Sunday, 4 April 2010

Happy Easter to all our followers







Dear Sisters

And so as we exit Lent with an uplifted heart and our souls cleansed, ready for another year of perving the Lord *praise be his name and teninch*, the Lord himself has furnished us with a glimpse of the future.

Some pics of the filming of Single Father in his native Glasgow have been decorating the T'interweb this week and they gladden the Sisters' hearts to see the Lord clad in leather and denim and rolling in the hay with yet another blonde!

There are whispers of concern that the Lord is looking thin(ner) than usual and a little gaunt around the eyes. The picture taken at a recent event with the Child and mother-in-law has caused many fangirls to send food parcels to North London. I want to reassure all the Lord's followers that all is well and it is simply that the Lord has given up eating for Lent. Once he tucks into the deep fried pizzas and Cadbury's creme eggs that his fellow scots enjoy so much he will soon look his usual svelte self.

I regret to say that I will be going into seclusion for part of this week. I must make a visit to the Mother Superior in the wilds of the flatlands of Suffolk for a few days of contemplation and redemption.

I promise to return re-invigorated and ready to once more take up the mantle of serving our Lord David Tennant *praise be his name and ten-inch* to the best of my ability and to unceasingly and without complaint piss off the kiddies on Who's Dating Who!

Lord Teninch Bless you all

Tennant x

61 comments:

Merlin07 said...

be praised go with Tennich

aquarius2282 said...

apologies but what event? *clueless*

Sister Chastity said...

Aquarius, the Lord was invited/paraded/helped out at an event held at Ms Dickinson's drama school. The overnight sleeper from Glasgow to Euston station did not improve his appearance methinks!

aquarius2282 said...

ah thanks! you are indeed correct Sister. the things our Lord does for the child :D

Sister Shagwell said...

Sister, may I suggest that you contemplate the Lord's manly chest and his "other" attribute???

Bless you.

Anonymous said...

Did anyone watch the other Child's debut as Eleven?
What IS it with kids, playing out of their league? He'll be ok, but he's not fantastic. I believe the stories will have the Moffatt sheen about them, allowing actors of sufficient ability to perform them well. But an actor of genius could make the words fly out into far galaxies........Now I'm sad again.
Betwixt scullery duties and Matins, I'm doing as Sister Shagwell directs: prostrating myself in adoration before plentiful graven images of the Real Time Lord/Man.
Oh My God.
Acolyte Agatha, Paisley-on-Sea

Anonymous said...

If only the new doc would get a summons from the child's daddy to one of his family dinners. It may then be realised that the child would be better with someone in her own age group especially since the clan seem so desperate to connect themselves to all that is dr who
I do realise that he is maybe not quite famous enough for the child as yet, or as rich or achingly beautiful as the Lord (there will never be another)
Juliet

Sophie said...

Recently some rather nasty comments about the Sisters appeared on WDW and were very quickly removed....seems like a moderator on that site is a fan of SOP.

Novice Hame said...

Oh, the child's daddy has already snared babyDoc for dinners, and made sure the world knows all about his new friend. Famew***e? Never!

Anonymous said...

I don't understand why, if they're so in love, he looks miserable or haggard whenever he's around her, but looks so much happier and carefree when they're apart. Compare the pic above with the recent ones from NY or the Single Father ones. He looks positively delirious in all the pics from his LA trip last summer. The only time I've seen him smiling around her he looked drunk of his ass and was holding hands with another man.

Jamie Holmes said...

A moderator who is a fan of SOP.... or perhaps the sisters or at least one of them is a moderator on that site. Of course, I don't expect this comment to be posted....at least not if it's true.

Sister Chastity said...

Oh ye of little faith Jamie Holmes!
Can't speak for the WDW moderators but I CAN speak for the Sisters - we wouldn't be mods on that site even if the Lord himself begged us!

jessie taylor said...

hehehe is right sisterchastity..the sisters rule..jessie

Anonymous said...

Novice Hame, can you direct me to the place where the Father spakst so of the NuBabyWhoChild and plied him with invitation? I feel a need to Hissssssssss.
Acolyle Agatha, Paisley-on-Sea

Anonymous said...

Novice Hame I am not even shocked by PD inviting the new doc for a meal - yuk. Goodness knows why the Lord seems to enjoy his (and the rest of them) company so much. Apparently the Lord and PD are both voting labour. Maybe they will go as a family to vote on the day. Its all very icky.
Anon is correct he always looks stressed with the child

Acolyte McSkinny said...

As the saying goes..'there's no show without Punch'...seems a few of the Childs' friends vote for the Blue corner

Novice Hame said...

I need to make a correction, Acolyte Agatha. Google informs me my memory is slightly faulty and it was actually BabyDoc who shared the news of the daddyfive's most generous lunch invitation (with the studio audience on Wossy's show, not sure if it was in the aired version).

Sister Shagwell said...

If the Toddler had any sense he would not go and visit granny in the woods - then again he could and maybe the child would be thrust before him.

What day are you going Matty, lad?

Anonymous said...

All this silence. All the media attention being focused elsewhere. Makes me feel we're at the beginning of the rest of our lives as David fans. Kept in the dark. Seeing only the rarest of occasional glimmers of light and news and joy. AND I DON'T LIKE IT!! **gulp* Sorry, I'm so sorry. I'll do a spin in solitary, I mean spend a week or so over the road with the Carmelites - hardly ever speaking, no tv, no broadband, lots of plain food, up at all hours for chapel, getting asthma from all that incense - to make amends for shouting so intemperately, but OH! I do miss him ##sobs## I think - only think, mind - that I'd rather read of a sighting of Our Blessed David with the Child than to spend weeks, maybe months, reading nothing of him at all.
Acolyte Agatha, Paisley-on-Sea pending temp. relocation to the Convent of the Skull, Isle of Mull.

Anonymous said...

I, too, have suffered mightily at the silence! Does the Lord have his nose so to the grindstone that he doth not come up for air, or drink, or casual night out whilst he labors in fair Glasgow? Is there no one with a camera there? How I long for some news...any news...ANY news. Acolyte Bobbi of the Lone Star

Anonymous said...

Oh No Acolyte Agatha no pics with the child please. Even the Lord's pics are spoiled when photographed with the smirking small one.
Ah I remember the days BC (before child) when the Lord looked relaxed happy and like he was having fun.
To brighten your day take a look at twitter, some little scoundrals have broken the security to get near the Lord on location. There is a pic of him mercifully alone (although poss texting the smug one). Did try and copy link for you all but at present seem unable to get onto twitter.
Keep the faith sisters

Juliet

Anonymous said...

Me again!
I am mightily shocked that the Lord hasnt been out and about a little in his own land. I would have thought some catching up with his REAL family (yes folks he does have one) and old friends would have been on the cards.
Juliet x

Acolyte McSkinny said...

A Tweetie bird mentioned she's going to be an extra on out Lord's new drama for mother Beeb...filimg on Saturday..with the Lord rejoice in his birthday this side of the Border?...or will he jaunt once again to the loving *blech* arms of his luvvie Child and her luvvie family?...*shudders at the thought*

Anonymous said...

Halleluijah! we are saved! I perve with lust and wantoness (may the lord spank me until i am reduced to a twittering mess)I have spent a week worshiping the 40 inch altar of our lord on re-runs of DW, all video diaries and behind the scenes whilst off sick with Laringitis, and indulging myself with all things t'internetweb has to offer, and now praise be! so more to devour!
Praise be the tennich
Becksey

Anonymous said...

Anyone heard this week's Oodcast? They had a guest in who worked for the BBC. Very interesting story. He posted a pic of DT, CT and GM in the Radio 2 studio (from when they stood in for Wossy) on Twitter, and an hour later got a call from his boss balling him out demanding he remove it. Apparently GM tracks what's posted about him online, and was scanning Twitter for mentions of him constantly from her iphone while they were in the studio, saw it, got really upset, and told DT about it and got him raise a fuss, and the guy got into big trouble. Is it me or is that weird? Does GM really have nothing better to do than stalk the internet to see what people are saying about her and her boyfriend? I've always thought the defensive posts on WDW and elsewhere (like her friend tweeting about how much he wuvs her) and all the Facebook 'leaks' were no accident.

Poor DT first she makes him say those anti-internet things in DWM ("my loved ones don't complain" my arse), now she makes him pull a diva act and get some poor grunt worker in trouble over one blurry photo? Hello if you don't want to be seen together don't follow your boyfriend around at work. I still don't understand why, if they're together and it's all great, they are so obsessive about hiding and not being seen together. Not the act of a happy committed couple IMO. Shame, he has such a great attitude to the press and internet, he does not care what is said about him, very mature and intelligent man, she should learn from him.

Anonymous said...

Hang on a minute. Is this what was exactly said on the oodcast? Did they give that reason for why the photo was removed, due to her wishes?

Acolyte McSkinny said...

A very immature act IMO...Now...someone who was older wouldn't act this way.
Maybe 'love' has blinded him!
The kiddies will love this!

Cindy said...

I wish I had that much free time on my hands, if that is true. It would also explain why she isn't acting in anything if she spends her free time on google.

I wonder how she feels about all of the naughty things that are said about him on Twitter/Facebook/etc?

She could use her powers for good and send a donation my way for Headway Essex in his name for his birthday. That would be nice. The fundraiser ends on Our Lord's day of birth and the goal is within reach. If any of the Sisters and Acolytes would like to donate, it would be most appreciated.

http://www.justgiving.com/dt-bday-drive

I hope Our Lord has a pleasant and delightful birthday, wherever he spends it. :)

Anonymous said...

Her being an extra on his show is pathetic isnt it? Also if she sits with him whilst he records a radio show. In fac t the whole set up is odd. Our Lord surely isnt so completely smitten that he has lost the plot and lets her manipulate him so much. She probably pretends she doesnt want the limelight so he doesnt think she is after his fame

Anonymous said...

I've always had the idea that if a couple, famous or not, keep a low or relatively low profile about their relationship, it does make a an eventual break-up easier/less messy, as it's less likely that relatives/the media can say/allege much that is 'known for a fact' about the relationship......? Just a thought. A sort of forward planning. Not everyone parades a love interest in public like a trophy, think on. Doesn't mean any lack of respect or affection, as I'd assume real friends and rellies are in the know.
If that story about GM and her photo sensitivity is factual, ewww, frankly. Where's the sense of perspective? Girl needs a job.
Acolyte Agatha, Paisley-on-Sea

Acolyte McSkinny said...

Cindy,I don't think the Child has much work coming in to keep her off t'interweb...poor thing!

Sister Chastity said...

Acolytes

I have personally verified this tale of woe and can confirm its credibility.I think Geoff should be inducted into the Sisterhood for services to Pervitude. If all the Child can do is sit around and watch the Lord work while searching Twitter for mentions of him it is a very sorry state of affairs indeed.

Anonymous said...

Does this guy work still work for the BBC though? Won't he get in further trouble for saying this?

Anonymous said...

The guy's friend who worked at BBC Radio snapped it off the studio webcam and sent it to him. The webcam was on but wasn't being streamed to the public at that moment, so the webcam was only viewable inside the BBC, and the BBC freaked because they thought someone from outside had managed to hack into the BBC computers which would obviously be a major security problem. The guy who tweeted it didn't know that. GM was the one who saw it on Twitter (like, a minute after it was tweeted) freaked out and told DT, and kicked off whole fuss. It caused a lot of trouble but the BBC were fine once they realised it was an innocent mistake and they hadn't been hacked, however GM was really pissed off according to the producer of the radio show.

Anonymous said...

[Of course, to be fair, Sisters, Acolytes and all devotees of the Glorious Ten Inch, if we had the merest sniff of a chance to sit around and watch our Dear Lord at work, we would cast off the impedimenta of skirts, wimples, veils and those tricky ropes of beads and be in like Flynn, would we not? Just to glimpse from behind soundproofed glass those lips opening and closing in a conversation I could not hear would render me speechless for weeks. I knowst that Our Lord David doth not desire to flaunt his magnificence always, but the lineaments of that Man/Deity are of a kind that invite unending marvel, yea verily. [Plus, he's just a bit of a tease sometimes, I'd guess!]
Acolyte Agatha, Paisley-on-Sea

Sister Chastity said...

Indeed you are correct Acolyte Agatha and the sisters have indeed been priviledged to spend several hours in Shakeyland watching the Lord at work. What we wouldnt do however, is sit there like a bored teenager and play on the T'interweb!

Anonymous said...

Really girls come ON! You will believe anything won't you?! We spend all our days on the tinterweb so we are hardly ones to talk but seriously as if this deluded bloke on some sad website would have info like that he would tell the Sun not oodcast. Come on we are more sensible than that surely? Praise be his name...and mane. Carry x

Anonymous said...

LOL? She threw her toys out the pram. You kinda can't help but feel sorry for David he's becoming her bitch.

She must have too much spare time on her hands if she has to search his name. Even massive fans of him don't even do that. What a loser.

baevers said...

Sisters, I humbly beg your pardon, but I am confused. Did I read a previous comment correctly? Is the Child to be an extra on our Lord's show? Please say that is a misunderstanding.

Also, I must comment, that keeping a relationship low profile, staying out of the media, and off the T'interweb is perfectly understandable. I, for one, certainly appreciate not having to endure the Child's smirking countenance very often. However, when attending a public function together, and knowing that you will be photographed, it seems very strange that they would make such a point to remain so far apart from each other. Very strange, indeed.

And the poor staffer, victim of the cruel, smirking Child! It is beyond appalling. Someone needs to rip off the blinders that are covering our Lord's eyes, so that he may truly behold what is before him. A very sad state of affairs, indeed.

Amy said...

I don't think there's a particular obsession with not being seen or photographed together. She hasn't looked that concerned about pap photos in the past. I can't see how that would be a motivation in that radio studio photograph anyway. It was just a webcam picture, of three people in a studio, which they admitted wasn't conclusively her anyway. It's not as if there was anything personal or private about the photo, or even revelatory.
I can understand why the BBC were concerned, as they knew that the webcams were not on and it was a security issue. The reason for her indignation.. I really don't know. And as for why she is twitter searching her boyfriend, I really haven't got a clue. That is pretty strange I must say.

Anita said...

GM's website is all about her one -at best- mediocre role doing a mediorce job on an episode of DW

And now she's doing the (former) star of the show and SHE gets all snitty because people run pictures of them together...? Hey thats the way she's presenting her 'career' to the world.

Seems to me she needs to get her head around the fact she has written, cast and is now starring in this 'role'.

For better or worse the girl has nobody to blame for the negative press but herself.

baevers said...

Perhaps our Lord needs to start thinking like most grown ups and plan ahead. When he takes the Child to work, he should be sure to bring along the coloring book and crayons so that she has something contstructive to do, rather than causing trouble.

Natalie said...

Where is this tweet about the child being an extra on single father on Saturday? I'm interested where this has come from. Can anyone give me a link please?

Natalie said...

Oh, I think I might have misread a few of the comments on here. I thought someone was saying GM was going to be an extra on single father, but you are referring to the twitter called OhHeyWheatkey, right who will be an extra on Saturday? Unless someone else has seen something that I haven't been able to trace? Would appreciate confirmation, thanks :)

Keep up the great blog!

Anonymous said...

The child needs a job and the Lord needs to date an adult. Sitting with him whilst he works is ridiculous and sitting looking on her i phone is even more ridiculous. I listened to her gally interviews after the 'fans' raved about her sweetness etc. She is bland bland bland. Said she ran from acting for years and years (what??) Her voice alone would make anyone want to smack her.
Getting that bloke into trouble showed she aint so sweet. I bet she loved her pic being tweeted anyway

anita said...

Seriously? GM She said she ran from acting for years AND years?
It boggles the mind... Exactly how fast can an fetus run from anything?!

Cindy said...

It's kind of silly for anyone to get in a dither about it, b/c it wasn't like people didn't know HE was actually at the BBC at the time doing the radio show. That was public knowledge. Wossy tweeted that DT and CT were doing his show.

I mean I can understand the BBC freaking out about a security leak, but why should she care someone took a picture of him? It isn't the first or the last time that the pap or a fan is going to get him in front of the camera.

Thanks to any of the Sisters and Acolytes and fans of the above and our Lord who helped raise above and beyond the goal for Headway Essex. I am sure our Lord will be pleased to hear about the money raised in his name for a such good cause.

Anonymous said...

It's Sunday morning where I am, yea verily, Our Lord David's 39th birthday! All hale him and His Glorious Ten Inch. May he grow in wisdom and fortune and remain the lovely man he is for ever!
Acolyte Agatha, Paisley-on-Sea

Anonymous said...

So the Lord was filming in Glasgow all day Saturday, and likely again on Monday, not time to return to London. I noticed the Child has been crayoning on the book of face this morning. Did she not make the long trek north? Hope our dear Lord (praise his name and ten-inch) is enjoying a most wondrous and joyful birthday celebration whereever whatever and with whomever he is doing it with.

Acolyte mcSkinny said...

The Child has her FB hidden from prying eyes...how did one see her crayoning doodle?
Our lord is spending his birthday in Scotland/Paisley.

Natalie said...

So anon, where was the child crayoning on facebook then?

Carey said...

And how do you know that she was crayoning on facebook this morning? Her account is locked. And if you did see her crayoning on it this morning, where is it? Are you going to direct us to it? If true, she may have been crayoning but that doesnt mean she isnt up there. Im sure the lords family is rich enough to own computers!

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday to the beautiful Lord and many more of them. Hopefully he is having a fab birthday with his lovely(Scots ) family.
Juliet x

animoscrypt said...

I miss seeing the Lord at work.
I also miss the way he used to keep his private life private.

If he wants to support and promote the House Of D perhaps he should give up acting an take up career management because it would look to me like he's gone from being supportive to just support.

sadsadsadsad

Anonymous said...

The child resorts to the book of face when the lord is out of town(judging by past posts on this blog not that I know) . Seems possible that she is in the South and hopefully the Lord is up north without her. Do we think it at all possible that she may be actually looking after her child herself without the help of her mummy and daddy and ex boyfriend??? Who is doing the school run with the Lord out of town.

Anonymous said...

On Facebook even if you have your profile set to the highest privacy level possible, some things cannot be made private, like the profile pic and what pages you are a fan of. Those things are always public there is no option to make them private currently. Late Saturday night I looked at Steven Moffat's fan page in order to add myself as a fan, and GM was one of the people who had joined that page as a fan. On Sunday afternoon I looked at her profile and Steven Moffat was no longer listed in her 'fan of' section meaning at some point that morning she'd visited his fan page and clicked the button to stop being a fan.

Natalie said...

So anonymous, you didn't really know if the child was scribbling on Facebook then? You were just assuming that based on the past? And the child could be using her phone to scribble on there. she could've got the app on there.

Novice Hame said...

She was on Steven Moffat's FB page on Sunday morning.

Anonymous said...

need to clear this up. I am the anon who said I didnt know if the child was scribbling on fb but usually was known to when the lord was out of town. I am not the anon who posted she was scribbling. Maybe she was sat with the lord scribbling or was spending her day on the web . obviously she is keeping in withe in crowd whatever

Natalie said...

Novice Hame, how come I can't find this post then?

Anonymous said...

Natalie, she was DELETING her membership of that fan page, not posting on it. Look at her profile, it's no longer listed, and it was on Saturday night.