Wednesday, 28 September 2011

"Open Wide" !!!

Dear Sisters et al

Having just spied the above image of loveliness on the world weird t'interweb I had a sudden urge to.... well never mind what I had the urge to do.... my second thought was that I needed to post said bounty on the blog for all to perve peruse. I particularly love his *oh god the fangirls are after me again* face, but to be quite honest David, if you will sit with your legs spread like that in tight 501s we cannot be held responsible for our actions!

I am sure that I am not the only one to have spotted a pattern recently when our Lord *praise be his name and Ten-inch* has found himself seated in what can only be described as compromising positions. 

Here is a further example from his recent stage appearance in MAAN:

...and lookie here, one from Hamlet:

...and Loves Labours Lost

I think I've made the point...*ahem*

Whether this is the Director of the various entertainment pieces requiring our Lord to show his "best side"  or whether it is indeed a predilection of the Lord for sitting in positions which give the Ten-inch more room for manoeuvre is a moot point. What we can safely say is that it adds a little frisson to all his stage and screen appearances as we wait for the "legs akimbo" stance to appear! 

So we understandably wait in great anticipation for his newest outing for Auntie Beeb. There has been plenty of excitement over the last two weeks in the much maligned seaside town of Margate, down there on the South East coast. We don't know whether the Lord rolled up his trouser legs and paddled in the North Sea (*brrrr*) but we do know that he has been filming in the Council Offices and in the local parks and quayside, and *allegedly* has spent some time socially and work-wise with Ms Billie of the Piper. He has also been captured by the long lens of a pap/fan having a relaxing moment on a park bench with his leading lady of the moment Lacey Turner. Wonder if he was finding out who he needs to sleep with to get a regular job on Eastbenders... 

Enjoy The View!!

Tennant xxx


Whoisit? said...

Is it hot in here?

Helen said...

I ALWAYS enjoy the view, Sister!

I REALLY enjoyed the views I had on Sunday... Not that I could see him properly when he was RIGHT BESIDE ME! YOu'd have to have split an atom to get it between us... MMMMMM!

Oh, and the smile he gave me when I passed over the muffins I'd baked was a sight to behold... *THUD*

Er, spatula, please...

Helen said...

Have you read this, Sisters?

Nauseating, isn't it? :(

Sister Chastity said...

Well some parts of this account are nauseating ...."looking loved-up at the party....". However, taken in context it makes much more interesting and fun reading..

"Despite looking loved-up at the party, Tennant turned down photo requests with Georgia , preferring to chat with cast members and Dominic, leaving just before 11pm.

The subtext being... The Lord didnt want the papers printing pics of him being so-called loved up and he preferred to chat to anyone than talk to the Child. I see they also left when she became tired and emotional as it was past her bedtime!

As a By the Way, he had his picture taken with other people that night!!! <:O

anita64 said...

I guess the Lord doesn't want to look like he's leaching off of GM's Super Stellar Star Power.

I mean how crass would that be

Helen said...

Yes, I know, he had his piccie taken with all the lads! They all looked suspiciously alike - was there a dress code?!
One thing I DID notice about the pics - he looked, in the words of that Catherine Tate sketch:
"Absolutely knackered"! Poor love.