Sunday, 15 November 2009
The Lord of Time Victorious
Well here we are, a week on from our Lord of Time *praise be his name and teninch* bending the laws of time unto His will and in the process setting in train the series of events which will ultimately lead to His own destruction.
Many parts of the world weird T'interweb are awash with spoilers and theories, trying to second guess what Sir Russell ('The Tease')Davies may have in store for us to follow our Roast Turkey microwave dinner on the fifth and twenty of December. You will get no such premature emmanations from the Sisters. We prefer to keep our powder dry and bow to the mighty RTD's wit and wisdom. We note with joyful pleasure that the Lord of Time has seen fit to name a Galaxy after one of the Sisters and has plucked a Tudor Rose. We await with great anticipation the return of the Masterful One and some old favourites being wheeled out again in what we are sure will be a fitting send off for the Tenth (and best) Doctor.
This week we have also had the Kiddies in Need appeal with our Lord making an impassioned plea for everyone to donate. Sadly, it seems that I misunderstood what our Lord was appealing for, and was most surprised when Social Services knocked at the door. It turns out he wanted me to donate money, not my 15 year old daughter! Easy mistake to make knowing our Lord's penchant for small, skinny, blonde drama queens!
If Twitterland is to be believed, the Lord went to support his mate John in La Cage Aux Folles earlier this week. I wonder whether the Lord himself fancies taking to the boards in high heels as his next career move. Remembering Davina, I'm sure he has the legs for it - maybe he could take over from Jason am-I-gay-or-not Donovan in Priscilla Queen of the Desert?
As the Sabbath draws to a close, the Lord still has another trip to LALA land to film Rex. Casting news and bits and pieces of the possible plotlines keep emerging which seem to suggest 2 love interests for the Lord - one an ex-fiancee and one an intern who has the hots for him. The Sisters are not taking bets on which one ends up in his bed!
Just in case you were thinking we had forgotten her, the Child pops up in Merlin next Saturday and her father was just on Miranda as a randy french teacher. Puts you off switching the telly on doesn't it!
Au revoir mes amies
Posted by Sister Chastity at 21:35