Monday, 23 August 2010

The wait (sic) of expection





Sisters, Acolytes and followers,

News has reached us that the publicity machine for one of the Lord's great works is starting to swing into action. Tomorrow, the wondrous pamphlet the Radio Times (other listing magazines are available but i wouldn't bother) has printed the Lord's name on it's front cover to ensure that an additional 100,000 copies are bought by hormonal women who are gagging for news of the Lord *praise be his name and ten-inch* to break the drought since he disappeared from the 40" altar last New Year.

It seems Auntie Beeb is planning the Autumn Schedules and Single Father will be broadcast to the great unwashed sometime during the season, though naughty auntie is teasing us by not providing a date as yet. As we know the Lord is a media whore when it comes to publicising his new shows and I am wondering (in the absence of Wossy) where he might turn up... BBC Breakfast... GMTV... The One Show... Loose Women? No, not the last one I think, far too tempting for the ten-inch!

This expection is some small consolation for hearing that he has been replaced in Retreat, though I was never keen on that story. I do hope that this means that he has some new project lined up from September, otherwise I fear it will be back to School Runs and watching wannabe-mummy-in-law in panto with her toyboy husband. Oh Lordy!

And as the heavens open once more above the Isles that we call British, I wish all our followers a lovely Summer Bank Holiday (or whatever the equivalent may be around the globe).

Tennant x

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thanks for another great blog
Juliet x

anita said...

and I would like the Sisters to know how much I appreciate the hours of tedious work that they must put in looking through all of those pictures of our Lord for these posts.

:-)

Anonymous said...

Can I just say that you choose some truly inspirational pics, Sister C. I feel ready to burst with devotional zeal!
Our Dear One has - really, he does - the most beautiful dial! No wonder he is beloved by all who combine good sense and a pulse.
Acolyte Agatha, Paisley-on-Sea

Acolyte Martha said...

Single Father airs in October, exact date not given.

Merlin07 said...

And for the Acolytes outside the UK the wait is even longer. All praise his ten-inch!

sister hermana said...

ALLELUJA!!!

Anonymous said...

The Lord (praise be and his ten-inch!) has been seen on American Telly walking down the red carpet at the Emmy Awards, dressed in all black from head to toe. You may find said video on the tube of ewe.

He looked so handsome! :-)

Sallee :-)

Anonymous said...

Deo Gratias and gratias too to all saints I just might have petitioned to influence the following: Our Glorious Lord whom we call David is at the Emmy's!!! Absolutely beautiful pics of him on and near the red carpet. The hair! The all-black style! The small smile and dimple! BeautifulBeautifulBeautiful. So very beautiful. All hale the Lord and the revered teninch - may the folk of the alt universe that some call 'New' treat him well and send him home triumphant in a goodly span of time.
[No sign of the Child.]
Acolyte Agatha, Paisley-on-Sea

Anonymous said...

Ah, my heart doth melt and my bloomers are in need of immediate replacement!!!!! Our usually polished and confident lord indeed displayed a vulnerable and unsure side as he stood on the carpet of red last eve. I would be only too happy to help him erm... overcome (*cough*) such anxiety. He did indeed look very, very handsome! Ohh, those sexy boots... a Texas girl could never resist a Time Lord in snakeskin boots! You can leave those on, if you like, DT...

Acolyte Bobbi of The Lone Star

Anonymous said...

Praise be what a glorious sight to behold, our Lord looking very very sexy on the red carpet (all the more wonderful because the poison dwarf is nowhere to be seen)
Juliet x

babeonwheels said...

That third one melts my...

<3 ;)