Sunday 15 November 2009

The Lord of Time Victorious




Sisters

Well here we are, a week on from our Lord of Time *praise be his name and teninch* bending the laws of time unto His will and in the process setting in train the series of events which will ultimately lead to His own destruction.

Many parts of the world weird T'interweb are awash with spoilers and theories, trying to second guess what Sir Russell ('The Tease')Davies may have in store for us to follow our Roast Turkey microwave dinner on the fifth and twenty of December. You will get no such premature emmanations from the Sisters. We prefer to keep our powder dry and bow to the mighty RTD's wit and wisdom. We note with joyful pleasure that the Lord of Time has seen fit to name a Galaxy after one of the Sisters and has plucked a Tudor Rose. We await with great anticipation the return of the Masterful One and some old favourites being wheeled out again in what we are sure will be a fitting send off for the Tenth (and best) Doctor.

This week we have also had the Kiddies in Need appeal with our Lord making an impassioned plea for everyone to donate. Sadly, it seems that I misunderstood what our Lord was appealing for, and was most surprised when Social Services knocked at the door. It turns out he wanted me to donate money, not my 15 year old daughter! Easy mistake to make knowing our Lord's penchant for small, skinny, blonde drama queens!

If Twitterland is to be believed, the Lord went to support his mate John in La Cage Aux Folles earlier this week. I wonder whether the Lord himself fancies taking to the boards in high heels as his next career move. Remembering Davina, I'm sure he has the legs for it - maybe he could take over from Jason am-I-gay-or-not Donovan in Priscilla Queen of the Desert?

As the Sabbath draws to a close, the Lord still has another trip to LALA land to film Rex. Casting news and bits and pieces of the possible plotlines keep emerging which seem to suggest 2 love interests for the Lord - one an ex-fiancee and one an intern who has the hots for him. The Sisters are not taking bets on which one ends up in his bed!

Just in case you were thinking we had forgotten her, the Child pops up in Merlin next Saturday and her father was just on Miranda as a randy french teacher. Puts you off switching the telly on doesn't it!

Au revoir mes amies

Tennant x

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

I will totally be watching, hehe. I have just joined twitter and have discovered this blog. Very funny stuff. Come follow me i'm MrsDMcDonald. Look forward to more, L

Anonymous said...

Great blog as always. I love this place and being able to voice an honest opinion. The lord looked devine on children in need. Surely he will be on his way to LA this weekend and what about Burke and Hare? still not confirmed? Has the Lord changed his mind about it I wonder.
Juliet x

Anonymous said...

Have the sisters seen the tweet from one of the child,s friends saying about how wonderful she is and no wonder he is in love with her? lots of gushy tweets from this lady boosting up her mate every so often- Just about sums up how ridiculous this relationship is to me when her mate puts his feelings for the child in a tweet. No name but its to let everyone know who.
Juliet x

Sister Chastity said...

Well we know that the Lord doesnt like *close friends of the couple* talking to the paps at her maj's Gutter Press about his relationships. So she has to get the gloating out somewhere. I guess its safe on Twitter as the Lord does not deign to use it!

Maybe someone should alert Him to her friend's indiscretion....

Anonymous said...

She can stay all innocent and sweet whilst friends make sure everyone knows the story. Quite disgusting that a friend can put his feelings on the net(again whilst he is poss out of the country). Mind you hanging around with a bunch of C list youngsters is why this happens .Did anyone spot her in audience on GN putting her little hands up to her face and giggling (of course when she knew she was in shot). This is all so beneath him. What happened to the David who dated the much more suitable Ann Marie or even Soph.
Juliet

Anonymous said...

Oh shut up all of you! Many if not all of you write horrible things about his private life so don't you dare preech about that when this person in question actually knows them. She was standing up for her friend as many of the people who follow her are David fans and are only following her in order to get a sneak peak into his world. Pathetic all of you. You just can't stand that GM makes him happy and that she ia actually not done anything wrong. Grow up all of you, you just don't get it do you? You all mean nothing to him.

Sister Shagwell said...

Oooo, fingers on lips Sisters and Acolytes. Angry of World Wide Weirdness is amonst us.

I am at a loss of what to say. We mean nothing to the Lord?!? Sacre flippin' bleurghhh. If this Sister meant nothing to him why has he just named a galaxy after me? And, in a previous life, he called me a scary lady. Why does Sister C have a original and signed photograph from the Lord dedicated to the Sisters??? During a visit to Shakeyland the Lord did bestow a wink toward the Sisters. If we meant nothing to him he would not respond.

However, I do feel sad for the Genetically Modified one. David has many fans who actually admire his acting abilities and "other" attributes. Sadly the youngster possesses nothing than the dodgy DNA of her limelight seeking father. Neither of which are competent in the acting department as Mr David Tennant. That is a fact.

Now in answer to your rant anon - growing old is compulsory; Growing up is optional. Go and waste column inches elsewhere.

Mel said...

OK, I feel I must say something. I've not posted here before but certain things have wound me up. I do look on here now and again, I find some things posted here nasty and unpleasant and do not agree with them but on this issue, I do have an opinion.
Anon- you would either have to be a few tits short of an udder or nine years old to think that the afore-mentioned tweet was in any way kind, lovely, sweet, thoughtful etc. Although, by the sounds of your ranting, you could be a little from column A and a little from column B. The 'twitter' was actually ridiculous, completely bizarre and downright bloody weird. Yes, we should all stick up for our friends and compliment them but doing it in the form of a random tweet just to stir up attention from critics and jealous fans is embarrassingly crude. Surely that cheapens the sentiment rather a lot? Worst of all, using her relationship to presumably stick two fingers up to those who are envious or unkind is not only juvenile but downright cringe-worthy and rather disrespectful. He is a grown man who actively avoids attention surrounding his private life and doesn't deserve his relationship to be used as ammunition in a tweet for God's sake. She can gush all she wants about her friends in her tweets, aimed at Christ knows who, but when it comes to dragging other notoriously private individuals feelings into it to be used as a pawn in an incredibly childish game is rather shocking to me. What she was trying to achieve, I don't know, but one thing she has done is successfully make herself look very foolish. Honestly..It's like High School behaviour. I would be mortified if a friend of mine did that, but then again, I am fiercely private.. as for the people in question, who knows. I would also find it slightly odd if it is in fact that the case that she has been seeking out what people have said about GM on the web. Why would anyone in the public eye do such a thing or even care what a bunch of random strangers think of them on strange sites. Seriously, you would surely not even touch such parts of the web?... Well, I wouldn't.

Anonymous said...

This is like the Facebook nonsense all over again. GM and/or her friends should really stop getting involved in this silliness.

Natalie said...

It is entirely possible that the person who is saying those things might not even be a friend of GM in the first place? I know that might be difficult to believe, but people do make stuff up. She might not even know her.

I've had a look myself for the aformentioned tweets about GM and DT, and I can't find them.

Sister Chastity said...

The tweeter in question was in Spooks junior with the Child. Make of that what you will....

Anonymous said...

Found them! Of course he is in love with her, we all know that. If he wasn't after over a year then that would be ridiculous. Her posting that is hardly a revelation into the intimate life of dt, calm down people!

Katherine said...

Oh give it a bloody rest. You are completely cracked in the head if you think that to twitter something like that is not inane, childish, embarrassing and a clear desperate grab for attention. The fact remains it is private.. whether it is anything revelatory or not is neither here nor there. It was not done as a kind gesture to a friend.. it was making a public point to stir up random strangers on the internet. If you can't see how utterly pathetic, juvenile and tacky that is, then you are an idiot...possibly the same idiot that makes it their business to show very disconcerting attention towards every detail of his life and relationships. That friend of hers used that tweet as a way of making a point to people which was ridiculous. It is NOT her place to do it. However innocuous a statement may be..it was still utterly incongruous and very tragic of her to do so. He is very private about all aspects of his life and a passive aggressive comment like that is not only disrespectful to him but a desperately sad way of grabbing attention. She made herself look like a complete bloody idiot. Any one with an ounce of dignity or class would not lower themselves to even read what people say bout them on gossip/network sites on the web and would certainly not post childish tweets in reaction. It's embarrassingly ridiculous and in love with someone or not.. it is not that stupid woman's place to allude to it at all.

Acolyte McSkinny said...

Praise be to the Sisterhood!
The 'mad brigade'must be on the prowl again...or they're a flavour sachet short of a Pot Noodle...I needed a sick bucket after reading the Child's friends rant on Twitter.She could keep her gushing drivel to herself!
There,said it..rant over!

Natalie said...

Having found the tweet, I got the impression that the person may be exagerrating about her friendship with GM. She may have worked with her but it doesn't automatically mean they are friends. I don't think you can blame GM in this one. Any friend of GM's would not post like that, they would respect her and David's privacy, so I think you should give GM some slack in this instance.

It's not exactly her fault if someone who worked with her is saying stuff like that. She has no control over it and probably has no clue herself about that, so it is unfair to blame her. It's the person who worked with her who is at fault here for not respecting her 'friend's' if she really is a close friend of GM, privacy.

Anonymous said...

The friend who did the tweet gushes with alarming regularity about GM and her beauty kindness, great mother etc ... in one of her earlier tweets she mentioned attending Sandra D's wedding so I suspect she is a friend and I am afraid I also suspect GM is aware of it just as she is aware of her father's stupid bragging about the relationship. It is through them that we know of it as a relationship not through DT. However much as I adore DT I think he by now should realise that these people have no class. Is DT away in US? If so funny to me the facebook incident was also when he was away.
On another note Sandra is in the papers today claiming she doesnt take hols because she is so busy with her drama school and grandson. GM managed to get away though.
Juliet

Acolyte McSkinny said...

The Twitter is a friend...GM still posts on FB and they (spooks code-9 cast)do do reunions.

Anonymous said...

ok so i have now read these posts and when did everyone jump to the conclusion that she is talking about david? We really dont know thats the case!

Anonymous said...

May I ask who is tweeting this shite? I can't seem to find it. I wanted to check this thing out for myself.

DT has always maintained privacy when it comes to relationships, and this doesn't look good, even if it is a friend of GM's. If anything, she should of put a stop to it. And that her father has to drop DT's name everywhere... that in itself would of made me run for the hills.

Thanks in advance to anyone who can point me in the right direction of these terrible tweets...

Sallee

Anonymous said...

If this girl really did say this to get a reaction ( IMO like previous poster it's not obvious she is refering to David) then why don't we all stop giving it one. Lets move on shall we? Caitlin ps. I really agree that Georgia isn't to blame for anyones comments aside from her own.

Sister Chastity said...

Sallee

The tweets in question are from someone who was in Spooks Code 9 with the Child. Her twitter moniker is not her name. I am sure you can find her with the aid of the Spooks cast list!

Sister C

Katherine said...

Oh come on. Of course she did it to get a reaction, why else would it be posted on bloody twitter of all places for everyone to see except the person it is supposedly aimed at.
And it's rather obvious she was referring to DT, if not then she would at least know that is what people would assume.

jessie taylor said...

to that anonymous who said the sisters don,t mean nothing to the lord, blessed be his name and ten..just shut up and p,off back to the vile site w.d.w and take yor nasty words and vile mouth with it..how bloody well bare you say that about the sisters, who the hell do you think you are.save your opion for the vile sites you go on,, the child is useing (the lord blessed be his name and ten) for fame and a meal ticket..and if you can,t handle that well do one, cos folk like you cannot handle the truth so just shut up..i like this site cos it makes me laugh with the sisters sence of homour.the relationship the lord as with that trollp is ridiculous and every one knows that its stupid and i wish he would dump the child cos he can do better...he be better of with sister shagwell and sister chastiy cos they are more better then you and that thing hes with...the sisters rock...jessie..xxx

jessie taylor said...

dear sisters i have a blog too. my blog is queen and top gear rock quiet right to..jessie,x

Anonymous said...

Anon
If you search twitter with GM's name the tweet will show. Its the latest in regular over the top tweets about how amazing beautiful etc GM is. sickly sweet c..p.
Of course she means DT the child would not risk this relationship by cheating on the Lord
Juliet x

Anonymous said...

Juliet, which paper was Sandra in?

Sister Shagwell said...

Acolyte Jessie

You have this Sisters approval for such a good taste in blog content. Indeed the Mighty 3 and the Kings of Rock. Should Capt SLow require a new career direction I am sure that Dr May would interview the good Capt for the position of harpsichord player.

Anonymous said...

Not sure if I sent my prev post correctly . Sandra article was in express. They do articles of fave things ie holidays, exercise etc
Juliet x

jessie taylor said...

dear sister shagwell. thankies for your appovel about my blog, indeed mighty 3, kings of rock, and the sisters ,do truely rock..jessie..x

Anonymous said...

Another great entry (tho couldn't post on other page). Thanks. There is someone on twitter being horrible to a fellow twit i thought the sisters should be alerted. Take care and keep up the good work, Lizzie (MrsDMcDonald)