I feel the need... the need for... the Lord

My Dear Sisters


I have had word that our Irish sister has landed on English soil and is right now heading towards Earl's Court to marvel at the many visions of our Lord that reside there.

On this most auspicious weekend, when 2 sisters will once again be joined in devotion to the 10", I say a prayer for our Miseryside sister who is required to stay at home for a clan gathering.

Join me in our devotions in front of the 40" altar this evening. We pray that the good Lord be diverted in his travel to Twickenham to see the Child tomorrow and instead visits his Agent on Oxford Street just as the Sisters are walking past!

*bend thy head and pray*

Tennant

O M F G !!!!

Sisters

NO WORDS....... Just marvel.......

May the Lord be praised for evermore

Tennant

Sisters

I bring to you new visions of our beloved. I liberated this vision during a "mission" to the t'other side. Perve with me...

I also tell fibs. What I wanted to share with you won't load so I shall have to post in the gutter!

Allons-y!

Tennant!

My guilty pleasure

!STUBBLE !

Sisters, may I share with you my guilty pleasure? As you are aware I have been rather concerned at our (Time) Lord's choice of female company in recent weeks. The mere thought of one so divine thinking with the 10" head and choosing to spend time with a young girl and her tiny tears rather than women nearer to his own age has somewhat gotten on my womanly bits. However I have seen visions of the stubble and I am now in a much better frame of mind, providing I do not think about said slip of girl.

Pray with me Sisters, that our beloved sees the error of his ways - however I do now fear for the womanly folk at the RSC - For he shall stoop and conquer any hot blooded woman and the British "press-ure" shall have many inches of print to shock the public.

Tennant

xx

Comment...

Well said Sister.

I only have one comment: INCEST!

Tennant.

A Sister's Wrath

Firstly, I would like to welcome Sister Shagwell into the Sisterhood, I hope she will be able to remain with us for some time... we seem to have lost her twin, Sister Virtue, to the technological wilderness... We Pray for Her Soul.

Now onto the serious matter of today's Red Tops. I fear that Sister Shagwell was somewhat premature in her worship of our Lord in his shorts on *Sun*day (pic supplied above). It seems that there was an ulterior motive for his buttons not being done up properly. His new squeeze is not yet old enough to have learnt how to dress herself, or him for that matter.

So far from being overjoyed at the view of our Lord's hairy legs and temptation of the 10", the image is now tainted with the knowledge that he has been spending his nights in Twickenham with the Doctor's Daughter! When he said, "You're My Doctor" to Peter Davidson, what he really meant was "You're my Dad-in-Law"

Not content with shagging his way through the female crew of BBC Welsh Wales, it seems he now feels the irrestible urge to add the female cast members to his ever growing bed-post notches. At 14 years his junior, he is either in denial about his being nearly 40 (David, take a good look at the cover of Takin' over the Asylum), or he is simply becoming a dirty old man!

I'm afraid the Sisters will have to take the Lord *in hand* far sooner than planned before he gets himself arrested for underage shagging. I feel certain the Child Protection Squad in Stratford have already made plans to keep a close eye on him during his sojourn with the Bard's company. After all, they married at 12 in Ol' Will's day.

In closing then, if you are driving on the M40 over the next few weeks, look out for a Toyota Prius in the outside lane with David Tennant at the wheel. He'll be driving to Twickers to get into Georgia's knickers!!

Bow your heads and pray Sisters

Tennant

A Sister's return from the wildnerness

Sisters, I have returned to the fold. After many days away spreading the perve to the great unwashed, I am now back and was welcomed by visions of our Lord parading his pins, and airing the 10" around Londoom recently.

Oh, I confess that my heart rate did mightily increase as I devoured such sights with my eyes. I was so overcome that I did actually steal images of our Lord to feed my devotion.

I did also listen to thy profit of mirth and merryment; a Mr Toss of the second radio station. I should share that I think our beloved needs to visit the optician urgently as he commented that the heavenly hair was not tinged with grey - alas my Lord, you are wrong as the proof is documented. There are shades of grey imerging at thy sides and through thy locks.

I was glad to learn that the noble play, Hammy- one of many works of the playwright 'Oor Willie' was referred to as "just a play". I shall remember this as I am losing the will to live, but then again I will be worshipping my Lord's talents, and that of the ensemble cast. (That's what he thinks!)

I have travelled to Stratford to make ready for my Lord's arrival to his righful home. I trust that his first day was filled with much joy and that his time away from Londoom will be benefical to his well-being and that he eats 3 hearty meals and plenty of fruit each day.

Pray with me dear sisters that we shall now be rewarded with more visions of our beloved in short trousers.

Tennant

Sisters are still alive and well!!!

Bless me Oh (Time) Lord for I have sinned. It has been 3 weeks since my last blog.

I have been having lots of wicked thoughts about the Lord Tenninch. These thoughts have come to me during my waking hours as well as in my sleep. MOre later in the Blog.

Firstly I need to confess that Sister Virtue and I met with our Aussie cousins almost two weeks ago. We went to a exhibition dedicated to our Time Lord in his 9th and 10th incarnation. There was much hilarity as well as some serious worshipping at the craven images of the 10th Lord. We "touched" some areas which should not have been "touched" and we laughed at the Daleks scaring some young 'uns.

The Sisters were well represented within the exhibition by both the feline sisters (they misspelled Pervitude as Plenitude!) and the Shakespearean Carrionites. Sadly the Sisters from Pompeii had yet to arrive!!

After the Exhibition we perused the goods on offer in the Ann Summers shop. Sister Virtue was maligned by the security officer. She was only closely examining the goods mate - not nicking 'em!

Although we were on the lookout for Toymota Penis's, we failed to see the Lord himself at the wheel of the Devil's Space Hopper! Will have better luck I'm sure in November in Stratford!

After all the excitement of London, I have continued to have bad thoughts of the (time) Lord including thoughts about what I could get up to in his bedroom, inspired by the above photographs scavvied by Sister Virtue. I think I may need to put pen to paper and write some fic about it!

And Finally. or c or 4 or whatever.... DW is back this Saturday - Yay!! Looking forward to the new Steven Moffat eppy. "Stay out of the shadows". OK mate! That is unless David is going to hold my hand (or something else).

Until Saturday Sisters

Tennant xxxx

What a week this is going to be!!

"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry" I shall use the words uttered by the timeLord himself to apologise for lack of blogging this week. Things have been a bit "complicated" at one of the houses of the sisterhood and one of our sisters is currently converting the peoples of an small island in the Balearics.

So, this week is a BIG week for the Sisterhood.

Firstly, tonight we have the Lord coming face-to-face with his daughter (Sisters, is there something you want to confess?) This should be an emotional rollercoaster of an episode and may need to be watched with a glass or two of the communal wine in hand. Check back tomorrow for an update.

On Friday, two of the sisters are travelling to Londinium to marvel at our Lord's work in an exhibition dedicated to the Time Lord, his companions and enemies. Given enough time and with enough communal wine having been consumed, a side trip to northern London may be in order to play a game of hide and seek the Toymota Penis.

Friday night will also see Channel 4 transmitting the Lord's encounter with the trickster Derren Brown. According to insider sources, Derren has done something that all good Sisters aspire to - namely make David scream! This is something that will need to be closely and repeatedly studied by the Sisters.

So i bid thee farewell until after the eppy tonight. I leave thee all with the vision of gorgeousness that will be our Lord later tonight with his ?daughter?

Tennant Sisters

May the Lord be with you and in you.

The Lord giveth great gifts

Sisters

I feel the time has come to celebrate some of our Lord's great works.

The following extract from one of his recent sermons certainly fires my passion and desire for our Lord's mind, body and soul (but not necessarily in that order)

I recommend not wearing any bloomers to watch the following to save the environment and possibly you may need to have your Sonic or, (if you are lucky enough to own one) laser to hand. Even better would be to have the 10" to minister to your needs when you have watched the following!!!

Tennant sisters xxx

Ring for The Doctor

Sisters

I felt in need of a Doctor last night as I exhibited worrying symptoms of high blood pressure, shortness of breath, and wet bloomerage. Oddly enough I seem to suffer these symptoms around the same time every Saturday evening for the last 4 weeks. Do any other Sisters feel the same?

Despite my symptoms I spent almost an hour worshipping in front of the 40" altar and was rewarded by some wonderful views of the (time) Lord *praise be his name and his 10"*.

I loved the awkward moment when the Lord's new companion the mighty and wise (Ma) Donna met the ex-companion the now military Martha. It was delightfully difficult for our Lord and, I wondered if it mirrored the difficulties of the Gremlin and Sheep shagger working together in BBC welsh Wales *giggled*.

The episode gave plenty of s(p)ex appeal :) as can be seen above.

Part 2 is just around the corner... woo hoo!!

Tennant Sisters

Sisters' habits.....

Sisters

The time has come for us to travel amongst the great unwashed of the country and preach to the unconverted about the great bounty of our (time) Lord *praise be his name*.

In order for them to know the Sisters of Pervitude and their great work - we now have a Habit that we must wear on all Tennanting occasions. The Lord's image will be stretched across our tits in anticipation of the Lord himself being there one day!

Go forth with pride Sisters and preach the name of the (time) Lord to all those who will listen (and beat those who won't into submission!).

Tennant thoughts be with you this day.

In Service of our (Time) Lord

My Dear Sisters

We are truly blessed that we have found salvation on a Saturday evening. Worship of the Great Lord of Time *Praise be on his name* in front of the 40" altar is a joy to behold. The Holy (Ma)Donna is attentive to our (Time) Lord,*Praise be on his name*. And thus far the sermons delivered from thy great mount of Cardiff have been favourably received by criticdoom. There is new life in thy words and visions.


My heart doth swell that our (Time) Lord, *Praise be on his name* has recently celebrated the most holiest 37th anniversary of his birth in great style. I have heard rumour that in the great land of Scot they are considering a national day of celebration in our (Time) Lord's name. Should this become statute I think that I may have to return to my land of birth to work with the great unwashed of Glasgow. I would urge my sisters to join me so we may carry out our work to reach many more troubled souls.


However, I am concerned that our beloved is involving himself more and more with the female of the species on thy Beeb Welsh Wales pay roll. Great stories are being told that no female in the service of DW-Dom is safe from the 10". Indeed reports are that thousands are applying for positions at Beeb Welsh Wales in the hope of attending to the 10" , and that our beloved has gotten through a few letters of the alphabet; to date he has reached F. This could be bad if this behaviour were to continue. I urge you to pray, dear sisters, that soon he will see the error of his ways and practice abstinence.

Until Saturday.... May the 10" be constantly on your mind.

Tennant

Happy Tennant Day

Happy Birthday to our (Time) Lord

We would like, on this holiest day of days, to give thanks and praise for our Lord's birth into the Land of Scots on 18 April 1971.

May he enjoy being 37 as much, if not more than, being 36 [but maybe he could rest the ten-inch now and again - just a suggestion :-) ]

Sisters, we will gather this evening in front of the altar with gifts of wine, chocolate and cake and praise the Lord as he has never been praised before.

Tennant Sisters

Sisters of Pompeii

Sisters

I trust you enjoyed our romp with our (Time) Lord *praise be his name* in Pompeii last night as much as I did. The sisterhood was quite right seeing the Blue Box as a temple, but incorrect in asserting that our Lord's weapon was harmless! Did they not realise it is a Weapon of Mass Orgasm.

I was on my knees in front of the 40" altar for 50 mins, Sonic in hand. Worship then continued on the taplop to marvel at the Lord in shorts and sunnies walking up the mountain *thud*

I shared luscious thoughts with Sister Virtue about what we might do with our Lord in the Roman baths and marvelled at his words of wisdom "the longer between eruptions the bigger the force when it finally pops" We look forward to his eruption popping in Stratford in November!

There are so many wonderful images of our Lord that it was difficult to pick which ones to share with the followers of the sisterhood. I hope the Lord guided me well in my choice.

Contemplate the Lord in peace this Sunday sisters.

Tennant

Holy images

Sisters, I have received the above vision that I now share.

Tennant!

Notes from a small island

My Dear Sisters

I have returned from spreading the good word of our (Time) Lord *praise be* from distant lands. It seems that the great unwashed have been blessed with a bounty of Casanova, albeit in a foreign tongue (Italian). The sight of our (Time) Lord *praise be* in tight clothing more than made up for the loss of translation. I was truly saved as worship happened on Tuesday and again on Saturday evening, although the sermon had been aired on thy holy BBC transmitter some 2 years previously. Praise be to BBC Prime.

Since my return I have managed to savour the great feast twice and have witnessed the sermon from the Rossy. I have still to attend confidential confessions from the behind the scenes. I do believe that thy other great saviour RTD has also spoken his word to the flock.

I have also worshipped the new holy pictures that have appeared. At this point I should confess to you, sisters, that my thoughts were indeed impure, immoral and at one stage probably illegal. I am ashamed of myself (not) and shall consider a suitable punishment to fit the crime. Tomorrow I shall take myself into the wilderness and witness Learners. I beg you to pray for my perverted soul.

Until my remorseful return. I ask that you do not mock the cracked as they are the people who let the light in...

Tennant!

Are we nearly there yet?

Sisters

Worship of the 10" has continued in fine form over the past two days despite my having to return to the wide world and earn some filthy lucre to support my dedication to the Lord.

My trainee sisters in the office have showered me with gifts of pictures and articles of our (time) Lord *praise be his name and 10"* which are now posted around the shrine that is my desk.

I also wish to thank Sister Virtue for liberating the pics at the top of this post!!

It seems a long time to wait until Saturday when we will be seen in all our Glory in Pompeii! I am beginning to be impatient *stamping feet clad in fuck me shoes*

The prospect of seeing our (time) Lord in sunnies and shorts climbing up Mt Vesuvius in DW confidential is something that is also exciting my imagination... and other parts of my anatomy too! I will surely (or is that sorely) need the use of a Sonic on Saturday night!

It is getting late now sisters and I must away to my bed and worshipful thoughts of David.

I will post again soon xxx

Miraculous News!!!

Good Sisters - I have not yet recovered from the ceaseless worship of our (Time)Lord this weekend. I have had the most depraved thoughts about the (Time)Lord after witnessing his bountiful talents in DW yesterday - I must ask for your forgiveness in this matter.

I have confessed my sins at the 40" altar and hoped that our (Time)Lord heard my prayers - and Hallelujua! The (Time)Lord has answered - because, as you know, he has been cleansed of his Welsh companion and is now free to go forth and perve!

Praise be! This is indeed a miracle! He has listened to our prayers dear Sisters and will (hopefully) keep himself in his abstenance of companionship until November, when the Sisters of Pervitude shall descend upon Stratford and worship him as a (Time)Lord deserves.


Tennant

Lord Almighty! - Sunday what a Sunday

This blog entry may be a rather long and rambly sisters, but I feel in shock and awe about what has happened over the last 15 hours!

Firstly, our Lord's first outing of the new DW series was beyond my wildest expectations. I lay myself at the feet of his Greatness. This episode bodes extremely well for the next 12 Saturday Sermons.

The Lord *praise be to the Teninch* entertained us royally, with his amazing acting and gorgeous sexiness. The Brown Suit was once again on show, coupled with both a stripy and a spotty tie. There were moments of pure wet bloomerage as well as those that made me laugh out loud. His running was *Thudworthy* and I screamed "Pick me!" at the TV when he said "I want a mate."

The eppy was followed by Confidential and the PURPLE shirt and soft ruffleable hair - O M F G. I feel that the purple shirt should indeed be compulsory uniform for all Sisters from now on!

So after all the worshipping at the 40" Altar all last night, I felt quite lightheaded this morning. To discover then on waking, that our Lord *praise be* no longer has a female companion came as a shocking revelation from the Good Book, the News of the World.

I have no doubt that the Sisterhood is fully ready to step into the breach and extend our worshipful duties any time we are required to do so. We have practised and rehearsed our duties over and over again for this moment. We stand ready, as we know the 10" also stands ready to receive our love and adoration.

David, you know where we are.....