Tuesday 31 August 2010

The Lord walketh upon a carpeting of red



Sisters, Acolytes and Followers


As you all have discovered, our Lord *praise be his name and Ten-inch* did step out amongst the luvvies of Hollyweird at a little annual shindig called the Emmy's on Sunday eve.


Many fangirls were heard to utter a little *sigh* when seeing the Lord all clad in Gothic black with those pointy boots upon his size 11s. Discerning fangirls also muttered quietly about the lack of suitable seamstress in the locale of The Angels who could have taken a few centimetres from the sleeve and the trouser legs. Maybe we can forgive the tailoring - it must be difficult to concentrate when measuring the Lord's inside leg.


The moving images of the Lord wending his way along said carpet of red doth show that he is still a little uncertain of the american way of doing things. Whilst other males and females of the species, many clad in gaudy attire of reds, blues and silver did sway and swagger along, posing for the many watchers of such preening to capture their image in full High Definition megapixels, the Lord seemed more thoughtful and somewhat shy even. I wonder whether he felt himself to be a "bit of a fraud" having yet to land a success on the other side of the Pond. Your time will be upon us soon Oh Lord. Indeed, Single Father is already being heralded as a potential BAFTA winner next year and it has yet to be perused by the eyes of the great and the good let alone fed to the great unwashed of our shores!


So in closing, I give thanks  to our Lord for braving the awfulness that is an award ceremony and for giving us yet more gorgeous visions to adorn laptops, smartphones and other *ahem* paraphenalia. I believe there may be more to come (no pun intended) if the tweets from the wilds of New Mexico are to be believed!


Tennant x

25 comments:

Acolyte McSkinny said...

Lovely slender legs...Our Lord did appear to be out of sorts..poor wee lamb!
Hollyweird a bit bewildering?

Anonymous said...

phwoar!

Anonymous said...

HotHotHot!
It pleaseth me mightily that our Object of Reverence is so very worthy of being so. Such a good looking, self-effacing man. So deserving of the finest and best in everything. Gazing at those piccies, I entertain high hopes Our Dear One [all hale the Lord and glorious teninch] will display before long a renewed crop of charming freckles upon his face. When he will be pictured thus, I'll be a gonna all over again. Btw, is it confirmed that he disports himself alone whilst in NM, or does the Child accompany him? [A Glorious Lord is deserving of an acolyte, as sacred texts do say, but I do believe I'd do it better.]
Acolyte Agatha, Paisley-on-Sea

Acolyte Martha said...

I don't think the Child has visited him Stateside. Someone on the WDW board claimed she was sighted in Vegas, but there were several Vegas sightings that contradicted it. No sightings from either LA or NM

The descriptions of his character in Fright Night are dee-licious.

amberleigh said...

Spotted first pix of Our Lord in "Fright Night":


http://www.collider.com/2010/09/01/fright-night-movie-image-david-tennant-peter-vincent/#more-46875

One of the many articles posting this pic said he looked like he was channeling Criss Angel & Jack Sparrow...er,...CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow.

I think he looks more like his Russell Brand doppelganger from Nan's Christmas Carol.

He IS dreamy, though....*sigh*...

I have to spend some private time now....

Sister Shagwell said...

I think I need to confine myself once more... Such visions have brought on a severe episode of inpure thoughts of our Lord and his beloved 10"

Acolyte Martha said...

Reports from the FN set are that DT is "very friendly and pleasant and super happy all the time." He must be flying solo in NM then!

Acolyte McSkinny said...

Tiny tot news doing the rounds again..

Anonymous said...

WhatWhat?

You mean...?
News as in speculation or...?

Acolyte Agatha, Paisley-on-Sea

Sister Chastity said...

OKayyyy. Rule 1: no more patter of tiny feet talk until it is confirmed in the Holy Book of Sun at which point the Sisters will have their say. #thatisall

Anonymous said...

Sorry, Sister C! I beg pardon and will show repentance by taking time to catalogue my FN pics of the Beloved Lord's most blessed manly hairy chest.
Acolyte Agatha, Paisley-on-Sea

Sister Chastity said...

Acolytes, I may have spoken too sharply and did not mean to chastise any followers. Simply, let's leave the babytalk to the kiddies for now. We will concentrate on the gorgeousness that is the Lord of Time. I will post the new FN and Single Father pics shortly!

Anonymous said...

Personally I find I'm currently physically incapable of saying anything that doesn't have the words "leather clad" and "eyeliner" in it. Or "little furry treasure trail on a pale slender belly."

Sister Shagwell said...

mine eyes have fallen upon tight leather... my thoughts are probably illegal. If this is hell on earth, can I stay????

Acolyte McSkinny said...

My fingers would gladly 'walk the treasure Trail'

Anonymous said...

Lace-up leather trews too.
Soo provocative!
I might never recover from these FN pics.
No penance could ever be enow.
::crash::
[How far has he travelled from Ten's chaste, long floaty coat!
Ha! :) ]
Acolyte Agatha, Paisley-on-Sea

Anonymous said...

Alas, the wringing of hands and the gnashing of teeth seems to persist as THE rumor continues to live. I feel I must comment, although indirectly. It seems to me that knowing his family background and the way he treats people in general, I believe that if twas true, he'd have married her the second he knew and publicly said he'd married her. Perhaps this is naive of me, and of course, I don't know him, but I just don't think he'd let her go long (certainly not long enough to look preggy.) God, I hope not, anyway.

Acolyte Bobbi from The Lone Star

Acolyte McSkinny said...

Me thinks our Lord is 'holed' up for the duration of his time in Albaquerky...no tittle-tattle or visions to behold,other than our Lord will be speaking with an English accent in 'Fright Night'.
The Holy Book of Sun and Daily Fail with all their reporters,fail to keep us entertained.

Anonymous said...

May I hope there will be Sisters and Acolytes present at the revelation of the Lord [all hale his glory and teninch] as 'Single Father' in the sacred space of the BAFTAs auditorium? I have prayed for The Dear One to manifest himself there, despite being said to be immured still in some desert fastness of the New World.
Acolyte Agatha, Paisley-on-Sea

Acolyte Martha said...

I am amongst those to be blessed by the sight of the Lord on Bafta's bigscreen. Will be happy to post once I regain consciousness and coherance.

Acolyte Martha said...

Oh, Sisters, the screening was a joy of lust and tears alike. I am shallow enough that DT's heartbroken acting was not enough to distract me from his sheer gorgeous horniness. (btw looks to be some nekkedness coming up!!) The host of the Q&A confirmed he is still in the USA. No child sightings, well it is a very mature drama and would not want her to have to be carried out mid-tantrum after witnessing the Lord snogging two beautiful, talented actresses. Now I think a change of pants is needed.

Anonymous said...

I am very jealous Acolyte Martha. Glad you enjoyed the screening. I cannot wait to see the Lord in this . Thank you for the update
Juliet x

Anonymous said...

From what I've read elsewhere on the 'net, the Lord's incarnation as Single Father will be utterly bloomer-combustible, yea verily. The deity's genius will be clear for all to see. BAFTAs will call his most revered name in ringing tones. I can see it all!!

Can't wait!
Acolyte Agatha, Paisley-on-Sea

Babe on Wheels said...

I can't WAIT for Single Father, but who else had combusted bloomers over the thought of him being sewn into those leather trousers for Fright Night?!!

Pass the spatula! :)

Acolyte McSkinny said...

So nice to see Sophia on tv again...talent and class rolled into one!