Dear Sisters and Acolytes
Witness the Lord in full regalia and Aviators giving his support to fellow Scot Andy Murray at the Wimbledon sem-finals last Friday. As you can see from the uncropped picture which I also post, he took the Child of the Devil with him. They look as loved up as usual and the frostiness must have been what kept the Lord cool in his 3-piece suit in the soaring Summer temperature.
The Lord is not renowned for his love of things sporty, so this Sister can only conclude that the temptation of a couple of free tickets and a promise of strawberries and pink champagne for tea has turned the Lord into a sponger, just like his Child sidekick.
I think you will all agree that the sooner the Lord gets back to work the better for all of us. Comic-Con is in a couple of weeks and the break from the blonde she-devil will be much needed.