Sunday, 1 August 2010

In celebration of David Tennant's Arse

In the downtime between the end of Decoy Bride and the commencement of Fright Night, I feel that the arse of our Lord *praise be his name and tenninch* is in need of some attention. (By arse I mean his physical attribute upon which he seats himself, not the small blonde thing which is often appended to his body). So here are some wondrous sights that have graced the 40" altar, or been allowed to roam free amongst us on the T'interweb. Behold the Lord and marvel at his features for He is the Power and Glory that leadeth us into temptation. Amen and Hallelujah!









36 comments:

Merlin07 said...

Why sit at the right hand of the lord when we can sit near his rear? :-)

All praise the Ten Inch!

beth said...

Thank you, Dear Sisters, for the lovely visual celebration. Our Lord is most definitely gifted in that respect!

Jennifer said...

Oh Heavens! He and his arse doth give me the vapors!

Babe on Wheels said...

*Wibble*

"T-H-U-D*

Usually I would frown upon people who keep their hands in their pockets, but for him, I'll make an exception....

Anonymous said...

What a fine arse!
Julietx

Acolyte McSkinny said...

Yes!
I'd 'smack' that!

Anonymous said...

Classy arse.
No finer arse has ever been.
Acolyte Agatha, Paisley-on-Sea

Acolyte of the Golden State said...

I have a funny little story... I am currently reading "Her Fearful Symmetry" by Audrey Niffenegger which takes place in London. In one scene the main characters are watching television. Turns out they are watching Doctor Who, The Girl in the Fireplace! And one of them is lusting after David *praise be his name and teninch* and his long lovely fingers. I got very excited to see him mentioned in the book.

Acolyte Martha said...

Mmm, verrry nice.

The Child is apparently enjoying some family time in Somerset, with the Elf and the Elf's daddy-who-isn't-the-bio-daddy-but-acts-as-the-daddy. Meanwhile the Lord has been in Scotland and most recently seen enjoying the highlife in Soho. Prefers to hang out with other actual celebs than make the trek to spend time with the wannabe in-laws? Don't blame him!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the info Martha. Very interesting. The elf had daddy figures in abundance. Much better for the Lord to spend time chilling out in Soho before his trip to US.
Juliet x

Acolyte Mia said...

And what an arse to celebrate! Wasn't planning to post, but had to once I saw that the "word verification" of the day was "assizan"...given that it was subtextually referring to the very topic at hand (rather in my hand, but digress), I had to thank the Sisters for this vision...the Yankees wish their pinstripes looked so good!

Acolyte McSkinny said...

According to the bird that tweets,Our Lord was seen in Manchester town yesterday(Tuesday)..no doubt giving lessons to the Child on how to act properly in grown up surroundings and not to be frightened of the the big square thing that takes her picture!

Anonymous said...

I cant help but cringe when I find out hes been skulking around after the spoilt one. Its all so wimpish
Juliet x

Anonymous said...

Mmm. One sighting of him in Manchester and two sightings in New Mexico on the same day. Haven't seen the former myself. Mr T sure is able to be elusive when he wants to. More fun than the 'guess the mystery blonde' game from last week!

Anonymous said...

That Date Line - it lets jet setting mortals, let alone Time Lords, be where you'd scarcely credit they could manage to be :) Or conversely, it seems to take 'em far longer to get there than seems feasible [depends which way you're heading]. When I read he'd been in Manchester, I admit to hoping it was to catch up with good mate from DW days, Phil Collinson, who's there producing 'Coronation Street', I believe. I forgot about 'White Van Man' and the GM connection. Can DT possibly be in Mexico already? He's trying for the title, Invincible Man, it seems. Wonder whether she's going too...
Acolyte Agatha, Paisley-on-Sea

Anonymous said...

Fright Night is apparently filming in Rio Rancho and Albuquerque (try to spell that without looking it up!) New Mexico. Our beloved Lord is likely to become very hot and sweaty in the summer heat (in the mid-90's F). Oooh...our Lord..hot... sweaty...oh, yes!

Acolyte Bobbi of the Lone Star (the next state over from New Mexico)

Acolyte of the Golden State said...

@Merlin07 After hearing about his habit of... performing "exorcisms" before his performances, I'm not sure I'd want to be sit near his rear, as fine as it is. :-P

Acolyte Mia said...

@Acolyte of the Golden State: touche on avoiding the 'exorcising tush'! Though I think that is usually when under the influence of the Barrowman...

Anonymous said...

Ah, the things one must learn in Drama School! Wonder what the course title was for those lessons on how to perform an "exorcism" prior to a performance or learning how to properly tie as string around your willy so it won't erm.. become its glorious teninch during the performance. Hmmmm... I've lost the thought I was having altogether...

Acolyte Bobbi from The Lone Star

Anonymous said...

There is a book of face sighting of our lord at a restaurant on oxford road (Manchester) on Wednesday...thought you girls should know. Hope all is well from rainy Stockport, Dina x

Acolyte Martha said...

Two industry people posted he was seen having a meeting in Soho House London on Wednesday morning. Facebook search isn't showing this sighting so it must be from a private profile. Funny how whenever they spend time apart, second hand sightings pop up insisting the Lord is spending time with the Child.

Anonymous said...

Twitt angels do bring news of the Lord's manifestation in New Mexico. in what might be a blue hoodie. Bless him, it is said he was not scheduled for work but had just arrived, was still jetlagged, and called in to meet his new friends. Some received autographs, kind words and smiles.
::faints::
Acolyle Agatha, Paisley-on-Sea

Acolyte Mia said...

Sisters and Acolytes,
In the spirit of "taking one for the team": my no-longer beloved husband of 9 years admitted to being a lying philanderer this weekend (on my birthday no less). Due to the immenent change in status this shall engender, I'll shortly be available to ensure that Our Lord (praise his tenninch) has access to a real woman with love to spare!

Anonymous said...

Acolyte Agatha that is good news that he is in NM. OOh I can just imagine him all jet lagged with ruffled hair which does no good at all for my hot flushes.
Acolyte Mia sorry about your news. Take a large drink and perv at pics of the Lord whilst sticking pins in a wax model of your ex (and the child)
Juliet x

Acolyte McSkinny said...

Our Lord is no longer starring in,what was to be his next project 'Retreat'...wonder what destiny had in store now for our Lord?
Makes one wonder why he pulled out!

Anonymous said...

Our Dear One is no longer in Retreat! Twitter and some more reliable site doth report same. The small dancing one, Jamie Bell, is alleged to have taken over the role of the soldier.
What now for Our Lord [all hale his glorious name and teninch]? I am afeared.........
Acolyte Agatha

Anonymous said...

"Acolyte Mia said...
Sisters and Acolytes,
In the spirit of "taking one for the team": my no-longer beloved husband of 9 years admitted to being a lying philanderer this weekend (on my birthday no less). Due to the immenent change in status this shall engender, I'll shortly be available to ensure that Our Lord (praise his tenninch) has access to a real woman with love to spare!"

I am so sorry to hear that man told you this on your birthday.. not a very nice thing to do. Now you can be rid of him and find someone who is worthy of you.

Sallee

Anonymous said...

Just when you think it's safe to come out from under some ecclesiastical rock, reality strikes again. This time, it's the Child's mum, quoted today in the Daily Express's gossip column, as opining that David is a lovely guy, very down to earth. And of course the goss columnist HAS to say that DT may well end up as her son-in-law...No, the 'news' is not new, but why does the DE go on a fishing expedition now? Why can't Mum keep quiet, which is clearly the preferred option of the man himself? Does he not have any rights???
I know it's useless to feel cross, I know I don't know any of the parties involved, but I do feel really GRRRRR about it. I do. And I won't do penance for it,so there.
Acolyte Agatha, Paisley-on-Sea.

Acolyte McSkinny said...

Wannabe mummy in law sure knows how to make us all look for the sick bucket!

Anonymous said...

yeah new play to promote and more little indiscretions about her daughter and her lovely boyfriend. the childs fans are wetting themselves with excitement sure in the fact that Sandy has a secret and an announcement will follow. Know which announcement I would like but they just will not go away. The Lord is doomed to a life of celebrity D listers.
Juliet

Acolyte McSkinny said...

Has the Child and Elf travelled to U.S. shores to be with the Lord?...i knew she would 'mooch' a trip sooner or later...lure of the bright lights.

Acolyte Martha said...

Pass the sick bucket is right. Remember they still do not live together however. That to me makes it unlikely wedding bells are imminent. The Child in America? Does this sighting actually exist or are the kiddies enjoying story time again? The Lord was in Las Vegas alone yesterday researching his character with Chris Angel.

Anonymous said...

I've just noticed that the Lord's reverend father and the Child's mama share the same abbreviated first name :O A meaningless trifle, I know, but it's keeping my mind from concerning itself about Other Matters. I am a-feared, verily I am, but I'm still hoping for the best.
Acolyte Agatha, Paisley-on-Sea

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Acolyte McSkinny said...

Stay away from the 'Little white Chapel' Lord...trash begats trash!

First said...

Very nice, but there's one missing: http://twitpic.com/32isnq