Dear Sisters and Acolytes
These last 10 days or so have seen much excitement amongst the Sisterhood with the Lord's much heralded and awaited sojourn in LALA land. We understand that he travelled with a certain chat show host known as Tosser - sorry Wossy (always get that wrong!), his flame-haired spouse and their excitable female offspring. This combination must have made for an interesting time aboard the British Airways jumbo jet and we wonder which of the females on board joined with the Lord in the mile-high club.
Wossy tweeted their arrival in LA and the Lord was then next spotted talking to a wierd alien like creature in the foyer of Comic Con. The Sisters always wondered what had happened to Judith from T'Other Site. Well now we know!
The Lord (*praise be his name and teninch*) then proceeded to show the world that despite recent pictures, he had not lost his ability to have fun. It was simply that the Child has been inhibiting this playful side of him and turning him into a mardy ol' fucker just like her! His playful nature came to the fore when introducing the DW and TW special screenings when he proceeded to stick his tongue down John Barrowman's throat! John, of course, the true honarary Sister that he is, completely over-reacted and with bloomers disintegrating on the spot, promptly dropped to the floor at His feet.
The following day His Magnificance stunned the Sisters as the T shirt combo was raised above the level of the jeans in triumph to reveal the appendectomy scar - a particular favourite part of the body for the Sisters' lust and perving. Picture after picture appeared on the weird wide web and there was a threat at several points that T'interweb would indeed be in meltdown such was the tweeting and facebooking of such visions of gorgeousness!
Comic Con over, the Sisters felt it was safe to once more peruse the Net without the fear of bloomers being destroyed, however it was not yet safe to enter the waters of T'interweb. The Lord had moved on from San Diego to Pasadena and the TCA press junket. More loveliness and stubble appeared and the Sisters once more fell to their knees in praise of the Lord Teninch. Keyboards were cleaned of drool and more pictures posted for the great unwashed of Twitter to behold. Finally, just as the Sisters' nether regions could take no more, Sunday brought the PBS panel and the Lord in a favoured T shirt and Jacket combo sat next to Richard Gere's ugly sister, water bottle in hand and stubble on face. Sister Shagwell's weekend was made!
And so dear Sisters and Tennant - lovers everywhere, the Lord's visit to LALA land is complete. He has returned to Blighty to complete his stint with Rupert (ever so gay) Everett and the school girls of St Trinians. He also attends his 'mother-in-law's wedding to her drama teacher toy boy on August 14th. After this who knows?? We await announcements of future work with bated breath...
I have added a selection of his USA pics to this post. ENJOY!