Thursday, 28 January 2010

Busy doing nothing....








Our Lord *praise be his name and Ten-inch* seems to be keeping himself busy doing good deeds and charity work whilst waiting for his call -up from the Colonies.

On Tuesday this week he was to be seen breaking bread and sharing a cup with the needy of the media world at the David Tennant Covers party - sorry I mean the Radio Times Covers Party. He was seen comforting the likes of Jimmy Nesbitt, Graham Norton and Ben Miller with the promise that Doctor Who will no longer grace the front of the RT for fear that the Toddler might scare the kiddies and if Amy were on the front in her belt that body doubles for a skirt, the magazine would need to be placed on the top shelf. We are not sure what was added to his beverage at the event but it had a strange effect on his facial expressions! This was likely to be a clear attempt at sabotage from the more beauty-challenged z list slebs at the party. We also noted with pleasure that Phil Collinson had descended from the Frozen North to attend the soiree. (there is no need to comment who else was there - the pictures were posted in the Holy Book of Sun two days running!)

It seems the Lord may have taken his charitable work a little too far and given nearly all his clothing to the homeless of our fair capital city. Earlier today he was seen lending a hand (and a few bob maybe) to the poor disheartened souls of the Party of the Common Man (and woman). As you can see from the pics he does not appear to have changed his shirt since Tuesday. Perhaps he is broke and has auctioned his attire on a well known internet bargain finding site in order to pay next term's school fees? Maybe Sister Shagwell has finally succumbed to her inner darkest thoughts and nicked them all? Maybe someone on the weird wide wonderweb knows the truth...

The Sisters have heard a rumour that Tosser is down with the flu and the dynamic duo may be in the seat for his Radio 2 show on Saturday. This has not been confirmed, but as the Lord has nothing better to do....

Till the next time Sisters

Tennant x

44 comments:

Cindy said...

Maybe he got a deal on the shirts? Like in Blackpool when he wears seemingly the same white shirt every day?

anita said...

I used to wonder if it drove actors crazy when their characters always had to wear the same costume.

In The Lords case:

It did.

or it did not.

The second option is scarier then the first.

Whoonies said...

not sure if the Sisters watch Alan Titchmarsh.....? (just me then *blush*) well, Mr Peter Davison was Mr Titch's guest today.....and Mr Titch broached the subject of a certain Mr T *sigh* and the dating of The Child....Mr Peter Davison was a tad caught on the spot and advised Mr Titch to not talk about it as Mr Tennant also watches the show....whooops! :-D

Anonymous said...

If DT's influence can shut PD's trap, he really is endowed with god-like powers! Davison is a copper-bottomed gabster and always has been.
Acolyle Agatha, Paisley-on-Sea

Anonymous said...

The Lord was out with the small one again last night. What a charming day he must have had. Pick child up from school, babysit said child whilst watching 'dad' on tv smirking like his daughter , drop childs child off at grandmas for a night with B listers.
Does she ever read her kid a bedtime story I wonder or just maybe play him one of her audio cd's.
Off to Hollywood Lord before you start having to clean her house too and end up a B lister yourself
Juliet x

anita said...

Will there be a 'there THERE' in the house of PD if Rex tanks like B&H?

hmmmmm

Acolyte McSkinny said...

Watched the 40" alter for Titch's show...by thee gods..thy 'wannabe' daddy-in-law waved to the Lord!

Acolyte Agatha-Are you really from our Lord's town?
I am myself of Scottish birth.

Sister Chastity said...

It seems that there many of our followers have some Scot in them. Indeed e'en one of the Sisters doth descend from that most noble of races. I myself, sadly can not claim such rich heritage. I will have to await my blessing from the Lord before I too can proudly proclaim to have a large amount of Scottish in me!

Acolyte McSkinny said...

And we all know which large amount of Scottish from thy Lord thou Sister is on about...
I kneel at thy Sisters' feet...
My thoughts are lustful for thy Lord 10"..praise be his name.

Anonymous said...

I notice a little Twitter spy wormed out where the school is .. far away from t'End .. so they definitely do not live together then. A blow for those who believe wedding bells and prams are imminent.

Anonymous said...

ah the twitter spys are marvellous working so hard facing such difficulites trying to keep us informed . Bless them and praise be that the Lord hasnt bought a mansion yet to house himself and the clan of Davison. All sisters and novices like myself must pray daily that this never comes to pass
Juliet

anita said...

I have great fun being one of the Lord's fans. That's why I love this blog so much.

So please - someone explain this to me- The Child's fans are pushing for a wedding???

Seriously?

Why? Are there bets on the union or what?

And who is this mystery tweeter? Her Publicity Agent? Who would take time out of their life for that?

Forgive my ignorance, but I'm way over here in Seattle, Washington and out of the loop

anita said...

Sorry!
I misunderstood-the mystery tweeter is on the Sister's Side.
Got it.
My entire life is about catching up

Anonymous said...

Our Lord [bless him and keep him and his ten inches all the days of his life] did mention recently - whilst idling on't steam radio for Wossy [the Fool so oddly beloved by persons of superior talent and intellect such as Our Lord] that he had assisted in the delivery of his neighbour's order of cat litter. He didst spake his neighbour's name and was pleased to call her 'Lovely Jeannie'. I was enchanted by the normality of his self-appointed task, tho' sore grieved to hear that the load proved very heavy so that his back didst pain again and this didst maketh him - a god among gods! - feel 'useless' foresooth. I did though, being a selfish and scarce repentant sinner, draw comfort from the notion that mayhap he liveth in blessed restorative solitude, at least for part of the sun and moon's celestial paths during a 7 day course.
Acolyte Agatha, Paisley-on-Sea

Anonymous said...

Yes Acolyte Agatha I too wondered if the Lord at least went home to collect his post and thoughts. Time away from the constant brainwashing of the child and family. I only hope that he does not see fit to drinketh too much wine on the night of valentine and pop a ring on the little poppets finger or indeed before setting off to the Hollywood land. The ever developing smugness of the child and her father is a dreadful sight to behold .
Juliet

Anonymous said...

a lady twitterer has said in laws moved opposite the lord. Lucky lucky people. Does the lord still live in the same part of London?

Sister Chastity said...

Yes indeed, nothing we have heard seems to indicate that the Lord's abode has moved to the south of our fair capital city. We do believe that the End of the Crouch is still the blessed parish in which the Lord does reside.

Acolyte McSkinny said...

The Sisters and this Acolyte take it in turn on secret 'stakeout' in a house a few doors away...cost us a pretty penny!

Anonymous said...

A previous blessed one once complained to the country's gutter press that the Lord has one failing -- forgetting Valentine's Day. Though 14 Feb is the night of a theatre award ceremony at which Hamlet is nominated. Perhaps the Lord then will be sharing the holiday of romance with Messers Doran, Stewart and other luvvies.

Acolyte McSkinny said...

Do you honestly think the Child will let him forget the significance of Feb 14th?...not on your Nellie!

Sister Chastity said...

At least we can all breathe easier that is yet two twelvemonth until the year of the leap whenst the tables are turned and a female who is still unwed can indeed *pop the question* to the beau of her choosing.

Sister Shagwell said...

Sisters and Acoyltes

I have briefly returned to pervitude and to worship the fair talents of the Lord, (Priase be his name and 10").

However it is with a troubled heart and mind that I return to find that our beloved has yet to secure gainful employment. Standing in for Tosser does not count as credible work, although it was a pleasant surprise and an unexpected bloomer destroying start to the weekend.

Should the Lord not find himself a suitable use for his time he will become a "House-Lord" and will spend many years doing a double school run and attending parents' nights for the next 10 years. Although I am sure the female teaching staff will be pleased.

The Lord is worthy of more in his life than school runs. If he does not get along to Jobseekers club soon he will be doomed to guest spots on Countdown and sweating it out in the jungle.

Pray sisters and acolytes that the Lord secures work, and soon.

Tennant

Acolyte McSkinny said...

Child was present when Our Lord and his 'bosom' buddy Catherine recorded Woosy's radio show...she was in the crech playing with her doodle pad and crayons.

Anonymous said...

I suspect the fatcats of Los Angeles are responsible for the Lord's recent absence from the screen and presence on the domestic sphere. They would afterall not permit him to team up with Mr Pegg to snatch the bodies of Edinburgh (any time, etc.)

Sister Chastity said...

Maybe it was take your child to work day and we missed the memo? On another note... my heart and soul are full of joy and peace now that our Sister has rejoined the pervitude. For a little while I was deeply concerned that her soul had been incarcerated by the very devil himself *the sparkly vampire* and that she was no longer free to perve the Lord *praise be his ten-inch* but it seems that maybe more earthy distractions kept her away. Let it not be so long before you come to the Lord to pray again Sister!

Tennant

Anonymous said...

Oh I think the lord is rather pathetic taking his girlfriend to work and literally everywhere with him. Can he not spend a couple of hours without the child whilst he works? I would think that some of his associates must have a little titter about his soppiness. Did Cath take her husband and cat?? What will Hollyweird make of it all . Get a grip Lord or all you will be fit for will be dancing on ice

Anonymous said...

A moment ago, looking for a brief respite from from my prayerful duties, I didst hear on steam radio that our Lord, the Blessed David - all hail his magnificence and "ten inches" - may be about to increase his domestic task portfolio: his eco-aware vehicular device, and that of thousands of others, seemeth likely to be recalled by the manufacturer to have a techy fault repaired. [I do assume he still driveth the Pr**s?]
[Acolyle Agatha, Paisley-on-Sea]

Anonymous said...

Acolyte mcskinny how do you know? Are there pics? Jen

Acolyte McSkinny said...

Tho' there were no photographic evidence to behols of the Child being in the picture,it was captioned 'David Tennant leaving the Radio 2 studios with his girlfriend GM(shall not speakest thy name)after recording with Catherine Tate'.Only a cropped pic of thy Lord was evident.

Anonymous said...

What theatre award ceremony is on the 14th February, Anon?

Anonymous said...

The lord apparently went shopping with the child yesterday (or today) and purchased some goodies. He now is unable to make a decision without asking the small one what she thinks. Lord you are older and wiser than the small one (and more beautiful)you can decide yourself. Wonder was the bit removed from his back a bit of back bone? He seems desperately in need of it.
You should not let the small one take over your personality so.
Whats the bet the Lord follows the small one to the convention and lurks in the car park undergrowth or even worse babysits her small one in the hotel.
NBC hurry up and give him work. It is sad to see him like this

Acolyte McSkinny said...

Oh dear...i hope he wasn't purchasing any 'sparkly' goods...be a man Lord and see sense...btw ...was this in London or Twickers?

Anonymous said...

The What's On Stage awards are Feb 14th. DT is not nominated but Hamlet and Greg Doran are both nominated.

anita said...

sad sad sad I'd be less inclined to anything had " The Child " or anyone else in her Childom made such a show of parading around with her ...what do you all call him ...small one.

It smacks of PR efforts.

Yuck

Anonymous said...

It was Central London, Acolyte McSkinny.

I don't think the Lord will go to the awards - he's not directly nominated. The Hamlet nomination is the Shakespeare for KIDZ award.

Anonymous said...

The Lord was purchasing a 'family'dvd . Its all becoming a bit twee isnt it? Get everyone used to the little family unit and then hey presto they wed. Fast forward 5 years and the lord thinks ' what the f..k have I done when the umpteenth ok mag photoshoot hits the stands and the daddy in law starts to REALLY get on his nerves.
The Lord does seem to forget the previous 'daddy' in the childs child's life (confused? me too) was the only dad he had ever known. Is the Lord the only dad he has ever known or the second only dad he has ever known???
Bet daddy number one has been sidelined. The Lord does not need to play daddy he can get himself a suitable wife and beget his own offspring
A fab talented actor mixing with showbiz B listers. Pray sisters he doesnt go to their level and his charisma doesnt diminish any more

Acolyte McSkinny said...

Eee Gads...Our Lord truly has become domesticated and has (as said before)no backbone to speak of.No doubt the Child and the Child's sprog chose the film...'sweet as cjocolate'?..hmmm...no..sickly sweet more like!
The Sisters pray for you Lord and worship you...Please heed our prayers.

Anonymous said...

Twitterer just tweeted that the Lord was 'pawing a young blonde' on the table next to him I fear its too late sisters and the smug smirk on the child is because she is triumphant and an announcemnt will follow. What a pity Rex has let us down. Also again the child manages to skip her parental duties

Acolyte Swiss Miss said...

I believe GM shares unofficial custody of her son with her ex-partner. From his Facebook seems he does still have a close relationship with the boy. Regarding the Lord, who knows what their relationship is like. They are dating, they don't live together, there is a whole spectrum between that. DT has a reputation for being so caring and charitable, many of the things he has done with GM that fans hold up as evidence of their committment he has done with others, even platonic friends (he has attended school events of Arabella Weir's children). Pursuing roles that would require moving to LA suggests his relationships, especially ones with people bound to the UK, are not his top priority, but maybe neither are desperate for marriage and kids and are happy dating.

Acolylte McSkinny said...

Gets worse by the moment...
Pass the sick bucket!
There'll be nothing in this world now to wipe the grin from her face as long as she's seeing Our Lord.
But...in public?!

Anonymous said...

Rex has not let DT down, the tabloids are full of nonsense. Rex is still in line for an autumn pick up, same as it ever was. I doubt they would marry or procreate without living together first, and living together does not seem imminent with him likely moving to LA and her ties to her area (e.g. son's school).

Congrats to DT, whose Hamlet won Best Shakespeare at the What's On Stage Awards, and who was also nominated for best actor at the Press Guild Awards.

Anonymous said...

We may yet all be reminded of of Our Lord's 'steely determination', remarked on by his good friend and mentor, the Lady Arabella of Weir and Camden. I believe he is verily already wed - to his career.
Acolyle Agatha, Paisley-on-Sea

Anonymous said...

I don't think he is wed to his career at all anymore. Can anyone else see that he has changed massively recently. Since the arrival of the child. He seems more private and less outgoing and has a much more mature air about him. I can't really find fault with her tho I do think he could have the pick of the bunch so wonder what she has that others don't. I haven't liked anyone he has been with tho so perhaps I never would. I think maybe what we are all seeing here is a man of nearly 40 growing up. This scares us all I think as he has always been so youthful bit it does happen to us all. I think within the next year he will be married and hearing the patter of tiny feet but that won't make me love him less. Perhaps we could set him up with someone else pronto?! Tho I fear there is no splitting up this couple.

Rhiannon said...

Erm...No. I can't see any change in him at all. He has always been very private and I don't remember any time when he was anything less than mature. Are you even talking about the same man?

Of course he is still very career focused. It seems to me that people can't seem to see beyond this break between work right now (which is largely enforced due to the situation with the U.S show, which I'm sure will get the greenlight for Autumn). Goodness me, he is on the break of an amazing turning point in his career. Life doesn't begin and end with Doctor Who, you know. And as for him being 40, so what? That's nothing. Certainly it does not mean that you dispose of your equity card and reach for the pipe and slippers. If he wants to settle down, he will.... whenever he wants to, but I think he has more gumption than to think 'Shit, I'm nearly 40, better get hitched'