Sisters
I have declared Holy Jihad on another multinational company today - Abbey Plc - who have singularly failed to call me when they promised and have removed £1000 from my account - leaving us penniless today. I am furious beyond description so have turned to our (Time)Lord *praise be his 10"* to pray for calm and happiness in the midst of my troubles.
I have been contemplating our upcoming pilgrimage to the Thrust Stage (assuming the bloody bank give me my money back) and feel we need a Sisters of Pervitude group song to sing whilst wending our way amongst the great unwashed on the streets of Stratford. May I humbly suggest "Here Come the Girlz" - SOP re-mix:
here come the girls...Mmmmm
oh yeah..Oh Vodka, I don't need no lemonade
Chorus:
Here come the girls! (Girls, Girls, Girls, Girls)
Here come the girls! (Girls, Girls, Girls, Girls)
Here come the girls! (Girls, Girls, Girls, Girls)
Here come the girls! (Girls, Girls, Girls, Girls)
Slippin' on our little black dresses
10 inches we're bound to impress
Turn it up, we're little temptresses
Monroe's got nothin' on us
Read our curves like poetry
Tonight we rule the world, beware cos here come the girls
Here the whistle as we walk by
Shine like a crystal all through the night
One look will make a grown Timelord cry
Step aside we got a starring role
Camera, Action, Here we go
Tonight we rule the world, beware cos here come the girls
We're filled with sexuality
With a sex-mad scotsman we feel complete
Stop speculating, we're Sisters of Pervitude
All independant women know
We got the guts to run the show
Don't let no Lad tell us nothing
We're in control
Sing out Sisters!!!!
Tennant x
3 comments:
Here come the girls, girls, GUTTER girls!
Sister I stand shoulder to shoulder with you and wage unholy jihad upon the filth that shall be known as Abbey. How very dare they remove spondooleys from your depository. Demand your rights as a sister and seek a desposit into your "other" hidden asset. Said deposit should be made by the Lord 10" (praise be upon his 10") himself. It should be pointed out that other Lords of Time are also available but pale in comparision.
Let us drink to console your woe.
Tennant x
Sister Chastity, may your jihad be blessed and your justice swift! I have but one phrase for the most recently posted image of the Lord: OMG! One look like that from Him and I would quite literally melt on the spot...or make one, I'm not sure which would occur first!
Sister C, I feel for your monetary problems,as i too am feeling the pinch prior to our pilgrimage to see our Lord 10" in the flesh.
We shall rise up against these demons of Abbey and beat the crap out of them with our weapons of holy war(ie our spatulas.
May the 10" be with you in your hour of need.
Tennant x
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