Thursday, 29 May 2008

Sisters are still alive and well!!!





Bless me Oh (Time) Lord for I have sinned. It has been 3 weeks since my last blog.

I have been having lots of wicked thoughts about the Lord Tenninch. These thoughts have come to me during my waking hours as well as in my sleep. MOre later in the Blog.

Firstly I need to confess that Sister Virtue and I met with our Aussie cousins almost two weeks ago. We went to a exhibition dedicated to our Time Lord in his 9th and 10th incarnation. There was much hilarity as well as some serious worshipping at the craven images of the 10th Lord. We "touched" some areas which should not have been "touched" and we laughed at the Daleks scaring some young 'uns.

The Sisters were well represented within the exhibition by both the feline sisters (they misspelled Pervitude as Plenitude!) and the Shakespearean Carrionites. Sadly the Sisters from Pompeii had yet to arrive!!

After the Exhibition we perused the goods on offer in the Ann Summers shop. Sister Virtue was maligned by the security officer. She was only closely examining the goods mate - not nicking 'em!

Although we were on the lookout for Toymota Penis's, we failed to see the Lord himself at the wheel of the Devil's Space Hopper! Will have better luck I'm sure in November in Stratford!

After all the excitement of London, I have continued to have bad thoughts of the (time) Lord including thoughts about what I could get up to in his bedroom, inspired by the above photographs scavvied by Sister Virtue. I think I may need to put pen to paper and write some fic about it!

And Finally. or c or 4 or whatever.... DW is back this Saturday - Yay!! Looking forward to the new Steven Moffat eppy. "Stay out of the shadows". OK mate! That is unless David is going to hold my hand (or something else).

Until Saturday Sisters

Tennant xxxx

Saturday, 10 May 2008

What a week this is going to be!!


"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry" I shall use the words uttered by the timeLord himself to apologise for lack of blogging this week. Things have been a bit "complicated" at one of the houses of the sisterhood and one of our sisters is currently converting the peoples of an small island in the Balearics.


So, this week is a BIG week for the Sisterhood.


Firstly, tonight we have the Lord coming face-to-face with his daughter (Sisters, is there something you want to confess?) This should be an emotional rollercoaster of an episode and may need to be watched with a glass or two of the communal wine in hand. Check back tomorrow for an update.


On Friday, two of the sisters are travelling to Londinium to marvel at our Lord's work in an exhibition dedicated to the Time Lord, his companions and enemies. Given enough time and with enough communal wine having been consumed, a side trip to northern London may be in order to play a game of hide and seek the Toymota Penis.


Friday night will also see Channel 4 transmitting the Lord's encounter with the trickster Derren Brown. According to insider sources, Derren has done something that all good Sisters aspire to - namely make David scream! This is something that will need to be closely and repeatedly studied by the Sisters.


So i bid thee farewell until after the eppy tonight. I leave thee all with the vision of gorgeousness that will be our Lord later tonight with his ?daughter?


Tennant Sisters
May the Lord be with you and in you.

Friday, 2 May 2008

The Lord giveth great gifts

Sisters

I feel the time has come to celebrate some of our Lord's great works.

The following extract from one of his recent sermons certainly fires my passion and desire for our Lord's mind, body and soul (but not necessarily in that order)

I recommend not wearing any bloomers to watch the following to save the environment and possibly you may need to have your Sonic or, (if you are lucky enough to own one) laser to hand. Even better would be to have the 10" to minister to your needs when you have watched the following!!!

Tennant sisters xxx

Sunday, 27 April 2008

Ring for The Doctor




Sisters


I felt in need of a Doctor last night as I exhibited worrying symptoms of high blood pressure, shortness of breath, and wet bloomerage. Oddly enough I seem to suffer these symptoms around the same time every Saturday evening for the last 4 weeks. Do any other Sisters feel the same?


Despite my symptoms I spent almost an hour worshipping in front of the 40" altar and was rewarded by some wonderful views of the (time) Lord *praise be his name and his 10"*.



I loved the awkward moment when the Lord's new companion the mighty and wise (Ma) Donna met the ex-companion the now military Martha. It was delightfully difficult for our Lord and, I wondered if it mirrored the difficulties of the Gremlin and Sheep shagger working together in BBC welsh Wales *giggled*.

The episode gave plenty of s(p)ex appeal :) as can be seen above.


Part 2 is just around the corner... woo hoo!!
Tennant Sisters

Friday, 25 April 2008

Sisters' habits.....


Sisters


The time has come for us to travel amongst the great unwashed of the country and preach to the unconverted about the great bounty of our (time) Lord *praise be his name*.


In order for them to know the Sisters of Pervitude and their great work - we now have a Habit that we must wear on all Tennanting occasions. The Lord's image will be stretched across our tits in anticipation of the Lord himself being there one day!


Go forth with pride Sisters and preach the name of the (time) Lord to all those who will listen (and beat those who won't into submission!).


Tennant thoughts be with you this day.

Tuesday, 22 April 2008

In Service of our (Time) Lord

My Dear Sisters

We are truly blessed that we have found salvation on a Saturday evening. Worship of the Great Lord of Time *Praise be on his name* in front of the 40" altar is a joy to behold. The Holy (Ma)Donna is attentive to our (Time) Lord,*Praise be on his name*. And thus far the sermons delivered from thy great mount of Cardiff have been favourably received by criticdoom. There is new life in thy words and visions.


My heart doth swell that our (Time) Lord, *Praise be on his name* has recently celebrated the most holiest 37th anniversary of his birth in great style. I have heard rumour that in the great land of Scot they are considering a national day of celebration in our (Time) Lord's name. Should this become statute I think that I may have to return to my land of birth to work with the great unwashed of Glasgow. I would urge my sisters to join me so we may carry out our work to reach many more troubled souls.


However, I am concerned that our beloved is involving himself more and more with the female of the species on thy Beeb Welsh Wales pay roll. Great stories are being told that no female in the service of DW-Dom is safe from the 10". Indeed reports are that thousands are applying for positions at Beeb Welsh Wales in the hope of attending to the 10" , and that our beloved has gotten through a few letters of the alphabet; to date he has reached F. This could be bad if this behaviour were to continue. I urge you to pray, dear sisters, that soon he will see the error of his ways and practice abstinence.

Until Saturday.... May the 10" be constantly on your mind.

Tennant

Friday, 18 April 2008

Happy Tennant Day

Happy Birthday to our (Time) Lord

We would like, on this holiest day of days, to give thanks and praise for our Lord's birth into the Land of Scots on 18 April 1971.

May he enjoy being 37 as much, if not more than, being 36 [but maybe he could rest the ten-inch now and again - just a suggestion :-) ]

Sisters, we will gather this evening in front of the altar with gifts of wine, chocolate and cake and praise the Lord as he has never been praised before.

Tennant Sisters

Sunday, 13 April 2008

Sisters of Pompeii





Sisters


I trust you enjoyed our romp with our (Time) Lord *praise be his name* in Pompeii last night as much as I did. The sisterhood was quite right seeing the Blue Box as a temple, but incorrect in asserting that our Lord's weapon was harmless! Did they not realise it is a Weapon of Mass Orgasm.
I was on my knees in front of the 40" altar for 50 mins, Sonic in hand. Worship then continued on the taplop to marvel at the Lord in shorts and sunnies walking up the mountain *thud*
I shared luscious thoughts with Sister Virtue about what we might do with our Lord in the Roman baths and marvelled at his words of wisdom "the longer between eruptions the bigger the force when it finally pops" We look forward to his eruption popping in Stratford in November!
There are so many wonderful images of our Lord that it was difficult to pick which ones to share with the followers of the sisterhood. I hope the Lord guided me well in my choice.
Contemplate the Lord in peace this Sunday sisters.
Tennant


Wednesday, 9 April 2008

Holy images


Sisters, I have received the above vision that I now share.
Tennant!


Notes from a small island






My Dear Sisters


I have returned from spreading the good word of our (Time) Lord *praise be* from distant lands. It seems that the great unwashed have been blessed with a bounty of Casanova, albeit in a foreign tongue (Italian). The sight of our (Time) Lord *praise be* in tight clothing more than made up for the loss of translation. I was truly saved as worship happened on Tuesday and again on Saturday evening, although the sermon had been aired on thy holy BBC transmitter some 2 years previously. Praise be to BBC Prime.


Since my return I have managed to savour the great feast twice and have witnessed the sermon from the Rossy. I have still to attend confidential confessions from the behind the scenes. I do believe that thy other great saviour RTD has also spoken his word to the flock.


I have also worshipped the new holy pictures that have appeared. At this point I should confess to you, sisters, that my thoughts were indeed impure, immoral and at one stage probably illegal. I am ashamed of myself (not) and shall consider a suitable punishment to fit the crime. Tomorrow I shall take myself into the wilderness and witness Learners. I beg you to pray for my perverted soul.


Until my remorseful return. I ask that you do not mock the cracked as they are the people who let the light in...


Tennant!

Tuesday, 8 April 2008

Are we nearly there yet?






Sisters


Worship of the 10" has continued in fine form over the past two days despite my having to return to the wide world and earn some filthy lucre to support my dedication to the Lord.


My trainee sisters in the office have showered me with gifts of pictures and articles of our (time) Lord *praise be his name and 10"* which are now posted around the shrine that is my desk.


I also wish to thank Sister Virtue for liberating the pics at the top of this post!!


It seems a long time to wait until Saturday when we will be seen in all our Glory in Pompeii! I am beginning to be impatient *stamping feet clad in fuck me shoes*


The prospect of seeing our (time) Lord in sunnies and shorts climbing up Mt Vesuvius in DW confidential is something that is also exciting my imagination... and other parts of my anatomy too! I will surely (or is that sorely) need the use of a Sonic on Saturday night!


It is getting late now sisters and I must away to my bed and worshipful thoughts of David.


I will post again soon xxx





Sunday, 6 April 2008

Miraculous News!!!


Good Sisters - I have not yet recovered from the ceaseless worship of our (Time)Lord this weekend. I have had the most depraved thoughts about the (Time)Lord after witnessing his bountiful talents in DW yesterday - I must ask for your forgiveness in this matter.

I have confessed my sins at the 40" altar and hoped that our (Time)Lord heard my prayers - and Hallelujua! The (Time)Lord has answered - because, as you know, he has been cleansed of his Welsh companion and is now free to go forth and perve!

Praise be! This is indeed a miracle! He has listened to our prayers dear Sisters and will (hopefully) keep himself in his abstenance of companionship until November, when the Sisters of Pervitude shall descend upon Stratford and worship him as a (Time)Lord deserves.


Tennant

Lord Almighty! - Sunday what a Sunday









This blog entry may be a rather long and rambly sisters, but I feel in shock and awe about what has happened over the last 15 hours!


Firstly, our Lord's first outing of the new DW series was beyond my wildest expectations. I lay myself at the feet of his Greatness. This episode bodes extremely well for the next 12 Saturday Sermons.



The Lord *praise be to the Teninch* entertained us royally, with his amazing acting and gorgeous sexiness. The Brown Suit was once again on show, coupled with both a stripy and a spotty tie. There were moments of pure wet bloomerage as well as those that made me laugh out loud. His running was *Thudworthy* and I screamed "Pick me!" at the TV when he said "I want a mate."



The eppy was followed by Confidential and the PURPLE shirt and soft ruffleable hair - O M F G. I feel that the purple shirt should indeed be compulsory uniform for all Sisters from now on!


So after all the worshipping at the 40" Altar all last night, I felt quite lightheaded this morning. To discover then on waking, that our Lord *praise be* no longer has a female companion came as a shocking revelation from the Good Book, the News of the World.


I have no doubt that the Sisterhood is fully ready to step into the breach and extend our worshipful duties any time we are required to do so. We have practised and rehearsed our duties over and over again for this moment. We stand ready, as we know the 10" also stands ready to receive our love and adoration.





David, you know where we are.....



Saturday, 5 April 2008

Waiting for the Lord

Less than one hour to go until the TimeLord once again graces our TV screens with his amazing prescence.

I shall post later tonight after I have worshipped at the altar of the small screen!

Friday, 4 April 2008

Join in our Friday Fuckfeast (sorry) Worship of the Lord 10"


Friday has arrived at last.

The wine is in the fridge, the chocolate ready to go and the batteries in our sonics are fully charged.

We have begun our Feast with a short clip on GMTV this morning, the second course will be along shortly in the form of David being interviewed on the Steve Wright show and the main course will be served by Jonathon Ross on a platter at 10.35pm.

I, for one, am ravenous having fasted since Xmas Day. I do hope that our Lord will fulfil my needs with either a dish full of velvetage or a waistcoat. My cup will floweth over should he provide both at one sitting!

Lifeboats on standby.

*Praise the mighty 10"*

Tennant

Thursday, 3 April 2008

Temptation of the Flesh


Sisters

I have tonight been tempted by the most amazing vision of our Time Lord *praise be to the 10"* from the new series of Doctor Who. How does this man get to be this SEXY? Those "fuck me" eyes just melt me into a pile of goo :P

I must confess that along with Sister Bernaholeinmyknickers, we have fallen into the most lustful thoughts of what we might do in worship of our Lord. These thoughts have included using the stripy tie, whipped cream and cherries. We have bathed with our Lord in an attempt to cleanse ourselves of these thoughts, but this does not seem to have worked.
We need to be punished hard by the 10" until we learn to be pious and moderate in all things.
Pray with us now dear Sisters:
"Come to us and in us dear (Time) Lord that we may be forgiven of our sinful ways."
Tennant


Wednesday, 2 April 2008


Ah Sisters.....the countdown to ComeAgain-don has arrived! Praise be to the 10"! Only 2 more days til our (Time)Lord appears on Wossy - hopefully to flash his undercrackers at us again - and then the following day he graces our screens in DW. This series looks quite exciting - and by the sounds of things even we - the Sisters of Pervitude make an appearance! For in the 2nd eppy - our (Time)Lord and his companion (jammy bitch) visit Pompeii where they meet a sisterhood (with an albeit evil High Priestess).

We shall worship on this night with the communal wine and do penance of many lashes with the sonic in apologetic subservance to our (Time)Lord for the behaviour of the sisters in the Pompeii sect.

May the 10" be with you

Tennant

Monday, 31 March 2008

Monday Matins


Greetings Sisters! Oh how we worshipped the (Time)Lord 10" this weekend and were spoiled by the miraculous pics of our (Time)Lord in his fetching grey undercrackers on the FNP.

But Hallelujua!! This 'coming' *ahem* weekend promises to provide the Sisters of Pervitude with more holy and blessed visions of our (Time)Lord - Praise be!!! This Friday he shallt appear on the Wossy show and we shall perform our Friday thudfest, ahem, I mean worship in front of our telly screens! And then on Saturday - our beloved returns to our screens in DW!!

Need we ask for more Sisters? I think not - however, I shall spend the coming evenings in prayer that Wossy shall ask our (Time)Lord to flash those holy relics at us again! I ask us all to spend some time in contemplation of the 10" bulging out of those undercrackers over the next few days and then hope our prayers are answered come Fridays worship.

Praise be to the 10"

Tennant

Sunday, 30 March 2008

All my bags are packed and I'm ready to go...



Sisters


I bid you farewell and I leave our wet and windy shores for sunnier climes. I am glad that we attended Friday worship as the look and the word of our (time) Lord *praise be* was mighty fine!


Oh! were the heavens and the universe joyously thanked at the sight of our Lord, tied to a bed, in all his grey undercracker glory for the masses to see. I must admit dear sisters that at this point I did have many inpure thoughts toward the 10" Sisters, I pray that you also had similar experiences? Dis you not once imagine closing the door behind you, locking it. Then working time and time again to "pleasure" our (Time) Lord *praise be*?


While I have been recounting this experience another vision has appeared on the 40" altar. It was set in a car park and the vision appeared and calmed the troubled soul. This was not foreseen over on the oracle. I fear that they are losing their faculties.


While I am gone I trust you shall go about your duties and spread the perve? I shall return next Sunday evening from which I shall go straight to the 40" altar and worship. I shall give great thanks if the heethan souls of criticdoom do actually seek enlightenment this season and remember that our beloved spreads the word to a family audience. He only seeks the inner perve of the female of the species or those that may choose to travel on the other bus.


Until the 6th...Go and perve at our beloved.


Tennant!

Friday, 28 March 2008

Friday Night Perving



Sisters, I have been busy in my devotion to our (Time) Lord *Praise be* and have spent the morning on t'interweb looking for news of our beloved as he came amongst the horny flock to bestow his greatness upon them. I hear that he has selflessly allowed the good people from Ch4 to tie him to a bed in his undercrackers to torment a fellow devotee of our (Time) Lord *Praise be* How this poor unfortunate soul contained herself in close proximity to the 10" and the (Time) Lord *praise be* is yet to be witnessed. I pray that her perverted soul has been saved and that she will one day be able to leave the padded cell that she was placed in after such a sight. (jammy bitch!)


I have also learnt that much lampooning of the father will be taking place as well as the poor boys who Proclaim. There is also some merriment in the Q&A section. How our beloved handled this is to be marvelled at. Whomever has ruffled his hair does greatly impress me, as this is something I also aspire to upon my audience with our (Time) Lord. *Praise be*


As well as my work on the web I have prepared the 40" altar and have cleaned it to shine. The communal wine is chilling and the chocolate is broken. Before service I shall install new Duracell batteries into the sonic.


I look forward to seeing you evening worship.


Tennant!