatever spills out of your arse on to this page.

Anonymous said...

Oooh you say that Annabelle but i seemed to have had the desired effect on you! You need to watch your potty mouth too...not very ladylike! Kissez wee one xxx ps. glad you are lapping up my arse spewing. That will keep me flicking for a while MWAH x

Davina said...

Never, ever acknowledge a troll...just ignore it as if it never was and it will crawl back under it's rock!

Sister Chastity said...

One of my favourite quotes is relevant to the above exchange. With sincere apologies to George Bernard Shaw:

“I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a Troll, you get dirty; and besides, the Troll likes it.”

Sisters, Acolytes and Followers, let's not be diverted from the true path of Pervitude by a minion of the Child.

Onward perving Sisters, onward to the high 40" altar!

Natalie said...

As the person who asked why yesterday why you write about her, I'd like to thank you for explaining your feelings to me in a more adequate post. It certainly clears a few things up.

I'd just like to say, if you don't mind letting me say this, that plenty of parents would take their child out of school during term time to go on holiday, whereas in the case of GM, she has chosen to keep him in education and not disrupt it, so surely that is something to admire her for? Yes, she left him behind, but keeping him in education is the most important thing right? Doesn't that point to a responsible mother who is putting her sons schooling first? Not a fan of GM at all, but I think that is quite admirable about her.

And just to add, if she was out for the money and fame that comes with DT then why hasn't she captilised on the relationship and talked about it? Surely if that was the case she would have done so?

Apologies if these questions annoy you- I am not in anyway a fan of her, I'm just hoping we can have a reasonable conversation. Of course I respect your opinions, and I hope you don't mind me asking you a few questions about 2 of your points that you've made. :)

I'm quite an analytical person and though I don't like someone I must admit I do try to be reasonable about them too! If that makes any sense! LOL!!!

Keep up the good work ladies! Looking forward to more ;)

(And I have identified myself for your benefit!)

Anonymous said...

I don't really understand what all the fuss is about? so she is going out with someone we all admire, so? I, like Natalie, don't want a fight but don't really see how you have any basis for your dislike of her. Her acting maybe, but not her. Also i have to say i agree with the part where anonymous asks how you know she went away without her son? Have i missed something? I just think this level of dislike isn't normal and even you Natalie say you don't like her yet claim you are being reasonable but you don't know the girl so are really being just as bad. I appreciate you are trying to run a humorous website but i think its missing the mark.

Sister Shagwell said...

But I like sprouts....

Sister Chastity said...

Ok I have had enough now. I have explained my position. Its MY opinion, not yours. I am not going to debate it because that's not why I started this Blog. If YOU want to debate it then start your own Blog called "Is Georgia a good/bad parent" or "Georgia Had Talent etc etc"

If you don't think I'm funny - fine by me - dont bother reading it, go somewhere else and do better - I'm rooting for you!

I dont live in China or Afghanistan, last time I looked I lived in England and free speech was one of the few things in this country that is still Free and they haven't slapped a bloody tax on. You have free speech too - so go exercise that right somewhere else because guess what? I have editorial rights here and have a Great Big Red DELETE button that I am sorely tempted to use.

So is that clear, this isn't the Oxford debating club, Its the Sisters of Pervitude Blog and to be honest it might just be becoming more trouble than its worth!

Anonymous said...

I actually agree with the second anonymous. I used to read this and think it was very funny in a tongue in cheek sort of way but i have to say now it has become so nasty and weird and has alienated everyone who is not fanatical. No offense but i wont be visiting anymore as it has now become a parody of itself,
JANE

Sister Chastity said...

*waves*

Sister Shagwell said...

Where is Eric Cantona when you need him???

Sister Shagwell said...

It is humbling to see the the Lord - priase be his name and 10" has checked into a modest dwelling during his mission to save the damsels in distress of Lala Land. He may be gone some time as there are many souls to be saved.

Sisters and Acolytes - away to the airport and form an orderly queue when you arrive!

Acolyte McSkinny said...

The Sisterhood await Lord!
We have missed you!

Sarah said...

God.. this is getting complicated..
Well, i just wish to apologise to the Anonymous, now known as Natalie, that i mixed up with the various Anonymous known as Boring Troll, yesterday :) I hope this last one will disappear soon...

Having said that, i shall now go back to watch the Lord in his full Doctoresque glory on dvd... which is what brought me here in the first place... and hope He gets serious parts to play again very soon...


Sorry if this is clumsily written.. i'm not quite sober tonight and, by the way, i'm french :)

Annabelle said...

Well, even if she wanted to talk bout her relationship (which is something she has been very happy to do in the past), I think she would realise that wouldn't be the smartest thing to do if she wants to continue dating him.

I also think that there are not as many 'anonymous' posters as you think here..If you get my drift.

Anonymous said...

Natalie said:

"And just to add, if she was out for the money and fame that comes with DT then why hasn't she captilised on the relationship and talked about it? Surely if that was the case she would have done so?"

If you know David well, he doesn't like to talk about his private life, and If GM talked about their relationship to the press, I believe the relationship would be over really quickly. I haven't ever heard of his former girlfriends talking about their relationship with him in the press either.

Sallee

Cassidy said...

All this anonymous whining is like a visit to WDW....enjoy the blog or just go away without commenting please.

Acolyte McSkinny said...

I am most pleased our Lord did not make a visit to Las Vegas and the 'Little White Chapel'.

kw said...

I love this blog, please don't stop writing it! Where else can I look for good, honest worship of the Lord? Some people seem to be taking things too seriously...

Anonymous said...

I think going on hols without her son is not the problem but the fact remains she is the only parent and probably away more than most people with work. DT seems totally smitten poss fallen for the son and the whole package but I agree this is a very strange coupling and in no way will help DT with his future career although will help hers.She is a very limited actress. I have heard they have moved in together.
Those who dont like what the sisters say. Why read it or come on the site??

Anonymous said...

No, they don't live together, she still lives with her son in Surrey. Moving in would be a big deal because they live so far apart, her son would have to change schools and they wouldn't be near her father anymore. Probably stay over lots but not live together.

Anabelle said...

He has never made any comment on this relationship, her on her son. Why do you think he is particularly 'smitten' with her son? This is only guess work as there is no evidence at all. Where did you hear that they have moved in together?

Annabelle said...

I should also add that I am not suggesting he's not fond of her son, he clearly loves kids but it seemed to be a statement which had no particular grounds.

Anonymous said...

It may or may not be true re living together if so its very recent . Friend of friend of friend blah blah knows GM and says she moved in with him, With regard to her not talking about the relationship, she cant can she because DT would not be happy and we know she will be determined to play perfect gf. I think the sisters are correct and he isnt thinking with his brain and having some sort of mid life crisis. The fact people say they look cute together says it all its as if they were 15 year olds [whereas she just looks 15]. He is a mature man of 38 and yes I adore him but he is making himself look like a silly teen.
Keep up the blogs and tweets sisters very entertaining
Juliet x

Anonymous said...

She doesn't live in Surrey, she lives in Twickenham, which is London. And if she has moved in with him, her son would have been starting a new school at his age anyway. At least I moved schools when I was 7. LOL!!!

Why would DT not be thinking with his brain? Just because she looks younger then what you are used to seeing him with? What a pathetic excuse to hate someone.

Anonymous said...

She lives in Surrey? Thought she lived in Chiswick? or is that Surrey? I am not familiar with London and surrounding areas.
Juliet

Sister Chastity said...

Just to clear up the geography...twickers is in the London Borough of Richmond upon Thames. The borough of Richmond was formed in 1965 by the merger of the Middlesex borough of Twickenham with the Surrey boroughs of Richmond upon Thames and Barnes. So the confusion is understandable!

With respect to when kiddies change schools, that depends on whether the local boroughs operate a 2 tier (primary/secondary) system with a change of school at age 11 or a 3 tier (first, middle, upper) system with a change of school at 9 and 13. Twickers has a 2 tier system so he wouldn't be expecting to move schools till he is 11.

Hope this helps!!!

Sister Chastity said...

ps there is a primary school around the corner from where the Lord lives that has just had an "Outstanding" Ofsted report!

Might help make a decision easier?

Anonymous said...

Twickenham is technically in Greater London but it is pretty far out. I live very near Twickenham and no one really considers it to be London. Living together, eh. Who knows. There have been so many false stories about them it's crazy to believe anything. Did he and Sophia ever live together?

Anonymous said...

Thanks for that. Well I hope my info re her moving in is not correct then. He will never shake her off. Got horrible feeling its true. The thought of her already smug face becoming triumphant is too much to bear. Silly David
Juliet x

Acolyte Mia said...

Heavens be! I stepped away for a brief month of travel and return to such an uproar about our Sisterhood and its tenets (pun intended). To those Anon, semi-Anon, and Troll-based: not everything on the Web needs to become a public debate...some of us actually enjoy being able to just have an opinion and express it with like-minded people without having to defend it incessantly. We may be wrong, we may be prejudiced -- however, if we as a collection want to communicate without defending, please don't be alarmed if Sister Chastity uses the big red button to remove your posts.

I for one have loved this site because, until now, we'd avoided such brouhahas. finger-pointing, and name calling as seen on t'other sites. (Remember, we're not portraying ourselves as reporting accurate news here -- we're engaging in group adoluation of an actor, for His sake!)

If you truly feel the need to rail against what you see here, do it on your "own time" -- create an "anti-Sisters Of Pervitude" site and flail away, defending the Child and anything else you find us inappropriately disparaging. I promise that many of us will leave you unchallenged while we go happily on our way, worshipping the Lord (bless his name and 10").

Anonymous said...

I have a slightly different take.

This site makes me laugh, nowt wrong with that. I'd like to make it clear, however, that I don't have a 'hate' of the child merely because she is very VERY lucky and appears to have fallen on her feet (or her back). The lad has had several ladyfriends, some he was with for a good amount of time and has also lived with. Now, of course I don't know them personally, but I've actually liked most of them, and there was one I was very sorry that he didn't do the right thing and take up with full time (Lord, you still could, you know...) But GM - I cannot warm to her. Didn't like her before and nothing about her has changed my opinion. As for not talking - she and her family have talked quite a lot about it actually, all 'David comes round for Sunday dinner' 'Oh, my boyfriend is away, I'm so unhappy', so saying she has said nothing is not strictly true.

Yes I think he is being led by the 'look, I can get a really young and pretty girl' thing, which I suppose is par for the course with a man on the cusp of his forties. I hope for his sake, and for the sake of the boy concerned, that I am wrong, she is good for him and it all ends happily. However, I'm afraid it may not.

Natalie said...

Peter Davison was the one who said that about 'the child' saying that. It's only been her father who has spoken about it publicly. As far as I am aware, 'the child' has not said a word, her father on the hand has said that. Just recently I recall, in the Radio Times the 'child' when asked whether she gets to see more of DT now that he's finished Who, said that was a private matter. I may not like her, but the 'child' has never spoken about this relationship in anyway unlike her father so I think its wrong to condemn her for something her father does and she has not done so far. She may have learnt from previous mistakes, whereas her dad has not.

Natalie said...

One thing I've noticed is that sophia myles and the child as well as natalie walter look very similar. That's his type ladies.

Anonymous said...

I like that there's a place to discuss the details of his personal life without judgement. I don't want to meet him or even to write a fanletter, but I like knowing if he's in LA or home and who he's with. I know I shouldn't care, but I do.

I trust the Sisters will keep all the Acolytes updated on the status of any rumours, should they hear anything.

Persephone said...

Alas, ye weird sisters! I am de-lurking because I have enjoyed this blog from afar ("Evensnog" -- genius!), and am dismayed to see the Child's parenting skills and the Lord's choice of bed partners being discussed in all seriousness.

Acolytes! Where think you ye be? The Who's Dating David Tennant web site? The Lord forfend (blessed be his name and ten-inch)!!

Back, I say! Back to the lewd ludicrosity of the Pervitudes of old! We know not the Child! We know not the Lord Ten-inch! (Alas! That's why we be here.) Let not the kitty-troll soil the sandbox in which you frolic! Use your retired spatulas to scoop out her poop for good! Let her/him find her/his own litterblog where s/he can spew all s/he likes! Banish all kitty-trolls and "anonymouses"! (Grown women can come up with their own nicknames with which to post comments, can't they?)

I'll hide away again. The Lord spake to me last night at the close of "Masterpiece Theatre". He said "Thank-you." I said "You're welcome, David," even though I haven't had a subscription to PBS for years...

Anonymous said...

Anne Marie didnt look like the recent girls, and have to say I actually liked Sophia she had a bit of class. At least she didnt look like a little kid. Seems the Lord was out and about last night. I am fairly sure we know who with as he seems unable to find his way around without her anymore.Someone slap him with a cold flannel and bring him to his senses
Juliet x

Acolyte Mia said...

Three cheers to Persephone!!!

Anonymous said...

She wasn't with him at Enron (reports from autograph hunters who met him outside), but with Billie Piper and other friends, don't think she was at Inherit the Wind, and he was solo or with other friends at the Kylie concert and some other things he was seen at in LA. Supposedly she joined him for the final week. She's only really been seen with him twice in recent months, at John Simm's play and the theme park. Will be interesting to see if he attends his premiere tonight.

jessie taylor said...

hi sister c my name is jessie all i want to say is well done with what you say...as for all you lot who don,t like the truth about the child tuff. sister c can say wot she like its her blogg not yours.i have been davids fan for 17 years and i have never come across anyone whos vile and nasty anon and the troll,s you all are,siter c is what she is a lovely person,,the child can,t act and is only with dave for a meal ticket and c boast you don,t have to brag she is only with him for money the child as no talent at all...blessed the lord and his ten..we love you sister c... jessie