Sisters and Acolytes
I am sure that it cannot have escaped your notice that today marks the first day of the press junket which surrounds the appearance of the Waters of Mars on the 40" altar on 15 November 2009 at 7pm.
So it was that it came to pass that the Lord did appear to the world on the 40" Altar clad this very morn in a suit of finest grey stripes . He was free of stubble and looked fresh faced and relaxed in a room awash with floral tributes. He did speaketh to Penny of the Smiths and she did giggle and swoon like a wee girlie as properly befits a fangirl. He steadfastly remained tightlipped about the moment when he will ascend into the Heavens and be replaced by the Matty the Toddler - a time of mourning for the Sisters and a boom for Kleenex.
After taking his leave from the overcome Penny, He went from that place unto the screening of the Waters of Mars for the journos of her Majesties Gutter Press and TV where He deigned to speaketh to Colin (Mr Entertainment) Patterson from Aunty's little 5Live radio channel. He discussed many issues with the Lord including the housing arrangements of the mighty Russell T Davies, His recent visits to Hollyweird and where He will be spending xmas. It would seem that the issue of Xmas visitation rights are a topic of debate in the Tennant household at the moment (bearing in mind that 25 Dec is also the Child's birthday). The path of true love never runs more tricky than at Xmas time!!!
The Lord has apparantly also confessed today to be jealous of Matty the Toddler in his new role. I think this may have more to do with Matty having a sexier companion that the Lord ever did (sorry Billie, but Karen's skirt is wayyyyy shorter than anything you were ever given to wear) than the scripts!
May the junkets continue and may the pictures of the screening be many and varied in the coming days. The Sisters will be preparing for the 15th November in the usual manner - rubber sheeting, spare bloomers and extra large packet of minstrels. God Bless the Lord for it being shown on a Sunday night!
Until next time....Keeeeeep Drooooooling!!!
Tennant x