Thursday 25 December 2008

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year


Dear Sisters and Acolytes


I want to wish all the bloggers and bloggees a very merry Xmas and a Happy New Year.


We know our (Time)Lord *praise be his name and ten-inch* has spent the day with his neices, dad, brother and sis-in-law and we trust that they had a lovely time opening pressies and watching the Lad in his very own Xmas Special!!


What a shame the Child was on her own for Xmas and her birthday *sniggers behind her hand*


Here's to a Child-free 2009!


Love


Sister Chastity xxx

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear sisters,

I take the opportunity of this festive time to tell you i am a faithful, though usually silent, reader of this Holy page... Once more, your blog warms my heart... Knowing our Lord does the right thing for his back (including NOT running after children )is the best news i could hope for in these troubled times! :)

Merry Xmas, and may this year bless you with everything you are hoping for !

Sarah - humble reader from a distant french nunnery...

Sister Shagwell said...

Bless you, Sarah.

The Sisters spent the day in contemplation until 6.00pm. At this time the sisters worshipped before the 40" altar when our Lord 10" (praise be upon his name and 10") addressed the nation, once more. 11 million of the great unwashed stopped what they were doing to hear our beloved speak the hallowed word of the great RTD.

The Sisters prayed that our beloved had been especially good this year and that Santa had deemed him worthy of all the mod cons he so coveted for his new kitchen. We were light of heart to learn that the festive period was probably a child free zone, apart from clan children being present. Our beloved is setting an example that family should always come before a child on heat. Quite right too!

May 2009 bring all that your heart desires and that our Lord will soon be back to full health (by the 6th at least dear Love!)

May the 10" continue to bless your life.

Tennant X