The 10" Goes a travelling...

I was searching T'other side this evening after wise words from Sister Chastity that pics of The Lad in Dubai had surfaced. And, behold what wonders have appeared!! With my spatula in hand I perused the visions on screen with growing pleasure...and dampening bloomers. The fact that The Deadender also features did not put me off, nor should it you, Sisters. Praise be to The Lord our 10".

Worship, Sisters,

Tennant.x

Silence is Golden...

It's been a very quiet week on The Lad front....yet I have used this time to reflect and concentrate on my duties to the Sisterhood. I have been scavving for yet more wonderous visions of The Lad and have watched nearly all of Series 4 of the Lord Of Times adventures... having to replace many a pair of destroyed bloomers along the way. I hope I am pleasing my fellow Sisters, who I have the upmost respect for. The Sisterhood and all our worshipping of The Lord our 10" has been my way of life for so long now... and will continue to be until I leave this mortal coil. Thanks Sisters, for thinking me worthy of the promotion from Novice to Sister.

Praise be to the 10",

Tennant.x

A warm welcome from the Silent Sister

Greetings Acolytes and fellow Sisters!

May I extend warmest wishes from the Altar of the 10"! I have been negligent in my blogging in recent times as I am still recovering from meeting and speaking to our Great Lord 10" back in November. I seem to have spent many days since in dutiful contemplation of this great vision, which generally results in my needing to spend more time in confession for my sinful thoughts ( and usually ends with a spatula being required). It is heartening indeed to find so many fellow worshippers falling at the feet of our Lord (and probably doing pervy things to them!).

I hope to post further musings (and admissions regarding what goes on behind the altar when noone is looking!) in due course. I have included the picture of our Lord 10" in all his glory in particular for Acolyte Jealousy as I gather, she too is quite fond of gazing at the Lord in the altogether (an acolyte after my own heart!). Let us pray that he grants us newer (and closer up) visions such as this in the future.

Praise be the 10"

Today I have been disciplined...

Today, at my place of work, I was told it was frowned upon to have a pic of the Lord our 10" on my locker as it is deemed inappropiate and unnecessary by the manager of our district. Am I not allowed to share my religious views with the world? Should I be held in the minority because I worship a man who can make even the sturdiest woman's bloomers explode? I of course took the poster down, only to replace it as soon as the ignorant manager had left. No-one is going to tell me what I can and can't do where the Lad is concerned! I take my vows to the Sisterhood very seriously and whereas my manager of shop Iain of Habberley says I really should do my perving in private, I for one want to share it with the world... as The Lord our 10" once said; 'we are loonies and we are proud! I had to share my plight with my fellow Sisters. I include in this post the offending picture.

Tennant. x

A Warm Welcome to the Sisterhood

To all Acolytes

I have noticed that we have had a number of new Acolytes join in the last few weeks, so I thought it about time that we held another induction/initiation ceremony to formally welcome you into the Sisterhood.

Firstly some formal introductions:

Sister Shagwell and Sister Chastity: The Sisters of the Inner Sanctum. We live to serve the (Time) Lord *praise be his name and 10"* and cater to his every need.

Sister S's special concern is Stubble (as witnessed by the top picture) whilst Sister Chastity specialises in Stripes (because stripes are the new spots)!

Sister Berny: Our oirish Sister has recently taken a vow of silence to further her meditative state. She is the purveyor of Sisterhood Spatulas and frequently needs to use them to prise herself off the floor. The Sister has a preference for the 10" to be unclothed on stage.

Sister Toblerone (nee Novice Strumpet): Sister T is the newest Sister into the Holy Order having constantly nagged the three older Sisters to let her join the ranks. Sister T is still in her probationary period and is being watched carefully for any breaking of her vows and signs of her past allegiance to bands of male youth such as the 'Loife Boys. Sister T often has difficulty making decisions and requires the guidance of the other Sisters to choose between Blackpool, Secret Smile or Doctor Who.

And so from Induction to Initiation: As Acolytes, there are some Holy orders that you need to be aware of:

1) Perving the Lord 10" for a minimum of an hour each day is a requirement to maintain your acolyte status!

Actually.... Perving the Lord 10" is pretty much the Holiest of Orders around here!!!

Also please note that at present we have no openings for Novices. The post of novice is being help open in case Sister Toblerlone does not pass her probation and gets de-frocked back to the lower rank in the future!

Finally then, we extend a warm welcome to all current and future Acolytes and may the Lord *praise be his name and 10"* bless you and keep you and may he bestow is wondrous gifts upon each and every one of us.

Tennant x

Sunday is a day for scavving...

...and I have scavved today with the best of them!! I am pleased to share my finds with the Sisterhood...pics of Our Lord, the 10". Some you may have witnessed before...others you may not. But please worship His greatness.

Godspeed, Sisters.

Tennant.

I'm spreading the word...

As a proud Sister of Pervitude I would like the Sisterhood to know I am now on Twitter...where my followers are increasing by the day. I feature this blog and promise to spread the good word of the Lad.... praise be to the 10". Please follow me too Sisters and everyone else- my alias is Liza Carlisle.

Thanks, Sisters.

Tennant.

My Week of Hell

Well Sisters and others,

What a week I have had. The South - West which normally doesnt see any white stuff for decades at a time has come to resemble Switzerland this year and driving to work and back has been equivalent to climbing the Mattahorn every day.

My only solace has been my pervy thoughts of being stranded in the snow with the Lord *praise be his name and 10"* next to me in the front seat of the car. I feel sure that given the opportunity we could have found something to do which would both have passed the time and kept us warm!

Other news this week is that Sister S has celebrated a birthday this week and has been blessed as the Lord has taken up residence in her bedroom. He is allowed in the front room from time to time, but has a tendancy to scare the neighbours. Sister Berny trusts that he has been made welcome and is not too soggy yet! I'm afraid I was remiss Sister S and forgot your important day... however I have purchased an item which might make up for it, if I can dig my way to a post office.

Finally, I would like to bless Sister S for her tenacious scavvying and her discovery of this long lost pic from Billie the Piper's wedding. T'is a beauty.

I will sign off now as my new Dell taplop still needs some further work to make it a true instrument of the Sisterhood!

Tennnant x

Sister C goes forth to spread the word

Dearly Perverted

Let us pray for the soiled soul of dear Sister C, who will be indoctrinated into the mysterious world known as Local Authority where she will begin her tireless work to reform the workforce using the might of the Lord 10" (praise be upon his name and 10"). It is hoped that Sister C has now cleansed her soul after the weekend celebration being dis-connexted, and that the local hostelry has now re-stocked the cellar. We did hear a whisper that miracles had indeed happend; the Princess of Darkness had stumbled across her "housewifely" gene and tidied up. It was either that or Sister C has a tidy up fairy living in her Tardis!

Meanwhile, across at said LA , plans have been made to receive our Sister, however we have learnt that she is taking some holy visions of our beloved with her to sit upon the desk of power as well as files to be stored upon the taplop should periods of stress present themselves. I am certain that at the end of induction the Lord's name will have been mentioned and clear instruction given that any form of "dissing" will be punishable by pain of death or being made to ride in the devil's chariot.

All in all, faithful reader, this is a good move for LA . The holy word of our Lord 10" (praise be upon his name and 10") can be preached to more of the great unwashed. This will be made easier as our beloved has taken to wearing red rubber balls upon his nose. We can only be thankful that this accessory is temporary due to the worthwhile charitable cause that he so rightly endorses. The sisters will also be donning their own red noses during the week of giving that coincides with said worthy cause. We are concerned that our love does not leave the child alone with said red object for fear that she may try to eat it thinking it is a smartie. Then again...

As a reward for joining the ranks of hell, aka LA Officers, I hereby award Sister C a big threatening red nose!

Tennant x

Day of the Red Nose- new pics have surfaced!

It is truly a great day to be a member of the Sisterhood when I have such wonderous and new sights to bestow upon my fellow pervers. I have come across yet more pics of the Lord our 10" playing around with red balls and striking poses which has left many of us not worthy of the greatness that is The Lad.

Worship, Sisters.

Tennant.x

The Lord our 10" is making an appearance on comic relief!

It is with great pleasure I can inform the Sisterhood that our saviour will be hosting his own slot on Comic Relief on the day of the Red Nose. This takes place on the 13th March from 7pm. No news yet on what time He will be appearing, but have spare bloomers at the ready. On discussion of what attire Our Lord should wear, after a discussion with one of my fellow Sisters- Sister Shagwell- we decided just a Red Nose and a smile would be highly acceptable.

Adieu, Sisters. (P.S go to this link for more of the Tennanty Goodness...unable to scav...holy jihad uopn Simon Ridgway! http://is.gd/hFcS )

Tennant.x

Wonderous visions...

I was happily doing my duty to the Sisterhood last eve when I came across these rare and sensuous sights... Our Lord the 10" (praise be) in a play he starred in back in the year of our 10" 2005- Look back in anger. I had to share my finds with the Sisterhood...and what finds they are! (Apologies in advance for any Wet Bloomerage.)

Enjoy and worship, Sisters.

Tennant.x

We Are Not Worthy

Sisters

As you can see the blog has a new pic for 2009 showing a Sister bowing down before the greatness that is the Lord *praise be his name and 10"*

The picture was scavvied by Sister Toblerone and i am assured that she will post other rare and beautiful objects from the same precious collection shortly.

Onward and upwards Sisters

Tennant x

Is our Lord the 10" playing with The Deadender?

New pictures have come to light of Our Lord with a new companion...or as my Sisters and I have come to call her... The Deadender. After the article in the scriptures today made by Time Lord number 5 depicting the Child to be a love sick teenager I'm not surprised Our Lord has run into the arms of another whore... sorry....no, whore is about right. A modern day Mary Magdalene. From the pictures I have had the unfortunate luck to have seen, and unconfirmed reports from Sky...I have no doubts in my mind that Our Lord and The Deadender are at it like the proverbial rabbit, and I would like to share my dismay and disgust at these developments. The sooner the 10" is brought in for confession and subsequent punishment... the better. I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news.. but I hope we all unite in our grief. Our day will come, sisters.



Holy Jihad upon The Deadender!







Tennant. x

A week is a long time in Tennant Land.....

Sisters, Acolytes and members of the great unwashed.

It has been a long week. The wheels of industry have ground to a halt for the weekend break and the Sisters return to the WWW,(World Wide Weirdness). Many things have happend over these last five days that the Sisters feel should be commented on:

The return to Welsh Wales

The Sisters were glad that our Lord has indeed returned to Cardiff to save the planet and has been seen travelling on public transport.

Road Tax

Our Lord of Time (Praise be upon his name and 10") was out and about in Londoom for the celebration of Radio Times covers. They even gave him a framed cover. The Sisters were light of heart as it appeared our beloved was partayyying alone, which would probably explain the choice of outfit for the evening, (see above). Velety goodness is always welcome - like American Express!

Outside on the streets, assorted gentlemen of her Majesty's gutter press swooped upon our love as he made his escape in the devil's chariot, aka the penismobile, or for those of you who are still dazed and confused, a Toymota Prius. Our Lord, being very safety aware, had put the seatbelt across the heavenly hairy chest - however the paps managed to capture the tax disc, informing the world that ourLord of Time had neglected to pay his car tax for 2009! Tsk Tsk!!! Maybe the wee thing thought that the hybrid, being exempt from congestion charge was also excused road tax. We hope out beloved made a quick dart to the People's Post Office and purchased tax the following day - although the thought of having the penismobile crushed is very appealing!!!! And no, you are not allowed to buy another one.

The Outlaw speaks out...

The Sisters were rather concerned at an article of drivel in the Male of Daily this week. Time Lord number 5 decided that he needed some inches in the press so decided to lift the lid on how marvellous he and his offspring are - and the fact that his child is dating our Lord. Really? Well, who knew????

Tis the usual luvvie article of drivel, but if I was daddy's little princess I'd be a bit pissed off with him telling the press about my private life. And as for our lord... I don't think he'll be too pleased having the "outlaw" speaking about him in his personal life. He even went as far to proclaim that our love thinks of him as his favourite time lord! I think the man has lost the plot as I am almost certain that our love has quoted that Tom of the Baker was his favourite.

The Exes have mentioned him in interviews of past and their relationships didn't last very long after that, so all I can say is THANK YOU, Lord of Time 5, cos you may have done womankind a favour. By the sounds of it the only normal person sitting at the table on a Sunday is our Love. Run for you life, and keep on running as the Sisters do not wish to think that 10 yrs down the line our beloved will be acting as plastic as this family.

May the good graces of the Lord of Time bless you all . Please pray that He will now wake up and smell the coffee.

Tennant x

Back to Work

Sisters

Let's just pause and give the Time Lord *praise be his name and ten-inch* our thoughts this evening as he sits alone in his flat in Cardiff preparing for his first day back on set tomorrow.

All our thoughts are with you Lord as you don the stripy suit and converses for the last time *sighs*.

Here's hoping there are lots of Set Pics and that You record your thoughts on the last 4 specials to handycam for posterity and the titilation of the Sisters!

Tennant xxx

VOTES STILL NEEDED!!!!

Sisters

The Lord of Time *praise be his name and ten-inch* needs the Sisters assistance against a monster of such ugliness and unworthiness as to be an affront to everything the Lord stands for.

Please help the Lord David Tennant achieve his rightful place as *most attractive man of 2008* (and every other time and place) by casting you vote EVERY 10 Minutes at the following link

http://www.hellomagazine.com/vote/grand-finale2008/menattractive.html

To the taplops Sisters ... RSI will be your reward!

Tennant xxx

The Pilgrimage

Sisters

The pilgrimage to Londoom went ahead on Tuesday and the Lord did indeed hear our prayers and grace us with an audience at the stage door. However, I am getting ahead of myself and need to start at the very beginning.

On hearing that the Lord was returning to the role of the moody Prince of Denmark on Saturday, gladdened the Sisters hearts. Travel plans were hastily formed and tickets booked on the Virginal train from the frozen North.

Sunday and Monday passed slowly, the excitement building to fever pitch. Finally Tuesday arrived and the Sisters hopped on their various forms of transportation to take them to the Big City. Despite power lines being destroyed, trains cancelled and traversing most of the Midlands, Sister Shagwell landed in London and was met by Sister Chastity, who had been mooching about Oxford Street looking for the devil's chariot or a lad in a Disney Hat.

The afternoon was productively spent perusing the many shops in central london looking for signs of the Lord *praise be his name and 10"* We found evidence of him in Zavvi and Ann Summers but sadly could not find the Lord himself.

After meeting up with two close sisterly friends we wended our way through the garden of the Convent and up to the Novello Theatre. The young Pretender Ed was outside having a fag so we annoyed him for a while. It was satisfying to see him dodge inside and clearly told the Lord that the Sisters had arrived and to make this performance special!!

Sustenance for the performance was provided by the Marquis of Anglesey and then 7.15 was upon us. The lights dimmed, the soldiers appeared and we were off!!!!

The lad walked to front of the stage, champagne in hand, hair brylcreemed down. He looked moody and magnificent. The sound of bloomers being destroyed all around the auditorium could be heard. He spoke.... and i needed to remind myself to breathe!!

The three and a half hours of the play passed in a quick succession of bloomer destroying moments. The Act of the red T shirt which showed ample stomach, tummy button, appendectomy scar and beautiful lower back was over far too quickly. It is the Sisters' vain hope that the Lord will retain that T shirt as a momento and wear it often to proudly show off his assets.

The Magnificent Ten-inch was in attendance almost throughout the entire performance. The Lord was obviously as excited as we were that the Sisters were in the audience. Indeed during the 2nd curtain call, it did appear that the Lord was searching for his faithful followers amongst the great unwashed in the audience. He had little to fear... he would see and hear us within minutes at the Stage Door.

The standing ovation and whooping and hollering over for the final time we legged it to the stage door only to be thwarted to be close to our beloved Lord by the damned ebayers. Holy Jihad to be called down upon those who only scavvy the Lord's signature for profit. So standing behind the ebayers, we endeavoured to attract the Lord's attention. The camera captured his glory... the sidies...the stubble...the sheer wonderousness that is the Lord's visage, before he sped off to destination unknown in a Ford people carrier.

Following our audience with the Lord *praise be his name and Ten-inch*, the Sisters proclaimed to the entire population of unwashed of the West End that *we saw the la-ad, and he was gorgeous* all the way to Square Leicester, picadilly line, district line and finally ending up at Richmond to pick up Sister Chastity's wheels.

The night did not end for another 2 hours, but the journey time was livened up with a stirring rendition of Viva Las Vegas et al from Blackpool!

And now the pilgrimage has been completed and the Sisters are closeted in contemplation of the words and visions bestowed upon them. We will need some time to fully recover from our audience with the Lord... bloomers need replacing and memories need to be more deeply explored and revisited.

We shall return to the Blog refreshed and rejuvenated from our experience and ready to take on all that the Lord will bestow upon us in 2009.

Tennant sisters x

Novice Strumpet becomes Sister Toblerone...

I would like to say thanks to my fellow sisters for finally promoting me to full sisterhood. I will perve and worship the 10" and make you proud.

Tennant.x

...and so the end of 2008 is in sight....

Sisters

This is a time of reviewing the year about to pass and look forward to a New one coming.

2008 has been a special year as it saw the creation of the Gutter Girls out of the now infamous "Duvet Thread". 3 months later, from within the Gutter, was born the Sisterhood themselves.

Together with our (time) Lord *praise be his name and 10"* we have traversed the universe saving the Royals from Kylie; UNIT from the Sontarans and the whole planet Earth from the Daleks. We have been treated to a naked Doctor (well from the chest up!), a happy doctor, a dangerous doctor and a sad doctor. We have blown up Pompeii; freed the OOD and taken tea with Agatha Christie.

Sadly, we have NOT had any new Hiccup and Toothless to entertain us this year (we need to wait until March for that treat), but we did have David interviewing Richard Wilson and discussing tapeworms, banjos and Doctor Who action figures!!

In the theatre the Lord has taken the Bard by the throat and shaken him thoroughly. The Sisters have all been treated to Hammy and Berowne and (all but Sister Shagwell) have been graced by the Lord's audience at the stage door. *Toblerone* will never look the same again ;) will it Novice?

The Lord himself has had a varied year with the ladies. The Midget, Welsh Sheep Shagger and Gremlin have all let him slip through their sticky mitts. The Child seems to have a better grasp of the Lord, but we are sure that he has recently greased her fingers and she cannot hold on much longer. New Year, New House, New Job, New iPhone - the Lord simply needs a new gf and he has the complete set.

...And so to the future... 2009

We have plenty to look forward to in 2009. Prayers will be answered for the Lord to return to the stage and play Hammy on 6 January. Being his final week, I feel sure that he will grant us a special audience at the stage door and sign more than our programmes! *puppies at the ready Sister S*

We have 4 Specials with the timeLord before he finally leaves the 40" altar in this incarnation. There should be plenty of visions of the Lord in Cardiff between now and May to keep the Sisters happy. Lifeboats at the ready!

I am sure the BBC have plenty of things to keep the Lad off the streets after his stint as the Doctor is finished. Suggestions from the Sisters include: Blackpool 2 - the Karma Sutra Northern Style; Casanova - the uncut version; Doctor Who - the musical; Any Shag will Do or I'd Shag Anything - hosted by John B where the Lad is auditioning women to be his new gf (no children eligible to apply).

The Sisters will ceaselessly preach the Word of the (time)Lord to the great unwashed of the world during 2009 and new Acolytes will continue to be welcome to worship the Lord Ten-inch at the Sisters of Pervitude Blog.

The Lord bless all in pervitude.

Tennant xxx

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

Dear Sisters and Acolytes

I want to wish all the bloggers and bloggees a very merry Xmas and a Happy New Year.

We know our (Time)Lord *praise be his name and ten-inch* has spent the day with his neices, dad, brother and sis-in-law and we trust that they had a lovely time opening pressies and watching the Lad in his very own Xmas Special!!

What a shame the Child was on her own for Xmas and her birthday *sniggers behind her hand*

Here's to a Child-free 2009!

Love

Sister Chastity xxx

The Sisters Pilgrimage in doubt

Sisters

It has indeed been a week spent in reflection and prayer. Our (Time)Lord *praise be his name and 10"* has found himself seriously indisposed this week and has pulled out of Hamlet until at least Christmas.

One of the more evil Sisters (no name, no packdrill) has been slightly less than sympathetic to our Lord and is waiting (nay, gagging) to see a picture of Him in the RedTops limping around on crutches. I fear that should she see Him in the street, she may indeed be tempted into kicking away His crutches so that she could lay herself beneath Him to make a comfy place on which for Him to fall. We will not continue to pander to her personal fantasy, suffice to say that it may be her own untimely illness which is making her hallucinate!

In addition to our Lord's indisposition with a slipped disc, the new year pilgrimage of the Sisters to Londoom appears to be in serious jeopardy:

Sister Berny is unable to join the pilgrimage despite every effort being made to find a carer for those poor unfortunates that rely on the Sister on a daily basis. We hope that once the Summer Sun returns to the land, she will journey across the Irish Sea to join us on the beach instead.

Novice Strumpet finds herself short of funding for her pilgrimage despite Gordon's generosity in reducing the VAT on those items necessary for the Sisters - spatulas, DVDs and new bloomers from Marks and Spencer.

Sisters Shagwell and Chastity were prepared to make the pilgrimage on their own, until news that the Lord may not be fit to perve for several months was discussed in that most moderate of papers, the Daily Mail. We hope that the Specialists they have spoken to are found wanting in their understanding of the Lord's miraculous powers of recovery.

We will await the news post the festive season and make our final decisions at that time.

In the meantime we urge all the females on the T'Interweb to think healing thoughts over the coming weeks. If we all pray together, I am sure the Lord will grant our prayer.

All together Sisters

TENNANT!! xxx

Why are Blog posts like the 207 bus?

... Coz you wait ages for one and then three come all at once!

Sisters

I have been working in the Nunnery today rather than out and about with the Care in Community folk. As part of my labours, I have gathered together some of the recent visions of our Lord as have appeared on the T'interweb and worked my picture editing magic on them so that we can worship them over and over again this coming end of week.

I must also confess that recently the (time) Lord *praise be his name and 10"* came unto me in my dreams and told me that I must leave my current flock and move to the Local Authority of the Dolphin as their needs were great. He told me I would be required to be a-preaching and a-praying for their souls and that only in His Magnificance would they be saved. Obviously I heeded his words and am now packing my Hammy posters, DW calendar and precious visions of Stubble to take to these needy people as soon as possible. They will indeed by saved!!!

So sisters, as another week of weary toil has passed and we look forward to our weekend of Pervitude and communal wine, I give a toast to the 10". May he foreswear the company of Children and forever take his pleasure at the feet of the Sisters!

Tennant Sisters x

Acolyte gossip...

Dear Sisters

It seems we have an Acolyte of some notoriety amongst our followers. I note (with envy) that Acolyte Sebrina was at LLL recently and was chosen to be the special favourite of our Lord *praise be his name and ten-inch*

As we ourselves witnessed at the matinee performance attended by the Sisters and Gutter friends, the Lord did chose a willing female to receive his wit and repartee and we believe even corresponded with some of these females by way of a reporter's notepad during the performance.

Acolyte Sebrina, please confess all to the Sisters and your name will be sung in the highest praise as a true follower of Pervitude!

Let us pray for enlightenment.

Tennant x

He returns to his f***k (that's F L O C K!)

*Time*Lord forgive me. It has been 17 days since my last blog.

Sisters

I have been seriously delinquent in my duties to the Sisterhood of late. I must confess that I have had other matters on my mind and for that I am truly sorry. That said, I come to the blog bearing good tidings of great joy to the unwashed of the T'interweb.

Over the coming mid-winter festive period a great star will descend from the heavens and come to rest over the 40" altar. This Star will herald the presentation of a Man to light up our living rooms at this Christmas time. This Man will be an Actor of great repute, a wise man whose utterances upon the great stages of ShakeyLand and the West End of Londoom have been greeted by tidal waves of appreciation by females in the audience. A Man for whom the words *credit crunch* mean a smaller BBC payroll from amongst whom he chooses his daily *prayer* companion. A Man who thinks nothing of appearing in public looking like a hack with a bad crack habit (see above).

Yes Sisters, rejoice for this Man is no other than the Lord himself made flesh on this earth. He shall appear before us on Christmas day, and at other sundry times over the holiday season, when we most need his love and ten-inch to give us sustenance to continue being nice to the 'rents and the rest of the clan that we only see once a year!

Sing Hallelujah Sisters - The Lord returneth!!!

Prepare for new Visions of the Lord

Sisters

November is indeed a blessed month. The Lord will grace the 40" altar on two separate occasions within the next two weeks. Spatulas at the ready sisters.

On 14 November we will be treated to a whole 2 mins of as yet unseen footage of two Davids galvanting around a well known West Country cathedral city with white flaky stuff clinging to their sonics. *The Next Doctor* as RTD has skillfully named this eppy will be trailed on the programme for needy children. It also stars the Irish bint from Ballykissangel who is married to that rather nice looking RP-J (aka Grimani). I feel obliged to ask *Is there anyone David hasn't worked with* and *when is it the Sisters turn*?

No sooner have we worshipped the (time) Lord *praise be his name and 10"* on Friday then on Saturday 22nd November he once more graces the 40" altar in the guise of Arthur Stanley Eddington - a gay scientist. Well whatever turns you on! Friends with Albert Einstein and living with his glamourous sister and wearing very british suits and little round glasses, this does nto promise much in the way of 10" action on screen for the sisters. However, the Lord does make cricket seems a way more interesting game that I ever thought possible!

So sisters, it is with a lighter heart that I blog today. Shakeyland and the Thrust Stage may have come and gone, but we have new visions to look forward to between now and Santa's Day.

Raise up thy voices in song Sisters!

Tennant x

Berowne, Hammy and full frontal thrusting. Act 1

Sisters, let me recall recent events...

Tis a week since we made the journey from the far flung corners of lil old Engerlaaand and the Isle of Emerald to converge upon Shakeyland. One by one the sisterhood arrived and made their way to the little shop in order to purchase items of a visionary nature before entering the grubby long necked swimmy thing and partake in numerous communal wine and voddys. Many hours of devoted contemplation took place and a plan of worship developed. Once the plan had been agreed the sisters staggered - sorry, walked back to their temporary holding cells for a brief moment of solitary contemplation with the spatula.

Darkness fell over Shakeyland and the sisters made their way to the ghostie tour in the hopes of sighting ol' Billy Boy seeing as it was All Hallows Eve when the veil between the living and dead is at its thinnest. Luckily Billy Boy didn't want to talk as this sister had a few choice words to say regarding the suffering his works have caused millions of children thoughtout the years. Our ghostie guide was also an undertaker during daylight hours and made it known on more than several occasions to Sister C and myself that he was laying with another woman... like that is going to stop us! The sisters felt overall that the only spirits present in the haunted house were safely inside Chastity and Shagwell!

We bid farewell to the ghostie guide and promptly made our way to a "withered spoon" were the sisterhood ate the last supper(of the night). We said (dis)grace before breaking of the chip and drinking more communal wine and voddy. Many discussions took place regarding our beloved and soon it was time for the sisters to make one of many pilgrimages toward the area where our Lord was addressing the great unwashed of shakeyland. We arrived at the gates of backstage to find that the barrier had not been erected therefore our love would not be coming amonst us with the sharpie that evening. (I suspect he might have been "bobbing" for apples). We stood for a few moments then decided to haul ass back to our holding cells.

As the sisters were also girly guides we were prepared with the instruments of idle gossip should the Lord decide to use the stealth mode that the devil's own chariot (penismobile) has installed. Alas, poor sisters, we were not rewarded. However news did reach our ears that our Lord's good father had come to pay call upon his youngest to check whether he was washing behind his ears.

It was at this point that Sister C felt she needed to preach the word of the Lord to all that reside in Waterside (that rhymes!) Some say many are still looking up some of the adjectives used. Indeed upon our arrival the sister was so overcome with great love for our Lord that she fell to the floor in adoration.

To be continued. ...

Tennant x