Saturday 24 October 2009

Stop the Wedding!



Sisters and Acolytes

Winter is nigh! In the cold and dark of this Sunday morning, we mere mortals will attempt to tamper with the fabric of time and space itself in an attempt to gain an extra hour to perve our Lord *praise be his name and teninch* in the land of Nod. The time vortex that will be created around the world as we steal an extra hour of sleep will call the Lord forth in his Blue Box to the Sisters' 40" altar by Thursday this week. Once there, he will be called upon to assist his erstwhile companion Sarah Jane escape the clutches of the evil-doer Nigel Havers.

How many of us have dreamt of the day that we walk down the aisle clad in a gown of the purest white only to be whisked away at the very last moment by the Lord wearing a long "Hero" coat and Converses? What a wonderful premise for a piece of creative writing (hint hint Sister S). How pleased am I that Auntie Beeb has chosen this week of the blessed half term to broadcast the Lord in all his glory on the child-friendly spin-off from the Lord of Time's own show?


However, all is not well with the BBC. The Sisters were disappointed this week to hear that Children in Need will be the showcase for a trailer for the Lord's Christmas message to the nation. We were hoping for a live audience with the Lord *praise be his name and teninch* at the very least. The Sisters have been praying for some Davina-like shenanigans such as those delivered for Comic Relief earlier this year. Sadly, it seems this is not to be and we still need to wait a wee bit longer for the extra WOM Special for which the Beeb seems to have trouble finding a transmission slot.


So until SJA this week I will keep busy listening the Lord narrate Troubled Young Minds via the wondrous Iplayer and look out for tweets that confirm his return to this Blessed Isle from LALAland.


Tennant Sisters x

10 comments:

Sister Shagwell said...

Sisters and Acolytes

The 40" Altar has been polished in anticipation of the Lord, (Praise be his name and 10")breifly returning to our screens this week. Although it is but a glimpse of wonderment the Sisters will be in awe of the visions that shall come forth.

These visions also coincide with the anniversary of the Sisters' Unholy Retreat at Stratford. For one weekend the Sisterhood spent a truly uplifting, and at times, bloomer destroying audience with the Lord as he delivered his magnificance upon the thrust stage. The Sisters were rewarded for their devotion when the Lord looked upon them and their words of adoration, and he smiled unto us. At this point the flood gates opened and an emergency was declared in the courtyard!

Happy days.

News has also reached the Sisters that our beloved has indeed returned safely to us from his jolly to LALA Land after trying to secure gainful employment. In true form the Lord did not stay at an over-priced hostelry, but prefered the cheap 'n' cheerful approach that placed him amongst the great un-washed. The Sisters were concerned that the child had decided to throw caution to the wind - along with her bloomers, YET AGAIN, and joined our beloved as he touted for work. We do hope that the appropriate officers of Her Majesty's Benefits Agency were informed that she was not actively seeking work but larking about in one of the many theme parks.

Pray that our Lord finds work soon otherwise he will be working in a grotto not far from you.

Tennant x

Anonymous said...

Hello sisters. Pics on getty of the Lord arriving at the glorious premiere in London. Not posed with child and cant see her. Has she been smuggled in under his coat? staying in looking after her kid? Hiding because she is looking a little large in the tum, hiding her large ring?? so many questions. Also the lord didnt stop to talk . Scared in case of child questions maybe. OH AND HE LOOKS HOT HOT HOT
Juliet x sorry cant tweet or post properly - sorry to say dont know how!

Sister Chastity said...

Juliet

The Sisters are on to it! I have liberated the pics from Getty (though they still bear the mark of their incarceration) and I will post here shortly.

As you say so many questions, but we breathe a collective sigh of relief that he attended the premiere of his new work unemcumbered by child-like appendages.

New post is imminent Acolytes, keep the T'interweb running.

Anonymous said...

Apparently he is now at the Ivy with Billy Nighy. Hope child not waiting with her little spoon there.At least she didnt get the red carpet glory
Juliet

Sister Chastity said...

Awwww nice to know that the Lord and his little band of luvvies have adjourned to their favourite eating establishment. Get the food down your neck Lord, we are worried that you are too thin!!!

Anonymous said...

Someone on Twitter saw him at the IVY with his respective lady.... not confirmed though... could be wrong.

And if she was really after his fame as you suggested she would have done the red carpet with him if she is with him at the ivy. Kinda of makes your point of her being a fame seeker void if she didn't do the red carpet.

Natalie said...

Twitterer say she is there with him at the ivy.

Sister Shagwell said...

Aww, that is sweet. The child has found gainful employment as a waitress.

Merry Christmas.

Sister Chastity said...

The red carpet is reserved for the actors not their hangers-on.

Does the Ivy have a creche??

Sister Shagwell said...

Is it Work Experience week?