Friday, 30 October 2009

...and the Lord did spake unto the Sisters







Sisters and Acolytes

I am sure that it cannot have escaped your notice that today marks the first day of the press junket which surrounds the appearance of the Waters of Mars on the 40" altar on 15 November 2009 at 7pm.

So it was that it came to pass that the Lord did appear to the world on the 40" Altar clad this very morn in a suit of finest grey stripes . He was free of stubble and looked fresh faced and relaxed in a room awash with floral tributes. He did speaketh to Penny of the Smiths and she did giggle and swoon like a wee girlie as properly befits a fangirl. He steadfastly remained tightlipped about the moment when he will ascend into the Heavens and be replaced by the Matty the Toddler - a time of mourning for the Sisters and a boom for Kleenex.

After taking his leave from the overcome Penny, He went from that place unto the screening of the Waters of Mars for the journos of her Majesties Gutter Press and TV where He deigned to speaketh to Colin (Mr Entertainment) Patterson from Aunty's little 5Live radio channel. He discussed many issues with the Lord including the housing arrangements of the mighty Russell T Davies, His recent visits to Hollyweird and where He will be spending xmas. It would seem that the issue of Xmas visitation rights are a topic of debate in the Tennant household at the moment (bearing in mind that 25 Dec is also the Child's birthday). The path of true love never runs more tricky than at Xmas time!!!

The Lord has apparantly also confessed today to be jealous of Matty the Toddler in his new role. I think this may have more to do with Matty having a sexier companion that the Lord ever did (sorry Billie, but Karen's skirt is wayyyyy shorter than anything you were ever given to wear) than the scripts!

May the junkets continue and may the pictures of the screening be many and varied in the coming days. The Sisters will be preparing for the 15th November in the usual manner - rubber sheeting, spare bloomers and extra large packet of minstrels. God Bless the Lord for it being shown on a Sunday night!

Until next time....Keeeeeep Drooooooling!!!

Tennant x

41 comments:

Annabelle said...

Wow, Am I really disorganised then? I haven't even thought about what I'm doing for Xmas either. It's weeeeeeeeeeekks away!! :)

Anonymous said...

Another great blog entry, Sister Chastity!

It is great seeing the Lord all this week, and with new video and audio spots, my Holy Binder of Davidness will have a few more entries!

Sallee

jessie taylor said...

blessed be his name and ten. i agree with the sisters that our (time) lord blessed be his name and ten did spake unto the sisters, i hope that the lord blessed be his name and ten, will spend christmas with his famley and not the child whos only after c boast and a meal ticket and money from our lord blessed be his name and ten, it was good to see our lord today, blessed be his name and ten....jessie...god bless the sisters cos they rock

Acolyte McSkinny said...

Such a glorious vision of our Lord this morning was indeed a delight.I must digress that our Lord is in need of sustinence...more meat on thy bones,dear Lord.
Come hither to the Sisterhood,where we all shall 'serve' you.

Sister Shagwell said...

^^^
Does he want fries with that????

Indeed the Lord was a vision to behold on a fine Friday morn. I was most stressed that the holy stubble had been removed from our Loves face.

52 weeks to the evening your devoted Sisters were "testing" the communion wine with such devotion that they decided to exorcise the local haunted house and agreed to be interviewed. To date the Sisters are awaiting their royalty cheques for agreeing to do this piece to camera. However the Sisters should warn you that your tour guide is an undertaker by day and is married - something he stressed many times to us!

Tennant

Anonymous said...

I didnt hear the five live interview did he discuss Hollyweird and Christmas then? Any clues on why he was in Hollyweird and what location Xmas will be? I am sure the child will want him right with her. Maybe he will have to relocate the child to bonnie Scotland
I think Penelope Smith was extremely smitten on gmtv
Juliet

Acolyte McSkinny said...

The Lord dressed himself in a clown garb and the Child the 'Angel of death'.Both attended the Hallow'een shindig Wossy had organised....lookes like she brought her little 'elf' with her...tho' kept in the background!

Anonymous said...

The Lord has been out on Hallows eve with the child . He was dressed as a clown and she angel of death. Says it all really. Notice the childs son was dragging behind. Lord did you not realise her outfit made her look like a ten year old? Happy families it seems.
Hope the Lord doesnt drink too much sherry at Xmas and produce a ring.
Juliet

Sister Shagwell said...

I saw the visions upon the 40" altar and then it came to me; the Lord will soon be no more as the Lord of Time, and that is a travesty to the young and like-minded thinking women.

Pray that our Love soon finds credible employment so that the great un-washed and ourselves may once more gaze upon visions of goodness and the legend that is 10"

You lot, with me. Spit, spot!!!

Tennant x

Acolyte Mia said...

Sisters all, as I prepare for another evening at the 40" alter this eve on the left side of the pond for "Masterpiece Contemporary", I read with longing of the coming waters and that we must wait over a full month to share that lengthier vision of the Lord (praise his name and 10"). I read Juliet's entry with interest. The angel of death? What a pleasing visage for her young offspring. (Of course, the Lord's choice of "scary clown" could give many nightmares for years to come!)

Sister Chastity said...

I did note that the Lord only halfheartedly entered into the spirit of All Hallows Eve. He clearly had his *home clothes* on underneath the scary clown costume. The Child herself looked like a ickle girlie dressed in a short white frock which she has spilt ketchup down while eating her chips earlier! The Elf looked like he had a sword with him ready to defend her honour perhaps?
If you havent seen the pic take a lookie at The Daily Fail http://tinyurl.com/yl4ev9k

Anonymous said...

I hope the fact the child had a smock on wasnt to hide anything in the tum area. The child does like to show her ickle legs off doesnt she? Ringlety curls and short dresses unfortunately make her look even more of a child. At least the mask hid her smug smirk which is getting smugger by the day.
Keep hoping that all this time spent together may make the Lord realise he is not yet cut out for life with the C listers and realise he is so much better than this.
Juliet

Acolyte McSkinny said...

Alas,our Lord seems to have fallen under the 'Angel of death's' spell...Pray Sisters that he sees the light..soon!

Acolyte Jealousy said...

Good Lord Sisters! What a horrible photo of our Lord and entourage in costume. Clearly our Lord wanted to stay home and was dragged forth by child and elf. If only he had come trick-or-treating at my house, my costume looked far better (sexier) than the child's. Thank you Sister Chastity for posting a link to the photo. I have no doubt the holy scowl is present behind the scary mask.

Sister Shagwell said...

Was that a mask???

Silly me for thinking it was Max Factor!

It should've been an Adamms Family outing!

Anonymous said...

Anyone know what is going on in the world of our Lord? Pilot for US show? Is this already filmed? child preggers/engaged and therefore relocating to US with him?? She will never get a job in the states. Rumour mill has gone into overdrive.
Big mistake taking hangers on to the US Lord you will never shake them off. Although we know she will never let him go alone. Fly solo wow them and come back and do some theatre
OMG
Julietx

kel said...

No worries, ladies. I've done a bit of research, and it is definite that Our Lord and the child's "togetherness" is not long for this world.
Their sun signs tell a tragic story of struggle and dominance for control. Incompatibility is the theme here. And, lo and behold, the child's sign is known for "analyzing, before entering, a situation for what they can get out of it". Very business minded people they are.
Unless they are BOTH extremely mature and wise people in knowing themselves, each other and understanding the fragile situation they are in, their inability to compromise and get past their own noses will be their demise. They could still get hitched, but it won't last long. Not many can overcome these (many) hurdles. This is what we call a DISASTER.
Good day all.

Anonymous said...

Rubbish Kel that is just wishful thinking. Sadly i see this going the distance and i have it from a very reliable source that they are already engaged and the pregnancy 'rumour' is in fact true. Sorry ladies but i think its best we all move on now...lisa

Sister Chastity said...

Move on?? Move on?? My dear Lisa you can move on to a younger, single model if you wish my dear.

However, the Sisters are not so fickle. The Lord's marital or indeed paternal status will have no effect whatsoever on our worship of him as the Lord of all Pervitude *praise be his name and 10"*

We will still be demanding re-runs of Doctor Who and Casanova when we are dribbling into our mashed up dinners in the ol' folks hame!

Anonymous said...

I can't help but wonder if our new vistor Lisa is the same poster who is posting up a storm on other gossip forums with some very dubious 'facts' about the Lord's career and love life.

According to "reliable, confirmed fact" the Child had been pregnant for the past two years, and the Lord is engaged to half of BBC Wales. Nobody who knows them that well personally would
go around the net posting about their private lives and getting into fights with sceptical fans.

I saw a pic of the Child in a tight dress taken this week, no ring and looked very slim and taut in the waist region. If she's several months gone as rumour has it I want her trainer's phone number!

Anabelle said...

Oh for goodness sake, piss off 'Lisa' and all the other pseudonyms you have gone by on WDW and here.
You really are one hell of a nutter aren't you? Although, not one of those clever nutters I fear as you haven't even got the sense to change your scribblings.

Anonymous said...

Isnt the child going to be at a signing at the end of November in London? If she turns up because she has already cancelled a convention in Manchester.All may be revealed then. If the Lord takes her to US with him she will be bored to tiny tears because she will have absolutely zero work. Maybe she is preggers and he will marry her but I really cant see that they will be together in ten years time .

Sister Shagwell said...

Maybe she cancelled Madchester cos this Sister is only 20 mins away from causing chaos...

I'm sure if there was any scandal to be had, that a: The Sisters would've gotten wind of it and, B: It doesn't matter who you are there is always a "friend" that just has to leak it to the men and women of her Majesty's Gutter Press. And finally...if the Holy book of Sun had not published it, then it ain't gospel.

Even after all of this, I am sure that the Lord (praise be his nhame and 10")would be up for a bit of fooling around. He is a man and he will be that shallow!

Anonymous said...

Where is this picture of her looking unpregnant?

Anonymous said...

Sister I too am not far from the Manchester area we could have caused havoc together.
I dont think either of us would be spending money though on an autographed piccy of the child.

Juliet x

Anonymous said...

Oh seriously. Forget the pregnant rumours. I'm always astonished how it takes one person to say something off the cuff and it spreads like wildfire. The power of gossip is scary - fact.

Anonymous said...

Sisters the Lord was apparently a vision in brown velvet tonight. Anyone lucky enough to be there on at the GN show? Child in audience I hear . Joined at the hip still and grannie or grandpa babysitting again.
Did the Lord give us any titbits of future work plans and was the child wearing a smock or a large diamond (or both)or was it the usual smug smirk.
Wish I had been there to see the Lord in all his beauty
Juliet x

Anonymous said...

Ladies, can I just say: I was at the recording of the Graham Norton Show tonight and Georgia was in the audience. She looked unassuming and a bit shy but certainly NOT pregnant. That said, it may well be early days, too early for any physical signs to show...

Anonymous said...

Sisters, I had the dubious honor of spending two hours with Jenny Fava and the Child on Thursday at the fine London Studios on the Bank of South. Not even seeing the Lord (praise his name and ten inch) in the flesh could overcome the dourness. The Lord's jocularity could not raise her mood, little laughter, barely spoke to most of the Lord's friends, eye-rolling and snorts of derision at the Lord's admission of childhood geekery, and unmistakable sighs and signs of displeasure at the Lord's Hollywood hopes. Methinks a LA move en famille may not be the foregone conclusion the Child's fans believe it to be. No ring and flat stomach but she pulled her sleeves right over her hands when walking through the fans. Nervous habit or does she like stoking engagement rumors.

Anonymous said...

The Child was wearing the same black outfit she wore to see the Master tread the London boards. Does the Child not receive adequate pocket money with which to buy nw clothes? The Lord blessed us with a vision from the Water of Mars and expressed high hopes for the American pilot he shot last month. Stressed it was not a series yet and might never be seen but he hoped it would be huge.

Anonymous said...

I too was at the GN show and saw GM. She was very shy and not at all how i imagined her to be. She kept very close to Jenny Fava and they seemed really close which again was surprising. To be honest she didnt really seem like the bit*h we are all assuming she is. I know you are all going to hate me for saying it but she seemed very sweet...I mean i still want him to dump her so he can go out with me but i think maybe it IS just wishful thinking on our part that she is the 'she devil'. May just be a nice girl. Sorry sisters :0

Acolyte McSkinny said...

While listening to thy Lord's father's sermon a few months ago,i recall thy Father sating that he spends his birthday somewhere in Oxford..fireworks were mentioned.

Anabelle said...

Well. Conflicting reports there. What's going on then?!..
But I think it would serve everyone to remember that there are few people assuming she's a 'bitch', so I wouldn't take that as red. Secondly, there is so only so much you information you can garner from a person just by looking at them, seemed very sweet and not a bitch.. well is there usually a bitch demeanour attributed to sitting in a chair?.. My point is how can you extrapolate anything from just looking at someone? By the same token, how could you tell she wasn't nice from just looking at her?

Anabelle said...

Actually, can I just add to the last comment that I am also suspicious of these multiple sightings at the GN show. Hmm, it would appear that this place is becoming more like WDW every day. Seems perhaps the troll has found a way of squeezing though the barriers after all.

Sister Chastity said...

I agree that it does seem as if the GN audience was full of DTfans who also happen to have stumbled into our neck of the woods.

Personally I don't 'specially care whether she was there or not, but it doesnt surprise me that she didnt smile much - none of the females that the Lord *praise be his name and 10"* has consorted with seem to have been particularly cheerful most of the time. I think it must be the dour scot in him looking for a mardy bitch!

What I am interested in, is that the torso was clad in velvet as indeed the Sisters had demanded so it seems our prayers are being answered. Just one more biggy to go Lord - come on we know you want to!

PS All these trips to LALA land must be getting very tiring for the Lord. I think He should stop by the Sisterhood's gaff for a bit of R&R.

Anonymous said...

I can explain that. The Graham Norton Show producer sent out e-mails to Doctor Who fansites, which got reposted on DT fansites and on the DT Twitter, asking for Doctor Who fans to come and be part of the show and "get to ask David Tennant a question!" You had to e-mail and tell them how long you'd been a fan and what made you such a big fan and what question you wanted to ask DT. It was for a feature where the fans were quizzed by DT on their Doctor Who knowledge. The fans were seated in the front middle section, which is also the VIP section, so GM and the others were right in the middle of the fans. I don't think it's at all surprising that several audience members are on sites like this, considering everyone in that section who wasn't a VIP were from DW/DT fansites.

Anabelle said...

Yes, I am aware that the show was advertising for 'Who' fans, but despite that, my suspicions are aroused. Mainly by the familiarity of posting styles and other things... It is just incredibly con-incidental that a couple of onlookers sound incredibly similar to other posters on here..tis all... hmmm ;)

ML said...

Yes, I read about the tickets for Dr Who fans on Twitter and the forum, too!

@Anabelle: I agree with you. It can never be sound judgement to conclude somebody is a sweetheart or a bitch merely by looking at her/him.

Especially with GM where female jealousy has already settled her fate and decided what she will be to faithful female David Tennant fans: a nuisance, immature, a thorn in their flesh. She can do no good and every negative demeanour displayed by her will re-inforce that impression while every sign of friendliness, smiles and non-bitchiness will be assiduously ignored.

I seem to be taking up the cudgels for GM here. In a way, yes. But then I would do the same for anybody accusing a woman of "stealing" a beloved man, "depriving" all womankind of having the chance of romance with him. David has chosen her. Period. And I don't think anyone outside their immediate circle of family and friends can know with certainty the depth of love and commitment - or the lack thereof - resonating between the two.

Having said that, I am not sure why I come here regularly to read your blog entries, Sisters. In an unhealthy kind of way I find them fun if acrid, cruel and extremely subjective.

So fact is, I do not come here for information about David; but I rather enjoy your eloquence and the sharp scrutinising eye you turn on David's public life, Sisters, creating a world in which everything is possible and every woman has the chance of getting as close to David as she wishes; but it's a world which will most likely never be real to any one of them. ...so I suppose, I come here to always go away knowing that I have allowed the jealous woman in me BE jealous and dream of what will never be real and then go away without having caused any harm to myself or anybody else.

I dearly hope though, that no one close to David's heart reads these entries...

Good night.

Anonymous said...

Think you're being a tad over dramatic there. For starters it's a bit presumptuous to say everyone is motivated by jealousy.Some people say nasty things I don't agree with, but that's life sadly. Also rather creepy to think that this is a world where people feel closer to David. The spooky idea makes me shudder with horror. I also think it's very unlikely that anyone connected to him would scour websites to see what people we saying about them - that would be rather silly to say the least

Anonymous said...

Of course it is motivated by jealousy. No one knows the people concerned so it is based on what they want to think they are like. I do agree though the rest of that comment is creepy. You can't justify enjoying it and then say but you hope no one close to him reads it. That makes you just as bad as the rest,

Sister Chastity said...

OK enough is enough - can we agree to disagree please as this "discussion" is going nowhere.

No more comments on this issue will be published

OMFG! You have made a Sister into Jack!!! *runs away quickly to punishment room*