Sunday, 27 June 2010

Summer Lovin' ...








Sisters et al

I am given to writing this on my newly acquired Blackcurrant so forgive it's brevity and lack of craven images to worship. I will endeavour to add such beauties when I can surgically remove the daughter of satan from the laptop of holiness.

So it seems our Lord *praise be his name and Teninch* is sojourning is the Isle of the Man for a few weeks shagging the locals, who despite the name of their abode have never seen such a fine specimen of a male in quite some time. Some of these lucky females will even get paid for the privelige of appearing on screen with the Teninch. Let's hope that the script calls for many shirtless occasions, a few shower scenes and at least one serious shag!

Talking of the Lord's work, it has also been revealed this week that Fright Night will be released in 3D. How many bloomers will be destroyed as females around the globe find the Teninch coming towards them in the front row of the cinema. I for one will be sat there with my mouth open!

So as my thumbs develop cramp from typing on the blackcurrant's miniscule keys, I bid you adieu. Come on England (sorry to our US followers) and come on Andy! Sadly the Lord won't be at Wimbleborough this year :(

Tennant

46 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the blog - enjoyable as ever. Our Lord in 3D wow. I should think we will all have to have ambulances on call and at least one spare pair of bloomers. I think I may be visiting the cinema on more than one occasion for this one. Lets hope our 3d glasses dont mist up too much sisters
Juliet

Babe On Wheels said...

3D!
Squueeeeeee!

Ahem.

Meanwhile, I hope we can expect some glances of the Lord of Time (Bless his name and Ten) on the Isle of Man...

I thought, in the one picture I saw of Him at Wimbers, that he looked bored silly. But he was wearing sunnies, so who knows what was going on behind them??

Novice Hame said...

One of the more special kiddies on the dating site is getting excited saying the Lord was tweet-spotted playing chauffer at the child's child's school a couple of weeks ago. A cursory tweet search brings nothing. Hard to believe all the tweetstalkers missed that one, and wasn't he in LA then? Don't think he's been in London for months except passing through, and for the Decoy Bride rehearsal. They are constantly rumoured to be engaged, pregnant, and splitting, I believe nothing until confirmed. I bet he's a lot happier working his fine ass off doing all these films back to back than being dragged to sporting events and playing nanny though.

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Anonymous said...

There´s some photos in getty´s, the Lord has visited in theater...
Thank you for great and hilarious blog!

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Sister Chastity said...

Our Lord was revisiting the little musical Legally Blonde on Friday and had some piccys taken on stage with wannabe-dad-in-law. Apparantly there was some special filming with ornery folk for Johnny B's Saturday night show. Bend and Snap was performed 7 times that night - I wonder if that had anything to do with the Lord's particular interest?

I have posted the pictures at the top of this blog...sorry but the pics reveal that the Child (and Elf I think) were there also....

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Anonymous said...

Has the Child taken a vow to smile no more in pics? And as for the awkward pose.....Honestly.
I'll pray for her.
All Blessings be to the Lord and Glorious Tenninch.
Acolyte Agatha, Paisley-on-Sea

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Acolyte McSkinny said...

Dear Agatha...bandy legs...there's a reason for those...

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Anonymous said...

Dear me the child's outfits get more strange. but her face continues in its smugness. Much as I disliked her mama, I do feel she had more oomph. The child is a bit of a drip .I know her little group of fans adore her sometimes I think more than the Lord himself, but she truly is the most boring of all his girlfriends.
Juliet

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baevers said...

Wow, the Child's outfit is scary. And our blessed Lord and ten is looking thinner than usual. Hmmm.

I am not surprised at this photo op, for truly, any excuse to be photographed with our Lord, and bask in his glory... Lucky, lucky people!

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Sister Chastity said...

One of those kids is Ty - the offspring of the Child. Still a wee bit strange... Maybe all will become clear in time. None of pics have appeared in the press yet (it was on Friday) so not big news is it?

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Anonymous said...

I think her top is pretty, but black tights in a heatwave?? Bit odd him spending his last night in England in the theatre seeing a show he's already seen hanging out with a bunch of strangers. If I'd spent the past couple months away and was about to leave for three months I'd want to spend every minute alone with my partner. I

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Sister Shagwell said...

Sisters and Acolytes

Forgive my absence of late as I have been in solitude contemplating the magnificence of the Lord and his 10".

As the Lord has successfully left the jobseekers queue I see that he was spotted slumming it with the outlaw and a cast of freaks for a few opportune snaps for the Adamms Family album.

In attendance was Mortica (the one with the scary make-up) and a variety of umpa lumpas. Hanger-on-in-law is at the back waiting for someone to recognise him. (I don't know who he is either)

Then there was the child... WHAT THE FU*CK WAS SHE WEARING????
Memo to the blonde mardy one: STOP raidng your sons wardrobe - buy your own clothes! Gok, for crying out loud, sort her out. (for our friends across the pond, Gok is the fashion police.

Sister, I urge you to bow before the 40" altar and pray hard that the Lord wakes up and smells the coffee before he joins the cast of celebrity come dine with me. Acolytes, we need you to join in.

Tennant X

Anonymous said...

I like her outfit but why does she always look so shy? I think perhaps the public issues are hers not his!

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Acolyte McSkinny said...

'Tis not shyness my dear...'tis smugness on bedding his Lord and bowing at the Tenninch.A look of 'see what i've got and you haven't'!
'Tis the Sisters bain...
Praise to the Sisters and the blog!

Acolyte McSkinny said...

I beg please...Acolytes,don't fight...here is a place where can express our love for the Lord and mention the Child without fear of a 3 day ban(or whatever the going rate is nowadays)...the Sisters have worked tirelessly giving us many 'pleasureable Tennant' images and the gift of their divine wisdom in wordage for us to peruse.
Please be nice and lets not end up like some tacky dating site i could mention.
Peace be with you!

Sister Chastity said...

Okay Ladies... you have had your fun and entertained the Sisters, but let's get back to the job in hand *ahem*.

We have been praying for new visions of our Lord to adorn taplop and handheld communications devices so Thank the Lord that cameras were in attendance when He stepped out in Londoom's West End last week.

I note that he is still clad in the jeans with the lovely 3 little white marks on the left thigh - if you can bear to look that low... These jeans have been in view for many years now having had outings with several previous female companions of the Ten-inch. They look a little more *stone-washed* now and are clearly a favourite of his not-very-extensive wardrobe.

Ah the canny scot!

Anonymous said...

Greeting to the Sisters, Acolytes and those Anonymous who are not squabbling about whatever all that squabble was about.

Methinks that not only does The Lord of Time (Bless his name and Ten - ooooh, yes!) favor those particular jeans, but I also noticed those Sketchers have been around for a goodly long time as well.

I'm not sure what I was doing looking at his feet, other than perhaps to muse upon the saying, "Big hands, big feet, big..." which of course, in his case is undoubtedly quite true.

Must go open window now, 'tis quite hot in here!

Acolyte Bobbi of the Lone Star

Anonymous said...

Dear Sisters and fellow Acolytes,
I am missing the Glorious Lord so mightily this morn [bless his Name, his Face, his Neck, that Neck Mole, those Freckles, Snakehips and Feet, his All and Teninch forever.]
Wouldst it be possible for the Sisters to give thought to a Plan? For all devotees here to cast aside worldly thoughts and mundane responsibilities at a predetermined hour on Sunday - tomorrow, or next week - and come together in mystical contemplation? Focusing on His Blessed Visage, murmering his Dear Name - all of us in unison, pleading for a Sign, a Word, a Piccie of Him at the holy place of pilgrimage that is called the Isle of Man? Or even news of a New Project! I know tis feeble of me to repine the lack of sightings, but in truth, while my love is strong, I need the soothing balm to the soul that even a single vision or word of the Lord can supply.
I do admit to borrowing this idea of convocation from the Sainted Martha, who used it to excellent effect at the end of S3. But it worked then and I have faith it will work again. We are pining and wilting in our several wildernesses, longing for a sign that the Lord hath not forsaken us.
What say you, Sisters?
Will Reverend Mother consent to pick a single time and date, make suitable adjustments for the pesky orbital journeyings of the earth, and let us see if the devotees of the Great Lord of Time, the Tennant - all hail to his most glorious being and teninch - can bring forth a miracle?
Acolyte Agatha, Paisley-on-Sea

Acolyte McSkinny said...

Our Lord has been spotted filming and partaking in some French Cuisine on the Isle of Man...no images for the world to see as yet..just ones privately reported.

Acolyte McSkinny said...

Hallelujah...2 images of the Lord on Twitterland...i feel slightly sated...more please...

Anonymous said...

Ah praise be Sisters. Images of our sweet Lord have turned up at last
Juliet x

Anonymous said...

Wa hae!!
So the focused contemplation of just a few of us brought forth not one but TWO piccies of our elusive Lord almost immediately! WhoooHooo!
LOL
More pics! More pics!! Want hug!!![stamps feet]
All hale to the wondrous Lord of Time and the teninch.]
Acolyte Agatha, Paisley-on-Sea

MySisterEileen said...

Re: the Lord's attachment to ratty old things (at least one of these adjectives pertain to The Child; you decide)

Anyone see pictures of that bed he auctioned off for charity?

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lAcFLCIJ2RU/SvrTVNg4iYI/AAAAAAAAAz4/70SQB78Q5FY/s320/bed5.jpg&imgrefurl=http://tennantnews.blogspot.com/2009/11/bid-for-davids-bed.html&usg=__b4FIgPo33F3SqyvgONL2C3qBX-w=&h=240&w=320&sz=26&hl=en&start=14&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=ZiFpjdlVvxpo4M:&tbnh=89&tbnw=118&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddavid%2Btennant%2527s%2Bbed%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26rlz%3D1T4MOOI_enUS384US385%26tbs%3Disch:1

Even the room it was in looked tatty.

I couldn't help but wonder exactly WHAT was being ironed on that ironing board (???????), The Lord's wardrobe seemingly consisting of torn jeans & dustbin t-shirts. (And exactly WHO was USING said ironing board....?)

I especially loved the crap stowed under the bed. Endearing.

Anonymous said...

Final Emmy nominations were announced this morning.. and I am sad because David didn't make the final cut..neither did the cast of Sons Of Anarchy, which is my favourite telly show. I don't take much stock in award shows. They usually stay within a certain area as not to rock the boat. American telly sucks.

Sallee :-(