I know that there are many and varied things to be said about our Lord of the Red Nose on the 40" altar last night, but if I may make a number of observations:
1. The Suit
OMG! the white pinstripe suit was GENIUS!. Gok Wan could have done no better. I think they must have sewn him into it because it fitted so tightly and beautifully. (*another pair of bloomers just self combusted thinking about it*)
2 or b). The Arse
The arse was used to perfection during the show. Is it normal to feel the urge to bite it! I must away to confession when I have posted this to watch 2 Blackpools and a Secret Smile to atone for my sinful thoughts.
3 or c). The Swot
Now I am not one to boast, but along with the Lord, I also scored highly in the Mastermind contest. I always knew there was more between us than simply lust. Step aside ladies, I will astonish the Lord into submission by the brilliance of my wit and repartee!
4 or d) or iv) The SNOG
We have mentioned this is the blog earlier, and I feel sure that on her return from spreading the word of our Lord around the local Hostelries in Scouseland that Sister S will have something to say on the matter of Devilina snogging the Lord in public. All I can say is Fucking Hell Lord you are one cheap snog! £50 is that all! We were willing to give you £100 in Stratford for a snog and we donated £100 to CR and all we asked for was a quick *hello*. BUT NO!!!! Snog Devilina for £50, but turn down £100 from the Sisters - SHAME ON YOU! You need punishing for this serious lack of judgement - we will be coming up to extract our pound of flesh on for your Birthday so watch out!
In Conclusion then... Comic Relief = a wonderful night had by all, perving the lad AND raising money to help the less fortunate access the Lord's words... all in all a very good night!
Till 2011 - Tennant x