Friday, 12 June 2009

What Lies Beneath?

Sisters and Acolytes
June is upon us and I feel we should celebrate the warmer weather and sunshine in true British (and Oirish) style by removing the clothing from our Lord's *praise be his name and ten-inch* torso and gaze in awe and wonder at the deliciousness of the chest hair that lies beneath.
We know that the Lord's hair in other places has the effect of destroying bloomers and causing the Sisters many hours in solitary confinement with only her spatula for company contemplating bad thoughts. The rufflable bedhead, the strokable stubble, those sidies that we could ski down... they all have their place in the photo album of pervitude.
Now it is the turn of that most secretive and shy growth across the Lord's most perfect pecs that we must turn our attention to. Imagine Sisters, laying your head on that warm mass of curls, hearing the steady beat of the Lord's heart and feeling the rise and fall of His chest against your cheek. I will not continue this thought in public, though I am sure you are wayyyy ahead of me in what happens next... I shall find myself a dark corner of the room to meditate on the many possibilities. I may be some time, a search party is not necessary thank you.
I bloody love the Summer!
Tennant x

11 comments:

Carole said...

'Tis not my age that set on these 'flushes'..'tis the sight of bare,naked chest and hair of our Lord 10"...pardon me while i change my clothing...thank you Sister Chastity for these delights.

Acolyte Mia said...

Oh, to return from a horrible trip to such a vision...truly, be still my heart (whilst other things flutter wildly). Sister Chastity, your beneficence  knows no boundaries (praise be his 10").

Sebrina said...

Well that was a lovely surprise. Still I have to confess that I prefer the love's labour's lost picture, it shows a bit of the chest and gives the temptation but the really sexy bit for me is imagining what he could do with those lovely hands! Okay I think I need to calm down now as my work pals already think I am barmy over the lord.

Acolyte Jealousy said...

Thank you dear Sister Chastity. I had to make sure I did not sigh and *mmmm* out loud lest my co-workers become aware I was not working. What a wonderful treat.

Oh, I had a vision the other night. Our Lord was in my bathroom (in the state Sister Berny and I prefer him in) and he was reciting Shakespeare sonnets to me (in his natural accent). I cursed the alarm clock a moment later when it woke me from that holy vision.

Anonymous said...

love this, but am still seeing picture of "the Child" with him. saw pic of them at jross party. but my adoration is not dimmed

Sarah said...

Anonymous, just do exactly as the Lord does : ignore the Child, walk two meters ahead of her and dont acknowledge her existence...
He shows us the way, let's follow it and concentrate only on the Holy Vision brought to us by the Sisterhood !!! :)

Anonymous said...

I will humbly do as you instruct. Forgive my ignorance, as I am but a novice. I am seeking instruction in the Great Ways and the Great Teachings...please help me find the path....

Please allow me to be known as Novice BurningHeart....

angelesque said...

Sisters

News has come to me of a sighting of the Lord last night in Londoon.

Our Lord was espied partaking of a few voddies in a private member's club in the West End. Apparently he was accompanied by three hot male disciples. Even better - the Child was not present (clearly past her bedtime, and the Lord is a law-abiding citizen - well aware of age restrictions for establishments selling intoxicating substances).

I am harassing my source for further details. She had previously been most abusive about the Lord's goodly appearance, but now has admitted that having seen him in the flesh, she'd like to see more of it, if you get my meaning.

So - not only has the Lord appeared to the great unwashed - he has also converted my friend to the good cause. A successful Wednesday night, I feel.

a x

Sebrina said...

Angelesque
Clearly your contact has finally seen the light and I think she should do pennance for her sin of not adoring the Lord before - but if she could get out her crystal ball and tell us in future where he is going to be in advance I am sure that we would all drop everything and be at the same place!!!

Seb
;-)

Anonymous said...

Having just read a bit of news for those of us poor unwashed who cannot get passes for "Comic-Con - SD" - he will also be doing a bit in Pasadena for the Telly Bigwigs - I wonder if I can find some generous soul who would take me along as his humble assistant....know a few BW's in the TV game, but they are only East Coasters....

So nice to know said "Child" wasn't with him at the men's night out....shows he is his own man...

Well, I do have an hotel room arranged a few blocks from the Convention Center in SD. Would some of the Sisterhood like to join me there?

Your humble Novice BurningHeart
"Seek to learn the true wisdom brought to Earth by His True Lordship +teninch"

angelesque said...

Sisters

I have since discovered that my friend had managed to stumble into the Hamlet filming wrap party - hence the Lord being surrounded by many examples of male hotness (helloooo Ed!). I can only hope and pray that the Lord rewards me for my dedication with a similar opportunity for an audience with Him VERY VERY SOON.

a x