Tuesday 10 March 2009

I wonder....


In this holy week leading up to the day of the red nose, many a time my mind has wondered to unholy thoughts- concentrating soley on what outfit Our Lord will don this coming Friday eve. My thoughts have rested almost certainly on the Red Velvet(above) , which accentates the 10" to all its glory. I just wondered if any other Sister or Acolyte would care to express an opinion. As you can tell I am devoting all my spare time worshipping at the altar of the 10" and am hoping Friday creates many a wet bloomer. I am also celebrating our coming of age by viewing Blackpool for the 100,956,435,876th time.


Tennant.x

9 comments:

Sister Chastity said...

Sister Toblerone

I too am wondering what our Lord will be wearing for the day of the Red Nose. Red Velvet would of course be most fitting for that day, however I wonder if it may not scare the kiddies too much so early in the evening.

As the theme is be funny for money, maybe he will be in fancy dress (a banana perhaps?); perchance he will don the red T from Hammy!!!!

So many possibilities...to be honest even if he wore a binbag he would still look like the sex-god that he is! :)

Delicate One said...

I am hopefully to be attending the day of the Red Nose to see the Lad in all his glory, so I too feel that the wearing of the Red Velvet of loveliness would most appropriate - and also something that would bring me much personal pleasure.

Acolyte Lithium of the Order of St Judes said...

Acolyte Delicate One, let us bow our heads and pray for the return of Mr Swirly (I'm convinced he has it hidden in his undies drawer).

Praise be
Lith :)

Sister Shagwell said...

Sisters and Acolytes

As much as I would be in awe of such velvety goodness I feel that it is about time we had some new threads draped over the lushness as the foxy bingo dude (aka chief cyberman) has loaned the red velvet for his latest tv outing.

A nose of red upon the 10" and a smile will surely be enough reward to the Order of Pervitude, however as the theme is do something funny I would like to see our love banish the child on tv - A very hilarious act, and one which I would pay good money for.

I must now leave you and make another telephone call....

Tennant x

Anonymous said...

Perhaps he may even wear one of his many tight 'vibrant' shirts to adorn his body...revealing the merest hint of Tennant chest hair!

Acolyte Mia said...

Oh Sisters and Acolytes,

I must with Sister Chastity pray for the red T from Hammy -- both because (befitting our *Time* Lord's sense of style) the Red Nose would clash a bit with the velvet (and would go quite well with the red T), and because we all could use a lovely glimpse of scar and the perfectly descending strip of hair...bloomerage-wetting viewing of the best variety.
That said - as we will not see the Red Nose Day in the States, I shall be traveling to the burg of Stephen F. to join with my fellow acolytes in a weeks-long binge of spatulas, Blackpool, Casanova, and all three seasons of the Lad.
Happy St. Patty's to us all, and the luck of the Scotch-Irish to you.

Anonymous said...

White pinstriped suit with red tie and shoes.....so delicious!!!

Delicate One said...

I have returned from an audience with the lovely one and Oh! What a vision he was. I was quite overcome with love and various other feelings at the sight of him. He truly is a sex god. In a tight white suit.

Sister Toblerone said...

Sisters and Acolytes,
His choice of attire just proves how just our perving and worship of the 10" is... if we ever needed proof. It was certainly a glorious sight to behold. If maybe 1 or 2 bloomers were destroyed on the way. I will leave you with one word.... ARSE!