The time has come for us to travel amongst the great unwashed of the country and preach to the unconverted about the great bounty of our (time) Lord *praise be his name*.
In order for them to know the Sisters of Pervitude and their great work - we now have a Habit that we must wear on all Tennanting occasions. The Lord's image will be stretched across our tits in anticipation of the Lord himself being there one day!
Go forth with pride Sisters and preach the name of the (time) Lord to all those who will listen (and beat those who won't into submission!).
Tennant thoughts be with you this day.