Tomorrow I depart these shores, destination Hamburger a go-go land to preach the word of our beloved and to call in on the God Damn Living Legend who is preaching to the great unwashed upon the stage at the Hilton, Las Vegas.
While I am away please pray for our Lord to keep him safe and to stop his wandering eye, hands, person..... Sister Septic foretells that our beloved is getting restless, and is looking for something new. I am praying that she is once again right and upon my return the "phone call" will have been made, however on this occasion I think it is more appropriate that a crayon drawing in bright colours is despatched to the child minder in Londoom. I am sure our Lord will save a small fortune in child minding fees.
The recent visions of our love have shown him to be in excellent health and have provided many hours of devotion for the sisterhood. Indeed the Novice is beside herself at the Lord's curtains. We pray for her soul and that come November our love will be wearing the spotty as a reward to Sister Chastity for all her perverted thoughts . We know how much this will mean to her and have alerted the emergency authorities to man the lifeboats.
Until my return, pray for me and my warped soul.